Locking Kurama in a Closet
A YYH fan fic by: Tsukasa-Kun
Disclaimer: I need a new idea for a disclaimer. Of course you guys know
that I'm a lowly college freshman with no reputation whatsoever and thus I
don't own YYH or any of its characters. AAAAAAARRGGHH!!! THE FREAKING
LAWYERS MANAGED TO SQUEEZE IT OUTTA ME WITHOUT EVEN SHOWING UP!
Imagine this:
Telling Yusuke to shut up-
And he listens
Telling Kuwa-baka to jump off a ninety-foot cliff and land on spikes-
And he does it
Telling Keiko to get a life-
And she marries Yusuke
Asking Botan to be your best friend-
She offers you a cup of tea and a free trip to the underworld
Forcing Shizuru not to avenge her brother-
And she beats you up anyway
Telling Koenma he's a cute wittle boy just to get on his nerves-
And burning his paperwork
Forcing Hiei to socialize a bit more-
He says "Hello" to every new person he meets and kills them on the spot
"But wait!" You say, "There's one more! What about Kurama?"
Okay, imagine asking Kurama to come home with you-
And you forever put him in your closet
-And mark it "Beware of the Youko"
A/N: How'd ya like it?? It took me a looooooong time to come up with a
spiffy idea for the already-thought-up title. Well, I got stuff to do, so
BYE!! *Points finger in the air and disappears, .hack style*
A YYH fan fic by: Tsukasa-Kun
Disclaimer: I need a new idea for a disclaimer. Of course you guys know
that I'm a lowly college freshman with no reputation whatsoever and thus I
don't own YYH or any of its characters. AAAAAAARRGGHH!!! THE FREAKING
LAWYERS MANAGED TO SQUEEZE IT OUTTA ME WITHOUT EVEN SHOWING UP!
Imagine this:
Telling Yusuke to shut up-
And he listens
Telling Kuwa-baka to jump off a ninety-foot cliff and land on spikes-
And he does it
Telling Keiko to get a life-
And she marries Yusuke
Asking Botan to be your best friend-
She offers you a cup of tea and a free trip to the underworld
Forcing Shizuru not to avenge her brother-
And she beats you up anyway
Telling Koenma he's a cute wittle boy just to get on his nerves-
And burning his paperwork
Forcing Hiei to socialize a bit more-
He says "Hello" to every new person he meets and kills them on the spot
"But wait!" You say, "There's one more! What about Kurama?"
Okay, imagine asking Kurama to come home with you-
And you forever put him in your closet
-And mark it "Beware of the Youko"
A/N: How'd ya like it?? It took me a looooooong time to come up with a
spiffy idea for the already-thought-up title. Well, I got stuff to do, so
BYE!! *Points finger in the air and disappears, .hack style*