This is not a serious story. It can be dumb, funny or romantic at times. A very popular character (my reviewers tell me) will come into this story. Please don't take this story as something I'm trying too hard to make good, it is pure entertainment. Also this is going to be the only story where I write differently. I originally was going to make this into a youtube video which I was going to take seriously but I noticed it would be too hard to do, so enjoy the story, dumb version of it. I hope it makes you laugh.
Disclaimer: I do not own Pokémon
Dun dun dun, Ash's Girl Game Show!!!
Some guy: Hello and welcome to Ash's girl game show. In this show there are 8 girls who are going to try to answer a bunch of questions, do challenges and fight their way towards getting the #1 prize, Ash Ketchum. Now introducing your host...CHRIS!!!
The audience cheered loudly as the midget Chris from the Undercover as Drew story came onto the stage.
Chris: Thank you, how the fuck are ya?
The audience became quiet except for one person who began laughing like a psycho.
Chris: Um yeah, anyway let me introduce you to the 8 lovely girls and I will allow comments from the audience on what they think of each girl. Then I will get into how we play. Now first up Misty!
A young teenage girl around 14 years old came out; she had green eyes and smooth auburn/orange hair. She is wearing what she wore in the first 5 seasons of Pokémon. A fair amount of people whistled.
Chris: Hello Misty, nice to meet you.
Chris gave her the oh la la look. Misty took out a mallet from out of nowhere.
Misty: My heart is only for one man!!! The man we are fighting for in this show.
Chris: Ok relax. Our next girl is May.
A 12 year old girl with sparkly blue eyes and soft brown hair in a palm style came out wearing the clothes she wore in season 6-9 of Pokémon. She had fairly large breasts for her age. The whole crowd whistled and cheered especially one young boy in audience.
Audience boy: Man, she is beautiful.
Chris: Hey baby, wanna go out tonight and maybe we can go to my apartment and fuck.
May is speechless then the same boy from the audience went onto the stage and punched Chris straight into his face.
Audience boy: Touch her and I will kill you.
He then ran back into the audience, May wanted to know who he was.
Chris: Aww that stupid…prick. Come down here again I will rip off your balls and feed them to my dogs!!!
Misty and May: …
Chris: Sorry ladies. Next is Dawn.
A young girl came out and the whole audience whistled and cheered again. Only the boy in the audience before didn't cheer he was concentrating on May. Yet another kid was cheering as loud as he was when Dawn came out. Tanner was that boys name (the one cheering the loudest for Dawn) and Michael was the other person who cheered loudest for May and punched Chris in the face. Dawn had shiny blue hair and blue eyes along with the clothes she wears in Season 10-? in Pokémon. Chris looked at the guy writing the story.
Chris: I understand why the question mark is there. The way that Pokémon is going now, it's taking forever. If they don't do something about it Pokémon is fucked. Oh and another thing if you write that I get hit again…Murdock…I'm coming for you.
Writer of the story: OH SHIT, I BETTER GET OUT OF HERE!!! Wait who the hell is Murdock?
Chris: Ok back to the story and on with the show.
The audience began to whisper between themselves since they were confused on who he was talking to. Michael was sweat dropping.
Tanner: Hey, what's up?
Michael/Me: I think he was talking to me, I mean I'm the writer of this story.
Tanner: Trust me I'm used to it. I wrote the Sleepover series and trust me a lot of the characters talk to the writer.
Michael/Me: Really? You are the writer of the sleepover series. I'm honored to meet ya. They were very funny.
Tanner: Hahaha thanks, let's keep watching the show.
Chris: Ok the next girl is Duplica.
Duplica came out; she has funny bluish hair going off to the side and wears what she wore when she first met Ash. The crowd kind of cheered but was a little quiet for this one.
Chris: What the fuck is with that hair?
Duplica: It's a unique style, not like yours short ass.
Chris: What…bitch?
Chris was hoping that Duplica wouldn't win. Then he called out the next girl.
Chris: Annabel, come oooooooon out. You're the next contestant on the Price is Right.
Man: This is Ash's Girl Game Show YOU MORON.
Chris: You shut up fucken moron fucken, Leonardo Davinci.
The man from the audience stood up.
Man: What did you call me?
Chris: I called you a painter from the 14th century you dick head.
Man: I could stick you up my ass small fry.
Chris: Yeah you sure it ain't too sore from last night.
The man sat down admitting defeat in the argument. Annabel was already out and since those two were fighting no one had time to cheer for her. Annabel had short purple hair and wore what she usually wears. The crowd thought she was pretty cute but two people in the audience began yelling, their names were Kira and Danny.
Kira: Pokeshipping Forever!!! Get off the stage you bitch.
Danny: Misty is going to be with Ash.
The girls began to get annoyed.
Chris: Man we are never going to finish the introduction, you know what let's take a break and we will continue after.
Commercial Break Begins…
What do you think of it so far? I am actually enjoying myself when I'm writing this. I will add ridiculous characters and I hope you like our host midget Chris. I will update soon.