Note: I do not own FFVIII, FFVII or it's characters, but I wouldn't mind to (BIG clue, Squaresoft...).
The Chocobo Saga
Chapter 1: Theft!
Skeleto: Meet the champion chocobo racer of the world, Cloud Strife!
Squall: Hey, what about me? I wanna be the champ!
Skeleto: Shut up, Squall. You come in later.
Cloud: Hello! I'm the champ, not Squall!
Skeleto: Yes, yes, we all know. And also meet Cloud's faithful chocobo, Choco.
Cloud: Isn't it an original name?
Squall: I wanna be the CHAMP!
Skeleto and Cloud: SHUT UP!
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Skeleto: One day, Cloud is training with Choco for the upcoming Regional Championship.
Cloud: I'm training! Lalala, trainin' with my Chocobo.
Skeleto: Little does the blissful moron know, but evil is about to strike!
Squall: Who's evil? And I still wanna be the champ!
Skeleto: That's it! You're evil! You're the dangerous creature of death, deceit, and the theivery of hot dogs!
Zell: That's where they went?
Skeleto: You're not in this story, go away. As I was saying, Squall, the evil freak of nature that he is, wants to become champ.
Squall: Hey, I'm no freak of nature!
Skeleto: Shut the fuck up, and to your job!
Squall: Ah, bite me.
Skeleto: Now, as Squall wants to be a champ, he needs a good chocobo. What better racer than Choco?
Squall: That's it, I'll steal Choco!
Cloud: No! Choco's mine!
A dramatic fight ensues.
Squall: Die, bastard! I summon the almighty power of Eden!
Cloud: Almighty, my ass. I call upon the even MORE almighty power of the KNIGHTS OF THE ROUND materia! Combined with W-Summon, Quadra magic, and MP absorb, I'll deal almost 900,000 points of damage!
Squall: Noooooooooooo.......
After the battle...
Skeleto: Squall, you suck! How could you get beaten by a guy from a game years older than you?!
Squall: But that combo was so strong...
Skeleto: I don't care! You have to win! Here, use this.
Squall: Thanks! Hey Cloud, I wanna fight again!
A new battle...
Cloud: This again? Oh well. Knights of the Round combo, attack!
Squall: Not so fast! I'm using this! A Holy War! Making me invincible!
Cloud: No! Those damn programmers, they gave FFVIII invincibility items! I'm so vulnerable!
Squall: Eden! Attack!
Squall: Finally, I have won! Choco is mine! Time to train!
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The Chocobo Saga
Chapter 1: Theft!
Skeleto: Meet the champion chocobo racer of the world, Cloud Strife!
Squall: Hey, what about me? I wanna be the champ!
Skeleto: Shut up, Squall. You come in later.
Cloud: Hello! I'm the champ, not Squall!
Skeleto: Yes, yes, we all know. And also meet Cloud's faithful chocobo, Choco.
Cloud: Isn't it an original name?
Squall: I wanna be the CHAMP!
Skeleto and Cloud: SHUT UP!
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Skeleto: One day, Cloud is training with Choco for the upcoming Regional Championship.
Cloud: I'm training! Lalala, trainin' with my Chocobo.
Skeleto: Little does the blissful moron know, but evil is about to strike!
Squall: Who's evil? And I still wanna be the champ!
Skeleto: That's it! You're evil! You're the dangerous creature of death, deceit, and the theivery of hot dogs!
Zell: That's where they went?
Skeleto: You're not in this story, go away. As I was saying, Squall, the evil freak of nature that he is, wants to become champ.
Squall: Hey, I'm no freak of nature!
Skeleto: Shut the fuck up, and to your job!
Squall: Ah, bite me.
Skeleto: Now, as Squall wants to be a champ, he needs a good chocobo. What better racer than Choco?
Squall: That's it, I'll steal Choco!
Cloud: No! Choco's mine!
A dramatic fight ensues.
Squall: Die, bastard! I summon the almighty power of Eden!
Cloud: Almighty, my ass. I call upon the even MORE almighty power of the KNIGHTS OF THE ROUND materia! Combined with W-Summon, Quadra magic, and MP absorb, I'll deal almost 900,000 points of damage!
Squall: Noooooooooooo.......
After the battle...
Skeleto: Squall, you suck! How could you get beaten by a guy from a game years older than you?!
Squall: But that combo was so strong...
Skeleto: I don't care! You have to win! Here, use this.
Squall: Thanks! Hey Cloud, I wanna fight again!
A new battle...
Cloud: This again? Oh well. Knights of the Round combo, attack!
Squall: Not so fast! I'm using this! A Holy War! Making me invincible!
Cloud: No! Those damn programmers, they gave FFVIII invincibility items! I'm so vulnerable!
Squall: Eden! Attack!
Squall: Finally, I have won! Choco is mine! Time to train!
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