I wake up, and find Lock and Slappy staring at my face
Me: AHHH!
Lock and Slappy: *Scream like old ladies*
Kip walks in
Kip: What the heck is going on?
Me: They scared the living crap outta me!
Kip: Guys...*puts hands on hips*
Lock and Slappy then run out of my room
Kip: Why are you friends with them? One's an undead trick-or-treater and the other's a living ventriloquist's dummy.
Me: And until Doc Ock came along, you and the rest of the Commando Elite were just action figures.
Kip: I hate you.
Me: I love you too, buddy. *pushes him out so i can dressed*
(Later...)
I walk into my room and go to my closet, where I find an elephant
Me: WHAT THE-!
Chucky walks into my room
Chucky: What's going on?
Me: THERE'S AN ELEPHANT IN MY CLOSET!
Chucky: *bursts out laughing*
Me: You had something to do with this, didn't you?
Chucky: Maybe... *runs away*
Me: *facepalm*
Jackal the strolls in, sees the elephant, and runs away
Jackal: SLAPPY! SHE FOUND IT!
Slappy: SHUT UP YOU BRITISH NIMROD! *Picks up Shock and hits Jackal with her*
Me: WHY DO I LIVE WITH YOU PEOPLE!?
Barrel: Because you love us?
Kip: Because you'd be homeless otherwise?
Lock: Because we are like taking crack?
Everyone: SHUT UP LOCK!
Me: Oy...Yeah, I do love you guys.
(END)