Hello. I wrote this around the same time as "Steps to Angering Zetsu".
I don't own Naruto, Masashi Kishimoto does.
Steps to winning money from Kakuzu
1. Ask Deidara if he's Gay.
2. When he says 'no'. ask him if he's sure.
3. No matter the answer, reply with "Are you sure you're not gay?"
4. Repeat 1-4 until he threatens to blow you sky high.
5. Tell Sasori that you think Deidara is gay and is in denial…. within ear shot of Deidara and Kakuzu.
6. RUN!
7. HIDE!
8. When you're sure that Deidara will not harm you, go find him.
9. Tell him that you're sorry about earlier and to make it up to him you want to give him a present……
10. …. But he will have to get it himself; and it's in your closet.
11. Make sure Deidara is on his way to your closet.
12. Find Sasori and have him accompany you.
13. Find Kakuzu.
14. Make a bet with him that Deidara will "come out of the closet" today.
15. Bring the two of them to your closet.
16. Close the closet door.
17. If Deidara doesn't come out of the closet in a fit of rage, innocently ask him to come out of the closet.
18. When he comes out, tell Kakuzu that you won the bet and Sasori is your witness.
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