"Mary Allison Brandon get your ass down here or I am going to leave you here!" I shouted

I looked at my watch. with the way alice was moving we were going to be late. Alice, Rosalie, Emmett and myself were going out to celebrate my upcoming divorce.

* flashback*

I walked into the house after a long day at work

"James honey I'm home"

when he didn't answer I walked toward our bedroom. when I got to the door coukd hear romantic music coming from the other side. smiling to myself I opened the door to see james on the bed with some red head women. I laughed to myself. only james would be dum enough to have an afdair in my bed around the time I'm suppose to come home. laughing to myself I walked over to the stereo and shut it off. they both looked over at me and I just waved at the couple. while I was walking over to the bed I took off my wedding ban and threw it at james.

"I want a divorce"

with those words I walked out my unhappy life.y

* end of flashback*

After what felt like eternity Alice finally walked down the stairs.

" OK i,'m ready and I'm loving this outfit missy"

I looked down and smiled . I was wearing dark wash jean skinnes with black knee length boots and a bullet for my valentine t-shirt.

thanks your not looking to bad yourself."

we walked out to the garage where our babies were.A 2012 Mercedes- Benz CLS63 AMG, 2013 Ford Mustang Gt3 and Alice's 2012 Ford escape and her Porsche Panamera. After winning rock, paper, scissorss I ran over to my mustang and hopped in. when we got to club destiny we saw rose and em standing outside waiting for us. after all the pleasentries wee alk went inside. as usual Destiny was packed. While grabbing a table em started making conversation.

"I hope you guys don't mind but I invited some friends."

we all gave ourmumurs of approval.

" Em would you handle my divorce for me?"

"Of course I wouldn't have it any other way"

we all looked up at the stage when we heard screeching.

" we need to go up there and show them how its really done." Em shouted as we heard someone else scream into the mic

" I think we're going to need alchol to survive this disaster." Rose said

while em went to sign us all up for kareoke rose and myself went went to get everyone some drinks.