Hey yallz, this is my first fanfic so be nice and review! i know its not that good but i wrote it in like, 20 mins, so...enjoy!

P.S. This is for you Jakey!!!

Question of the day:

How many people have you gotten hooked on the Twilight universe?

I think I've gotten like, 6..ha! beat that! anyways...lol!

IMing with the Cullens

*Vampgirl*-Bella
ShinyVolvoOwner-Edward
Knowzhowufeel-Jasper
ObsessiveShopper-Alice
ReincarnationofBeauty-Rosalie
Grizzlayman-Emmett
VampyMama-Esme
DocterC-Carlisle
WolfyBoi-Jacob
UrFavWolf-Seth
Renesmee-SuperNessie
DownWithSeth-Leah
Brittn3yCull3n-Me (wait, you can put u in it? why yes, yes i can)

*Vampgirl* has signed on

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*Vampgirl*- Hi Edward!
ShinyVolvoOwner- Hi Bells!
ObsessiveShopper- I feel so unloved.
*Vampgirl*- Why Alice, my favorite sister?
ObsessiveShopper- because you said 'hi edward!' and didnt bother to say hi to me.... :(
ShinyVolvoOwner- Bella she is just trying to make you feel guilty so you will go shopping with her
ObsessiveShopper-EDWARD! YOU STUPID MIND READING VAMPIRE!
*Vampgirl*-calm down alice
ObsessiveShopper-why!?
*Vampgirl*- because we went shopping yesterday and i would have said no no matter what
ShinyVolvoOwner- She has a point alice, she was thinking that
ObsessiveShopper-WAIT! you cant hear her thoughts! what am i missing?
*Vampgirl*-I was working on that whole sheild thing...and he kinda heard what i was thinking.
ShinyVolvoOwner-You are getting quite good at that bella
*Vampgirl*-Thank you hunny!
ObsessiveShopper-*gags*
*Vampgirl*-oh shut up alice you and jasper always give me nightmares with what you talk about
ShinyVolvoOwner- Bella...we can't sleep.
*Vampgirl*-I know that...i meant like...uh...what are we talking about?

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*Vampgirl*- Emmett! Hey big bro!
GrizzlayMan- Hey bells!
ShinyVolvoOwner-hey rose, where is ness-i mean...renesmee
*Vampgirl*- Ya.... I thought you guys were going hunting with her today...where is she rose?
ReincarnationofBeauty- calm down bella, Take a guess where she is....
*Vampgirl*-She's with Jake?
ReincarnationofBeauty- duh.
ShinyVolvoOwner- stupid mongrel...
*Vampgirl*- hmph

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ReincarnationofBeauty- Leah are you with ness, seth and jake?
DownwithSeth- sadly, yes
*Vampgirl*-Tell Jake to get Renesmee on the computer, NOW. I haven't talked to her in a while....oh and edward?
ShinyVolvoOwner- Yes Bella?
*Vampgirl*- next time, remind me to say no and not go hunting for this long again....and next time we have to take renesmee with us....
ShinyVolvoOwner- ok
DownwithSeth- whatever guys, i'll go get them, hang on

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*Vampgirl*- wait, did she say them?
ObsessiveShopper- Why is nobody talking to poor ol alice?
*Vampgirl*-idk, where is jazz?
ObsessiveShopper-good question...

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UrFavWolf has signed on

ReincarnationofBeauty- oh great the MUTS are on
WolfyBoi- oh great the LEECHES are on

SuperNessie- be nice jake...!
WolfyBoi- Sorry Ness
ShinyVolvoOwner-Bella just wanted to talk to Renesmee not the whole wolf pack Leah.
DownwithSeth- Sorry, jake didnt even want her on
*Vampgirl*-Jake....shes MY daughter...if i want to talk to her alone i will
Wolfyboi-Theres something called a phone that you could use....

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ObsessiveShopper- Look edward! I found him hiding in his cute little emo corner
Knowzhowufeel- thanks alice....
ReincarnationofBeauty-long time no see jasper
Knowzhowufeel- ya..well i can feel anger coming from bella like, ALOT
*Vampgirl*-I wonder why....Jacob Black!
Wolfyboi-ahh cry me a river
ShinyVolvoOwner- too bad we cant cry
Wolfyboi-you are SOOO mature edward
ObsessiveShopper- Oh shut up jake i can see that eddy is about to go find you and rip you throat out and take renesmee to bella himself
Wolfyboi-oooh my paws are quivering....

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Wolfyboi- oh, crap!

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ReincarnationofBeauty- I am bored lets go hunt, em
GrizzlayMan- k rose

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SuperNessie- I hope daddy doesnt hurt jake...
*Vampgirl*- He wont, i know him, he make break a bone or two but he knows not to bite him
SuperNessie- wait, i dont want him to hurt him at all

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StupidMongrel- dont worry Nessie he will recover in a few hours...oops gotta go...love you girls, bye!

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*Vampgirl*-that was weird
SuperNessie- was that daddy?
*Vampgirl*- sadly yes...i'd better go make sure my husband doesnt kill the poor little wolf...

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ObsessiveShopper- Everyone left us jazzy....

silence....

ObsessiveShopper- Jasper?

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ObsessiveShopper- I'm so alone..... i'm so lonely i have nobody for my own...

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Brittn3yCull3n- Edward? Jasper? Emmett? Carlise? Jake? Seth?.....someone?

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Brittn3yCull3n-ome
ShinyVolvoOwner-who are you? and...ome?
Brittn3yCull3n-ome
ShinyVolvoOwner- ?
Brittn3yCull3n-oh....uh...i..uh..OH! I..uh...ah!! I am your future wifey!

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Brittn3yCull3n- no....edward...come back....i lubs you....

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*Vampgirl*- Ok you idiodic HUMAN back off of my husband

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*Vampgirl*- hmph thats what i thought

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