Victoria Chase dances to a song as Nathan, Max, Chloe and Kate walk up from behind her causing her to stop dancing as she notices them from behind. Nathan is armed with a shotgun, Max has a revolver, and Kate has a MP5.
"Hey kiddo's, got a job for you. I've found something..." Victoria laughs and walks over to her desk.
"Something ludicrously powerful, well naturally." She adjusts her throat as Nathan snaps his neck.
"It has to be mine."
"Lets do this!" Nathan roared while accidentally bumping Chloe.
"Uh...why did you give us guns? Won't we get in trouble for this?" Kate asks worriedly knowing that a viral video will be the least of her problems if Madsen finds out.
"There's is...one tiny catch...I'm going to need you and uh..." Victoria points at Chloe.
"Go in there." A digital sign pops above Chloe's head reading Life is strange: Chloestastic voyage!+10 more levels!
"Oh, oooh, there's a party in my brain and your all invited!"
Fantastic voyage from coolio plays.
Zoom into Chloe's eyes as her main consciousness works out her brain functions like smoke grass again, play with Max's powers, indirectly cause the death of a student and all sorts of stupid decisions.
New story campaign! 10 extra bonus levels!
The scene switches to an FPS view of Nathan armed with a shotgun and walking towards a floating Blackwell academy while Max is in a fragmented memory and Kate journey's into a the Price residence of Chloe's mind.
All new mind-melting enemies!
Kate shoots at a Hitler David in FPS perspective as it switches to Nathan shooting at a ninja Max while Max reloads her assault rifle while getting into a fight with Chloe's conscious police which look like Chloe wearing police officer uniform.
Weapons
Nathan fires a shotgun called the blunt cannon.
Skills
The HUD comes up to show Kate's righteous wrath ability, Max's focus ability and Nathan's mad pistoleer ability as skill points are being invested in them
And irreparable psychological trauma!
(Mind) Joyce is break dancing while (Mind) David is waving a picket sign around reading I'm a step-douche. The scene switches to an FPS view of Kate firing her pistol at a evil camera while switching to Nathan firing his shotgun at a giant David with a Hitler mustache and Max firing an assault rifle at (Mind) Frank as a large weed worm rises from the ground. It cuts to (Mind) Joyce punching (Mind) Nathan as the screen zooms towards his eyes and back to reality.
Nathan growls.
"I'm out!" He throws his shotgun away.
Life is Strange: Chloetastic voyage! Coming soon to a hybrid college near you and an April fools joke!
