NOTES:

Okay, so this is my very first fan-fiction. So no harsh critiques please. :) Before you start feasting your eyes onto my fic, I'd just like to give you some important information so you don't find yourself lost. Thus, clicking out of the page and missing this story. D: It's based on the Akatsuki and an OC that I recently made especially for this fan-fiction. There are a few things that I don't mention in this first chapter which is:

1. It is actually, the very beginning of school. ( the first day ) It is sort of implied in the beginning but, just in case you don't realize I'll just tell you here.

2. The setting is in Konoha, ( I couldn't think of anywhere else to put the story on, and I wasn't going to make up a random place )

Mkay, so I plan to center this fiction around Hidan and my OC, just so you are all aware. Okay?

Hopefully very humorous and ALL of the Akatsuki will be included and WILL play a nice big roll in the fiction so nobody will be left out.

Stuffing a waffle down my throat I looked at a short checklist I had jotted down, it had all the necessities and little nik-naks I needed for this school year but I wasn't ready. Nope. Never. I had procrastinated and gotten terribly side tracked and had ended up leaving everything until this morning.

"ugh, WHYYY?"

I rushed up and down the stairs continuously, grabbing binders and kunai and pencils and paper and oh, can't forget my head band. Then throwing a backpack onto the floor and stuffing everything inside of it. I sat down, continuously asking myself and forever regretting at why I had left this until the last minute. As a Grade eleven student, you'd think by now one would be much more responsible. I glanced over at the clock, which alarmingly notified me that I had ten minutes to get to the school. Hauling the backpack over my shoulder I dashed out without locking the door, jumping over fences and quickly making up for loss time. For a moment a strange chakra overcame my urge to get to school and I halted. This chakra wasn't so strange as if it were something out of the ordinary, but more of a sense that this person was not from Konoha.

I raised a brow, but only in curiosity as I headed towards the interesting muse of chakra hiding in an empty ally way. The thought of masking my own chakra did not come to mind as I peered around a large wooden fence into the darkly lit area. A seemingly strange figure loomed over in one corner. I squinted my eyes a little and sort of scrunched my nose as I couldn't actually tell why chakra was coming from a rather large plant. Besides, it just looked like two large jaws tightly clamped together all creepishly like. They were most definitely green in color, and very, very large. I cautiously walked over to it, keeping my hand hovered over a kunai that was strapped to my leg. It didn't move. I didn't move. All I could do at that point was remember to breathe. Well, it certainly didn't seem dangerous, I contemplated on leaving but decided to stay.

Grabbing a small twig that was lying beside me, I reached out and poked the 'large plant'. Nothing happened. I poked it again... harder this time. It twitched slightly and my eyes widened in a sort of shock as it began to open up. Inside was... a person? I fell backwards, my mouth seemed to be glued shut as I simply starred. This person, his face was half white and half black and his hair was rather short and green in color, his whole body seemed to be like that... as far as I could tell. He had a very bored facial expression as he looked up from the comic he was reading. Was it a comic? looked more like a porno magazine now that I think about it.

"Did you want something?"

"uhm, no" I stuttered and almost choked on my own words as I stumbled to my feet and dusted myself off. My eyes never left him. Not once.

"then why are you here?"

"well, I... uhmm, was just getting to school actually!" I began to turn around and before I knew it, a hole began to open up in front of me and he emerged from it considerably quickly. Magazine now put away he had now fully exposed himself. Myself being about 5 foot 4, he loomed over me terribly and that plant like attachment made him even larger. I jumped backwards, kunai drawn. As I examined him, aside from his plant like features the way he wore his clothing struck me as interesting. He wore a sort of black cloak that hid a large percentage of his body other than his feet and a partial amount of his chest and upwards. His cloak was just black, nothing was imprinted on it and the only thing that came to mind was that he wanted to hide his body by wearing that cloak around.

"so, you're going to school in an ally way?" he said calmly implying where I was.

"Well, no. I sensed your chakra and I... mistaken you for a plant!" there, I said it! I bit my lip, as if I was almost anticipating for him to attack me for my misunderstanding.

( black side ) "idiot"

( white side ) "it's alright, happens all the time"

"uh, what?" I wrinkled my forehead in an almost quizzical manner.

( black side ) "I said you were an idiot"

( white side ) "but it happens all the time, so no worries"

He walked very elated over to where I was standing, but still kept a very patient attitude. His stare was intense and I was almost crushed by the silent dominance he was showing. I wanted to melt into a puddle of jelly and plead for forgiveness. He leaned over towards me and I could almost feel his light breathes on my face, I held my breathe and clamped my eyes shut when I heard a voice from outside the ally.

"hey! Zetsu you stupid fucker! you're going to be late for class if you don't hurry your slow ass over here"

The black and white man stopped and turned to look behind him. A silver haired male stood there shouting and stringing a long line of curses while he waved his arm frantically for Zetsu to walk over to him. The one who was yelling didn't seem to notice I was there and he walked over almost puzzled as to why Zetsu was bent over.

"Zet-" he stopped as he noticed me stiffly leaned up against the fence. The kunai still clutched in my hand, but it seemed as if I had forgotten everything I had been taught, since not once during this encounter had I decided to defend myself properly. "What is this?" he pointed and eyed me suspiciously.

"I was observing this interesting shinobi"

"yeah, yeah whatever plant face, now let's go"

"yes, almighty Hidan" Zetsu mumbled sarcastically

Hidan passed up his middle finger as he turned around and began to walk away, Zetsu not far behind.

I had never seen these two before, they must be considerably new and now that I think about it the one called Hidan mentioned something about school. ... Ugh! don't tell me they were going to same school as I was! I wanted to melt back into a puddle of jelly again, and crawl away while I still had any sense of pride. I began to walk stiffly back onto the main road, where I saw the two walking not too far in front of me. I carefully examined the albino, he was about the same height as the other one but didn't have any creepy features. He wore the normal navy blue capris, wrapped ankles and normal shinobi shoes. A white leg strap strapped to his thigh where Kunai lay at rest. He wore a fishnet undershirt and a black long sleeve button up shirt overtop which was not tucked in and was only buttoned up halfway and the sleeves were rolled up to his elbows. His headband was worn around his neck and he hauled around a giant red, three bladed scythe. What also struck me curiously was a silver rosary that he had laying around his neck also, but it's not like I was going to go ask or anything.

I cautiously walked behind them, trying not to walk too fast so I didn't end up catching up to them. Unfortunately Hidan ended up turning to Zetsu which, in turn resulted in him looking back, and straight at me. He gave an unusual smirk and stopped abruptly, pulling Zetsu's sleeve a little so he too, would turn around. They both starred vacantly at me for a minute.

"Hey are you following us?" the silver haired man pointed out dryly.

Following you? Why in the hell's name would I follow you? I pondered for a moment about what I was going to say, but before I could open my mouth Zetsu commented on how I was going to the same school as they were. Hidan nodded and motioned for me to come over.

"I'm Hidan, forget my name and I'll fucking sacrifice you to Jashin" He held out his hand and I hesitantly shook it, eying his giant scythe.

"My name is-"

"Oh and this is Zetsu" Hidan pointed and Zetsu waved briefly.

Forget it. Why was I even telling them my name in the first place? Oh wait, because it was polite!

"My name is Nao" I replied monotonically.

In the end, I ended up walking beside them all the way to school and I listened quite contently as they laughed at their own jokes. Hidan especially as he cracked up while Zetsu quietly nodded and perhaps added in a few /yes's/ and /haha's/. I could just barely see the side of the high school as we turned a corner, I was relieved and a bit sorry at the same time that we had to split. Konoha's highschool was fairly large, and there was a pretty high chance for a new comer to get lost. I felt like asking whether or not they wanted to get shown around, but when I stepped inside the school and finally realized that I needed to get to class, they were gone. Yep. They vanished and I could just faintly hear Hidan's laugh down the hallway.

"well, so much for them" I mumbled quietly while walking to the end of the hallway, putting my things inside a locker, turning around to leave and-

"hurry up or else I'll drag you to the fucking classroom" Hidan stood a mere few inches away from me and I held back a gasp as I quickly pressed myself against the locker.

"uh, yeah. Do you have to stand so close?" I retorted and walked over to the opening of the classroom but stopped at the entrance. "Wait, you're in the same class as I am?"

"Yeah, otherwise I wouldn't be waisting my time here and-"

"Hidan! Look! Tobi is in the same class too! Come sit with me"

"Fuck no, Nao will sit with you" Hidan pushed me towards the masked teen and I stumbled towards the desk.

"Oh, Zetsu and Hidan told Tobi about Nao"

"What? they told-"

"Oh yes!" Tobi said, patting the top of my head.

I couldn't help but watch Hidan throw his books on his desk, sit down at the desk infront of mine, and turn around just to say-

"so Nao, are you a virgin?"

I raised my hand to go to the bathroom and quickly left.

/This was going to be a long and exhausting year/

And that concludes the first chapter.

Yeah, it was kind of short, wasn't it? D: I'll make the next chapters bigger.

( next chapter tomorrow, or even today because it's 2:42 am. :D )