Count ducky
Count Ducky walked into the room "what the H-E-double-hokey-sticks am I doing here!!"
He demanded of master Window
"Do you think that I want to be here Ducky!!? I have no clue how I got here ether." window yelled
"There is a disturbance in the force." Yoda whispered walking into the plain white room.
"I am to old for this job. Fuck it!!! Fuck it all!" he laughed insanely.
Darth Hideous appeared into the room and said "Yoda I will fight you one more time and if you win I will kill and if I win (which is impossible) I will kill you any way" insane laughter. Yoda joined in laughing
They both reached to grab there light sabers to find … "water guns?" they questioned simultaneously
Yoda aimed his at Hideous and started to squirt him with it.
Darth Hideous then started to screech "I'm melting! Melting!!!! Nooooooooooooo!" falling to the ground
Yoda laughed mirthlessly "Die Hideous!! Die!"
Ducky then starts ranting about how horrible it is for him to have melted. So Yoda melted him as well.
Window then walked over to the still laughing Yoda and stated "you scare me."
Yoda then replied "I know"
Then the unseen person, Isaiah asked "what the hell is going on!?"