You are crying forever in the rain because boyfriend left you.

Suddenly, through the rush of raindrops hitting the gravel, you hear rocket jets and the metallic clunk of feet land behind you.

Astro boy wraps his arms around you from behind, cracking your fragile bones.

He leans in and tenderly whispers into your ear, "It's okay, Trashcan..."

You die happily in his arms.

The End.