This story is basically a one shot but we'll see how it goes, if people like this first chapter I'll defiantly make more. But if you do like it please Favorite and Follow, Reviews are always nice. Hope you like it. My favorite superhero, rolling with my favorite anti hero, well, besides Deadpool. Well she's at least my favorite Batman villain, well, besides The Joker, sorry Harley. Sorry Harley, I love you. :(

Harley & Spidey

11:07 PM

Walking up inside a dark rusted out room, Peter greeted to the strong smell of gas and fumes. "Where am I?" Peter said out load, he tried to stand up, but found himself tied to a chair by some kind of think chain, someone really didn't want Peter to go anywhere. He easily tore out of it of course but the thought was nice. "Hello...ah...any potential kidnappers hiding in the shadows?" Peter asked remembering he wasn't wearing his Spidey suit right now, maybe going all ninja warrior on them wasn't such a good idea at the minute. "Can I remind you I'm just an innocent sixteen year old child, I couldn't possibly fight you off if I tried, so how bout you just let me go without a rage and we can avoid any violence..." Peter joked a little crept out right now. The last thing he remembered was going to The Daily Bugle to drop off some more photos. J.J's probably had a fit his pictures haven't arrived, he has probably fired Peter maybe a dozen times over by now, he does that when he's angry, it's a defense mechanism. "Oh...sorry sweetie, I'll be there in a second okay..." A voice suddenly called back, a women's voice. "Um...okay?" Peter replied now more confused than scared, for a second he thought Goblin or Eddie had got him. But no it was just some random crazy chick.

"Okay coming Peter..." The voice said as the smell of muffins filled the air. "Do you know who I am lady?" Peter asked scratching his head. Harley entered the room, with a big smile on her face. She was wearing a apron a mittens, carrying a tray of literally smoking hot, black muffins, not exactly Aunt May's cooking. "I know who you are...Peter Parker...hi I'm Harley Quinn nice ta meet ya." She said putting down her tray and taking off her cooking gear. She was probably the hottest girl Peter had ever met, seeing that body in all its glory, it was certainly toying with the boys hormones. "Is this like a reality show am I being punk'd right now ha, there aren't cameras here right cause...those chains were already rusty and you know anyone could..." Peter had a moment of realization. "...oh okay I see whats going on...Wade, where are you buddy, this is real cute but I have a life you understand...WILSON!" Peter glanced over at this Harley girl, she was staring at him, smiling a very pretty smile. Although she had this far away look in her eyes, like she wasn't looking into his eyes she was looking more inside his head, it was weird.

"It's just you and me Peter...and yes I did kidnap you...sorry HaHa." Harley said playing with the boy's camera. "Hey-hey thats expensive." He said snatching it back with all his considerable might. "Wow...your a strong kid aren't you..." Harley laughed brushing the hair from her face. "What is wrong with you lady?" Peter asked, all his fear and confusion pretty much gone by this point. "Well I'm crazy obviously...and you you little shit, you've been poking in on my Puddin's stuff without asking..." She shoved the boy back down to the chair. "Well I'm a photographer and I need to get payed so, whatever J.J tells me..." Peter insisted feeling his heart racing as Harley leaned on him, a little close for comfort. "Really Peter...so does your boss tell you to go Gotham for assignments...you little shit..." Harley repeated making Peter laugh just a little bit. "DON'T LAUGH AT ME!" Harley screamed getting right into the boy's face. "You have very pretty eyes..." Peter said smiling as the two were forehead to forehead.

"Listen Peter, you and I are gonna be best friends from now on GOT ME!" Harley screamed even loader. "Why would I want to be your friend?" Peter asked as Harley was quick to reply, she smiled and sat down on top of young Parker's lap, something he didn't expect to happen. "Gosh I don't know...I just got this, strong feeling, you like me more than you're letting on..." Harley said tracing her finger up the side of Peter's face. "NO GET OFF ME GOD!" Peter yelped tossing the crazy lady a few feet into the air. "HEY GET BACK HERE YOU LITTLE SHIT!" Harley chased Peter down the halls, but he was way too fast, inhumanly fast. She chased Peter into an old warehouse area, so much open space for him to disappear to. "Hey Pete, what do bats and spiders have in common?" Harley asked sneaking around looking around corners. "They both have idiots dressed in spandex fighting crime in their names HA, get it, cause you're a dumb kid and I'm a smart grown up." Harley taunted, knife at the ready. "Actually crazy I have an IQ that would make The Hulk feel small and I'm not so sure Bats rocks the spandex, AND NEITHER DO I!" Peter wasn't someone to throw insults at, he has been know to be the master of annoying the shit out of you. "You know Peter, a boy your age dressing up in superhero costumes on a nightly basis trying to fight crime, your parents may need to have a serious talk with you. You're young so it's not too late, trust me young man I'm a doctor." Harley said desperate to find him. "HA jokes on you I don't have any parents, and yes it might a little weird me wearing these spider threads, but to be fair how many people do you know that can throw an eighteen wheeler likes it nothing...speaker of which, LOOK OUT!" Peter said before throwing and eighteen wheeler towards the good doctor.

In a fit of panic she dived out of the way just in time. "What the fuck, B-mans never done anything like that..." Harley seemed terrified like she never had been before. She always figured the spider guy was just like the bat guy, but honestly she'd take B-man over the kid right now. "Batman's just a crazy ninja dude...me on the other hand...I'm the real deal Doc..." Peter said landing in front of the awestruck Harley Quinn. "...I give up..." She said putting her hands in the air with a horrified smile.

11:32 PM

"Hey Gordon, get a loud of this..." One the older officers pointed out looking up Harley Quinn's current situation. Commissionaire Gordon himself was unable to form words. Harley Quinn, The Joker's girlfriend, one of Gotham's many pains in the neck. She was strung up in some kind of giant web; It was certainly a sight to see. "...Cut her down..." Gordon ordered looking up to the sky, in the distance he could see some kind of shadowy figure, swinging across buildings.

"I'LL GET YOU FOR THIS KID!" Harley screamed out the top of her lungs.

"YOU HEAR ME SPIDER, I'LL HAUNT YOU DOWN, AND I'LL GET YOU FOR THIS...YOU LITTLE SHIT!"

To Be Continued?