And now, after months of development, and inspirations forming, I present to you my very first Loud House story: Smoshy Loud! Based on the Youtube channel Smosh from when they use to be funny and groovy. Starring all your favourite Loud House characters including yours truly!

It was a warm Wednesday summer afternoon, and Lincoln and Clyde were lucky enough to finally see the anticipated Ace Savvy vs. One-Eyed Jack movie that they've been waiting for for months now. There wasn't a line for both the ticket booth and the snack bar, so the duo didn't have a problem getting late.

They got their tickets and snacks and were headed onward to the room of their respected movie, discussing over the said movie.

"I'm telling you, Clyde! This new guy is going to be a true One-Eyed Jack," Lincoln told Clyde, assuring his best friends over some skepticism.

"Hey don't get me wrong, I'm sure Casey's a cool actor, but he doesn't look like One-Eyed Jack material," Clyde said, feeling a little nervous.

"You said the same thing with the last actor who played-" Lincoln was interrupted mid-sentence when Clyde stopped in front of the male bathroom.

"Woah! Hold on, Lincoln. I gotta take a number one," he says, putting down his snacks.

Lincoln scrunched his face and complained, "Come on, man. You told me you did your business before we left."

"Well I gotta go again," Clyde said before heading inside.

Lincoln rolled his eyes before deciding, "Whatever… I might as well go too," before setting his snacks down and following Clyde.

As Lincoln made his way to one of the urinals, Clyde enters one of the toilet stalls. The poliosis haired boy sees this, confused and upset. Feeling interested, he looks under the stall's door to see Clyde's pants lowered to his ankles.

"Seriously, Clyde?" Lincoln complained. "I thought you just needed to pee."

"I am peeing," Clyde replied. "But I can't do it with you watching me. Go away!"

Lincoln complies, slowly turning his head away. As soon as he did, Clyde begins to urinate. Then, Lincoln turns back to look under, prompting Clyde to stop peeing. The moment Lincoln turned his head, Clyde starts peeing again, resulting in the same responses. This back-and-forth went on for another ten more times.

"STOP IT!" Clyde yelled feeling peeved.

"If you're gonna go pee then why are you doing it sitting down?" Lincoln asked confused.

Clyde soon finishes before flushing and exiting the stall. "Why would I not?" Clyde asked in his own confusion.

Lincoln looks at his best friend feeling baffled by his answer. "Are you serious?"

"...Yeah…?" Clyde let out slowly.

Soon, another boy enters the bathroom and begins to use one of the urinals. Lincoln looks back at the boy recognizing him. "Hey, Rusty," Lincoln asked getting his attention. "Do you pee while sitting down or standing up?"

"... Standing up?" Rusty answered, confused with Lincoln's question.

Lincoln, however, turns back to Clyde with a smug grin on his face.

Feeling insulted, Clyde throws his hands up, "Well fine! Guess I'm the freak then!" he throws his hands up before stomping out of the bathroom.

"What's up with Clyde?" Rusty asked curiously.

Lincoln turns around to answer him, only to see Rusty's pants and underwear, his butt wholly exposed.

(Two Days Later)

Lincoln and Clyde decided to hang out again. This time at Gus' Games & Grub. At one point during their hang out, Lincoln had to go and use the bathroom quickly, which is where we are now.

Lincoln is seen doing his number one business next to the bathroom's urinal, humming a familiar tune. All of a sudden, Clyde walks in and enter the toilet stall. Lincoln notices before finishing his business.

When Lincoln turned around, he hears Clyde. "Yes, Lincoln. I'm taking a crap while standing up. You happy?"

Shocked, baffled, wide-eyed, mouth-gapped, Lincoln could only utter one word. "What?!"

A splash from inside the stall can be heard, and Clyde says, "Oh god! How is this even the right way?! I'm getting some major splashes from this height!"

Lincoln could only shake his head at his best friend's stupidity. "No! You're supposed to be doing that sitting down!"

Clyde soon finishes before flushing and exiting the stall, upset. "Well, which one is it!? Sitting down or standing up?! MAKE UP YOUR FREAKING MIND!" He pauses for a moment to get a breather. "Geez, the only thing more annoying then you right now is having to use one of these stupid drinking fountains!" He then flushed the urinal while trying to drink out of it. "Especially when these morons piss in them! Like that's really funny!" Lincoln could only watch in disgust as he witnessed his best friend drinking from the urinal.

After Clyde finished, he wipes the water away before noticing Lincoln's expression. "WHAT!?" he shouted.