The Katara Dating Show
Episode 1
Congratulations! You have opened this fanfic to find a TV show! This is modern times (of course) and It's a TV show, as I said before. Sokka is the host (surprise, surprise?) and Aang, Jet Zuko, Haru, Teo and a bunch of other losers are the contestants.
I do NOT own Avatar: The Last Airbender, although I wish.
Special thanks to those who sent Katara fanmail. :) You are awesomeness!
I wrote this fic back when I was young and extremely hyper so you might wanna beware of the randomness…
Also, thanks to the camera guy. Without him, you would not be able to see.. er, read this right now.
ACTION!
Sokka: Heeello, my name is Sokka, your host, and you are watching The Katara Dating Show!
-theme Song-
-crowd claps-
Sokka: STOP CLAPPING YOU IDIOTS- er, I mean, I would like to welcome you to the girl whose name is in the title, Kaaaaaaaatara!
-Katara walks on stage-
Katara: -whispers to herself- I hate my life. AHEM! Hi everybody! -Waves to the camera-
Sokka: Hi Katara. How are you doing today?
Katara: Well, I almost ate a rat that was laying on my breakfast this morning, my brand new $10,000 car spontaneously exploded, and I'm on my own darn dating show, but I'm still smiling! :)
Sokka: That's great! Now that we have introduced the Main Gal in the show, we would like to introduce you to our contestants. Let's bring out the losers- um, I mean the contestants! :D
-crowd claps-
-Dan, Rodrick, Eddy, Bran, Dil, Teo, Zuko, Haru, Jet and Aang walk onto the stage and sit in the 10 orange chairs-
Sokka: Hey guys, how ya feeling?
Dan: Happy! :D
Rodrick: Nunyu.
Eddy: Like a rock... :|
Bran: Excited! :DD
Dill: Uuuh... -nervous- Um, I uh... WATERMELON!
Teo: Good.
Zuko: Depressed.
Haru: Okay.
Jet: Hot. 8)
Aang: Hi Katara! :D
Sokka: Okay, then. Now onto the questions. You will answer them, and Katara will decide if they're good enough! -Reads off of card- What's your favorite color?
Dan: Rainbow!
Katara: LOSER! XP
-The fat security guard, Bobby, walks on stage, takes Dan and his chair, and throws him into the crowd. Then walks back behind the stage-
Sokka: Um, okay then... Next?
Rodrick: ...Red...
Katara: ...Sure, whatever.
Eddy: I dunno...
Katara: Then your dunno-out! :P
-Bobby comes on stage, picks up Eddy and his chair, throws 'em into the crowd, then walks back behind stage-
Sokka: Um... okay then.
Bran: Yellow!
Katara: LE GASP!
Bran: But- wait wait wait... um, purple?
Katara: Okay, you can stay! :3
Bran: Whew! -looks at Bobby behind stage and shivers-
Dill: Is it, um... my turn?
Sokka: Hurry up! Yes yes! Come on! Hurry!
Dill: Oh, um.. O-okay... uh... watermelon?
Katara: -yawns- NEXT!
Dill: Wait wait- NO! NO PLEASE! I have a wife and three children to feed!
-everyone gasps-
Sokka: So, you wanted to cheat on my baby sister, eh!
Dill: WHAT? No! I-I didn't! No! NO!
Sokka: That's it! Bobby, take out the trash!
Dill: AGH!
Katara: No, wait!
-crowd gasps-
Katara: Let ME take out the trash. -cracks knuckles-
Dill: -screams like a baby, jumps off chair, runs away-
...
Sokka: Um, okay... back to the show!
Teo: Maybe green or peach?
Katara: -nods slightly-
Zuko: black.
Katara: Sure, stay.
Haru: Gold.
Katara: -smiles- Stay! :DDD
Haru: Yay! :D
Jet: Come on, baby, it don't matter what my favorite color is! The only thing that matters is you, and me.
Katara: Jet, you know that I hate your guts and I would want to try everything to kill you. But, since I'm nice, I'll let you stay.
Jet: 8)
Katara: -turns to Aang and smiles- Okay, Aang, you're up.
Aang: My favorite color is orange.
Katara: Yes, you can stay.
Aang: Yay! :D
Sokka: Okay, now that we are through with the questions, it's time to award the "Most Likely to Date Katara" award for this episode. Katara, who do you choose?
Katara: Hmm... It's a hard choice... a lot of you are pretty stupid... I choose...
Haru!
Haru: Yay! -walks up to stage, Sokka gives him a small silver trophy-
Sokka: Congratulations Haru, you win the "Most Likely to Date Katara" award for this episode! And you win one date with Katara for tomorrow night.
Haru: That's great! -turns to Katara- Thank you, Katara.
Katara: Oh, Haru, you're welcome! -hugs Haru-
-the crowd goes "aw!"-
-the other contestants, and Sokka, go "BLAH!" with disgust-
Sokka: Alrighty! That's it for today's show, folks. Toon in next time to see how Katara and Haru's date will go. Bye!
Contestants: Bye!
Katara: Bye!
Haru: Bye!
-crowd claps-
-theme song-
Ta-da! How did the first epsidoe go? Read and review please. :)