This is a fanfiction, yes, and it is awesome. This is a legendary tale of 2 noble warriors going to White Castle. I do not own Naruto, Dragonball Z, or Harold and Kumar go to White Castle. R&R
Naruto Uzamaki sighed as he pushed his beat up Chevy into the garage of his crappy, beat down apartment complex. The transmission had blown, leaving the ninja to have to push it back into the garage. Of course, his lazy roommate Goku was nowhere to be found, probably with King Kai eating all his food. So, once again, Naruto found himself in a situation and the Super Douchebag was gone.
"Fuck him," Naruto growled, wiping his head from all the sweat. He finally got the car into a parking space and sat down next to it.
"Hey Naruto, what's poppin?" a voice said cheerily. Naruto slowly looked up and seen a floating Goku above him.
"I told you time and time again to stop using gangster words," Naruto said, shaking his head.
"Why are you hating?" Goku said, pouting like a child. Naruto got up and chucked a kunai at Goku's head. It bounced off the super beings head easily.
"What was that?" Goku asked, scratching his head and looking around.
"Put on your helmet Goku," Naruto sighed, getting up and dusting himself off.
"I got something that will make this day a whole lot better," Goku said, a sly look on his face. He pulled out of his gi a small clear bag and grinned broadly.
"Is that..?" Naruto started, a grin forming on his face.
"Dam skippy!" Goku shouted. "It's the green stuff."
"Weed," Naruto said, rubbing his hands. "I'll go get the paper, you go get the food."
"Food?" Goku asked. "What food?"
"I don't know jackass, pick something," Naruto snapped, taking the bag from Goku.
"How about the King?" Goku said, drooling slightly.
"How about no!" Naruto shouted. "I want something we haven't had in a while."
"How about…." Goku started.
"If you say asscrack burgers I will kill you," Naruto warned. Goku remained silent.
"Ok, how bout this? I'm going to go get the paper and we can figure out what food to eat after we smoke. Deal?"
Goku nodded eagerly. "Can we get bootyburgers instead?"
Naruto didn't say anything.
As Naruto walked to the corner store near their apartment, he sighed loudly as he seen a familiar red truck parked at the store.
"This is going to be trouble," he thought, walking into the parking lot.
"Hey pussy boy!" a familiar voice shouted.
Naruto turned around to see Itachi Uchiha, Sasuke Uchiha, Kakashi Hatake, and Madara Uchiha come walking out the store, laughing as they seen Naruto.
"Look, it's the Nine Tailed Pussy!" Sasuke shouted, which earned him high fives from everyone in the group. Naruto looked down, trying not to get angry. Kakashi walked up and pushed Naruto to the ground. The gang started laughing loudly, pointing as Naruto got back up.
"Nobody messes with the Sharingan Boys," Madara hissed as he threw an empty beer can at Naruto's head and they all jumped into the red truck. As they drove away, Naruto gave them the middle finger. When he did, Itachi stuck his head out the window and threw another can.
"We saw that bitch!" he shouted as his eyes flashed red and they drove away.
"What a bunch of douchebags," Naruto said, walking into the store. He bought the paper, three bags of Doritos, and a large Slurpie. As he walked out sipping the ice, he walked into a familiar face. The hottie next door, Hinata Hyuga came running over to him, in an extremely tight jogging outfit.
"Hey Naruto," she said, blushing a bit. Naruto stood there, his mouth dry as paper.
"Um I hey got to go!" Naruto shouted, running away waving. Hinata watched him run, smiling to herself.
Naruto arrived into the apartment, carrying bags as Goku, Vegeta, Kiba, and Krillin sat on the floor playing Xbox.
"Thanks for the help," Naruto grumbled, tossing the bags to the floor. Goku waved as he tried to play the game with one hand, succeeding at it.
"Hey Naruto…. HEY VEGETA STOP CHEATING!" Goku screamed, pressing the buttons dumb hard. Vegeta laughed evilly as he continued beating Goku and then threw down the paddles.
"Yes! I beat you Kakarot! Take that you fagot! I am the Prince of all…."
"Oh go to hell Vegeta," Kiba interrupted, throwing down the controller. "Go fuck yourself."
Vegeta angrily threw down the controller as Goku got up and got in his face.
"You so cheated Vegeta!" he spat.
"WHAT!" Vegeta screamed back. "Do you honestly believe in that child like brain of yours that the Prince of all Saiyans is capable of cheating?"
"Yes," Naruto said quickly.
"Shut up fuck boy!" Vegeta screamed. He turned back to Goku. "Admit I won fair and square."
"Never!" Goku shouted.
"ADMIT IT!" Vegeta screamed.
"Fine, I'll admit it," Goku said. "Vegeta, you beat me. At a game I suck at and you cheated you Prince of all Cheaters!" Vegeta angrily looked at Goku, his fists balled. He instantly turned Super Saiyan and looked at Goku.
"Let's take this outside bitch," Vegeta said, nodding at the door.
"Fine, if you want another assbeating!" Goku shouted, also going Super Saiyan.
"And this ends now," Naruto said, jumping in the middle. "Do you know what happen the last time you two fought here? You destroyed five buildings and sent a homeless man to the hospital!"
"Fuck that bum!" Goku shouted. "I want to settle this." Vegeta nodded, cracking his knuckles.
"No," Naruto said sternly and pointed to Goku's room. "Go to your room."
"No!" Goku shouted, slamming himself to the floor.
"Ok, time to go," Kiba said, picking up his things. Krillin and Vegeta nodded, walking out the door alongside Kiba. Naruto grinned.
"It worked!" Naruto said, pulling out the paper.
"The Get Your Friends out the House to Smoke technique," Goku said. He pulled out the weed.
"Let's do this," Naruto said.
A few hours later, Goku and Naruto were sprawled out on the couch, watching a lame scary movie. Goku looked at Naruto and started laughing for no reason.
"Dude, I'm fucking starving," he whispered, looking at Naruto completely serious. Naruto looked back at him the same way.
"Me too dude," he said. "But where can we get some food from?"
"Chinese?" Goku said.
"Nah, fuck it," Naruto said.
"Ramen?" Goku asked.
"Too much," Naruto said, holding his stomach.
"Pizza?" Goku asked, licking his lips.
"It's not good enough!" Naruto said, jumping off the couch. Goku scratched his head and shrugged.
"So what do you want to eat?"
As he said this, a commercial appeared on the television. When this appeared, Goku and Naruto couldn't help but look at the television with awe.
"That's it," Naruto said, jumping off the couch. Goku jumped off with him.
"WHITE CASTLE!" they both screamed together.
Naruto grabbed his keys and headed out the door, but then stopped.
"Crap," he said, sitting back down. "My car is fucked, I just remembered."
"No problem," Goku said, looking at the seat. Vegeta's car keys sat on the cushion. Naruto and Goku grinned at each other as they grabbed the keys and ran out the door.
"Can we get assburgers?" Goku asked as they waited for the elevator.
"Fuck you Goku," Naruto sighed as the elevator came up. They both got on when they heard a shrill voice.
"Hold the elevator!"
"Hinata?" Goku asked, sticking his head out the door. Naruto grabbed him and shoved him back in the elevator and began pressing the close button rapidly.
"Dude, what are you doing?" Goku asked as he watched the elevator door close. Hinata made it to the door, but the door rolled shut in her face.
"What the fuck?" Goku asked, looking at Naruto.
Naruto blushed hard, looking the other way.
"I get it," Goku said, nudging Naruto in the rib. "You got a crush."
"Shut up Goku," Naruto said, exasperated. "That's about all you get, and I'm including pussy in that category."
Goku looked away, upset.
"Not cool," Goku said, whimpering.
They got off the elevator at the same time and bursted out the door. Goku and Naruto smiled as they spotted Vegeta's car via car starter and gave each other a high five. They climbed into Vegeta's car and put on sunglasses. Goku pulled out a CD and put it in the player. A loud racket came screaming out the speakers.
"What the fuck is this!" Naruto shouted at Goku.
"Justin Bieber's new CD," Goku said innocently.
Naruto sat there for a second and slowly looked at Goku, who looked back at him. In sync, they both began to bump their heads to the music as they drove away.
At the apartment, Vegeta and his wife Bulma walked up to Goku and Naruto's apartment. Bulma carried an extremely big frying pan in her hand as she walked behind Vegeta, who looked extremely nervous. He slowly knocked on the door, praying they answered. He waited two minutes and began knocking intensely.
"You see?" Bulma roared, hitting Vegeta upside the head with the pan. "They took our car!"
"Fuck you Kakarot," Vegeta said bitterly, holding his head.
That was the first epic chapter. The next chapter, Goku and Naruto will have a unexpected meeting on their journey to White Castle. Look for it soon!