One laugh at a time

This is a story that happens after Bella's a vampire

"Bella!! We have to go shopping!!!!!!" Alice yelled. Vary loudly.

"Gosh Alice the volturi could have heard you." I said covering my ears

Then Alice got a devise smile. She had an idea. An evil idea. She got out her cell phone.

"Hello this is Giana," a voice said on the other end of the line, "you have reached the volturi how may I help you?"

"Okay!" Alice said "could you give the phone to a vampire? Oh my gosh! Dose a vampire there have the power of really good hearing?"

"Alice I wasn't being serious, it's just an expression." I told her. She ignored me.

"Um... well," Giana said, "I could give the phone to Felix…"

"Okay!!!" Alice said "put him on!!" I can just imagine Giana twitching as she handed the phone to Felix.

"Hello?" Felix asked.

"Hi!!!" Alice yelled.

"Who is this?" Felix asked, yet again I can imagine twitching.

"Not important!! What's important is could you here me telling Bella we had to go shopping?!!!" Alice yelled.

"Um… no??" Felix said.

"Okay!! Then I'll hang up and yell real loud then I'll call you back to see if you heard okay?! Okay!!" and she hung up.

"Okay Bella on the count of three we scream ready one… two… three…AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!"

I covered my ears. "ALICE STOP!!!"

"Now we have to call Felix back!!" she said taking the cell phone back out.

"Did you hear me Felix?" she asked excitedly.

"Um...no." he replied.

Then I heard everyone coming inside from out side to see what happened.

"What happened?" they asked at the same time.

"Well," I said looking at Jasper, "your wife is trying to see if she can be heard in Volttra."

They all turned to Emmett. "What?" he asked "justcauseIgotadeerhighinhopesthatoneofyouwoulddrinkfromitdoesn'tmeanismyfaultthat shefellforitImeanshe'sapsychic."

"EMMETT!!!!" we all yelled and hit him up side the head.

I took the phone from Alice. "hello?" I said

"Hello who is this?" someone asked it wasn't Giana or Felix.

"Um… Bella who is this?" I asked

"This is Caius." he said in an anoid voice.