A/n: Read and review. Paige and AJ one shots, just weird randomness. x

AJ was in her hotel room alone. She wasn't bored. she was watching 'Texas chainsaw massacre' the movie that was made in 2003, plus she had a chocolate bar and flavored water at her disposal. She had two weeks off after the TLC pay-per-view so she decided to stay in New York city. It was a peaceful night for her, because everyone else went clubbing or to go theater hopping.

she was happy. She had the Divas title for the fifth time, and she just decided to stay single since her divorce from CM Punk didn't end so well. and even with that, she had told herself to move on and focus on her career. But right now something is missing. And that's her other best friend, Paige.

She grabs her iphone and texts Page but the anti-diva beats her to it. 'Hey AJ, are you busy?". AJ texts back. 'No. Why?'.

'Can I hangout with you? I'm bored :p'

AJ smiled. "Come on over".

Within five minutes later Paige knocked on the door. "Housekeeping". She says.

AJ gets up from the bed and lets Paige in. "Hey!". AJ smiled.

"Hello!". Paige beamed.

they sit on the bed together, looking at the same movie, relaxing quietly.

When Paige playfully puts her head on AJ's shoulder, they hear someone yelling. "OH! OH NIKKI! AHH NIKKI! OH SHIT!".

They hear another person.

"JOHN! OH GOD, JOHN! Mmmmm!".

Paige's head pops up as AJ and Paige both look at each other. They put the movie on mute and listen closely.

"AHH! AHH! Ahhhh! NIKKI, NIKKI BELLA!".

"OH JOHN! YES JOHN, YES! JOHN!".

They laugh hysterically. "Is that..." AJ whispered.

Paige nodded while continuing to laugh.

In between laughs AJ says, "Who knew men could holler like that?".

A smiling Paige says, "John isn't the only one. when IO used to be with Dean, he sounded like a car engine hyperventilating and moaning in a rhythm".

AJ giggled. "Wow!".

"DON'T STOP". Nikki yelled out.

"HOLY SHIT NIKKI. Your pussy's so FUCKING good! I'm getting close! I'm gonna cum!". John moaned out.

Paige and AJ continued bursting with laughter for the rest of the night.