Why is it so hard!?
By TempestXtreme
Disclaimer: I own only my own characters. I don't own my muses from Final Fantasy X.
Full Summary: It's a Sunday afternoon, and I'm bored – so I start to write a Final Fantasy X fic (my first, too). Of course, my new muses from Spira decide to butt in…
NOTE: Words in bold are supposed to be the story.
NOTE 2: Words in italics are the author (me).
NOTE 3: Words between '*' are actions (yes, I'm stealing from Lashana's 'It was a dark and stormy night' fic. She'll Giga Slave me later for it, but who cares? ^_^)
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Spira – formerly a world steeped in a spiral of death brought about by an evil cockroach living inside a giant…
Auron: *reading over his newest author's shoulder* Evil cockroach?
What? Yu Yevon looked like a bug!
Auron: …You're going to call Yu Yevon – the one who created Sin and caused no end of chaos and havoc in Spira – an 'evil cockroach'?
Grow a sense of humour, Aury.
Auron: …Don't call me that. *brandishes his big ass sword menacingly*
*Smirks* I fear you not, Aury. *types a few words and changes Auron's sword into spaghetti*
Auron: O.o MY SWORD!!
Don't mess with the author! ^_^
Auron: …Got any ketchup?
…In the fridge.Auron: Thanks. *goes to get said ketchup out of the fridge, pours it on his sword…er…spaghetti, and eats it* This is good ^_^
Stop grinning, it's disturbing.
Auron: -_-
That's better ^_^ *quickly gives Auron a new sword* I call it…the Schlep!Auron: O.o *stares at the sword. It looks like his original katana…except it's bright pink with little bunnies and hearts decorated onto the blade* You have got to be joking!
Nope! ^_^
Auron: *starts to curse, rant, rave, and chop random objects in half with the Schlep*
Lulu: *runs in to see what the commotion is about* O.o Why is Sir Auron swinging a pink sword around like that?
Apparently he doesn't like pink swords called Schlep.Lulu: …You're insane.
You noticed? ^_^
Lulu: It's hard not to. *reads what he's written of the FFX fic* O.o 'evil cockroach'?
He looks like a bug!
Lulu: …You've got a point…but a cockroach?
You'd prefer a giant evil spider?
Lulu: …An evil cockroach it is, then ^_^
Good ^_^ Now, back to my story!
Auron: If you write a Final Fantasy X fic, I think I may just kill myself.
You're already dead, Aury. But I could easily make your afterlife a living hell ^_^
Auron: -_-
^_^ Now, to rewrite that first part…
Spira – a world once trapped in a spiral of death brought about by an evil cockroach living inside a giant…
Wakka: *shows up* Fiend, ya?
I was going to say flying turtle.
Wakka: O.o Huh?
*gets strange looks from his new muses – well, the ones that have shown up anyway* Whaaaaaaaat? He DOES look like a giant flying turtle!
Auron: …You're calling the Ultimate Fiend a giant flying turtle?
Oh, be quiet. *writes up a bunch of Tidus fangirls* He called Tidus a cry baby!
Fangirls: *Evil Death Glare of Doom* LET'S GET HIM!!
Auron: O.O AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!! *runs from the mob of fangirls – all of whom are wielding swords similar to Tidus' long sword*
Lulu: That was cruel.
He was beginning to annoy me. Say, does he need this? *holds up Auron's sword* ^_^
Wakka: O.o This is our new author?! We're all gonna die! *pauses* Ya!
…Finish one more sentence with 'ya' and you won't like what I'll do. -_-
Wakka: O.o *nods slowly*
Good ^_^ Now, back to the fic…
Spira – a world once trapped in a spiral of death…
Lulu: *interrupts* Just one question – what genre is this 'fic'?
^_^ Insane, makes-no-sense-comedy ^_^
Lulu: …You really are nuts.
Wakka: *stupidly* He is, ya?
*gets pissed* I WARNED YOU!! *writes his own character into this insane fic – Lizzie*
Wakka: *wondering who the pink-haired girl in the pink skirt is*
Lizzie: Stormy-chan! What do you want?
-_- Don't call me 'Stormy-chan'. And I got a new friend for you! *points to Wakka* He wants to play! Show him your spells ^_^
Lulu: *as Lizzie squeals in glee and turns Wakka into a pink rabbit wearing a pink ribbon and bright makeup* O.O ?!??!
Lizzie: *gleefully picks the Wakka-bunny up and starts to huggle him* ^_^
^_^ Now to start my story! ^_^ Uh…
Lulu: What is it?
…I forgot what my fic was about.
Lulu: *facevaults*
The End! Review please! ^_^