Strawberries up the butt does not own vampire knight or any of the characters I used.
Yori was a simple really bothered her. She was a smart no lover. She was friends with yuki cross. A girl who is the daughter of the princebal of the private school she goes to. She didn't know much about the night class. Not even the hidden affection idol had for this brunette.
"Ohhhhh how much I wish I could just hug and hold her and never let go!" idol said with his usual sweet tone."how much I wish she loved me so!" He said with a soft tone as he sighed."just ask her out audoi"wilde said with disinterest but just wanting to seem like he cared about his cousins unadorned affection."NO I COULD NEVER JUST GO UP TO HER AND SAY HEY WANTA GO OUT WITH ME CUZ' IVE BEEN SECRETLY ADMIRING YOU FROM AFAR AKA STALKING YOU!" he said almost screaming it. Wilde didn't say a word for he was tired of trying to help and getting yelled at. Wilde started to walk away until idol almost whispered his schemes "I should get someone to do it for me!like a secret admirier! That will surely work!" wilde wanted to get away fast before idol asked him to help in his scheme, but it was too late. "hey idol are you doing anything this weekend?" the weekend was tomarrow "ummm, I was hoping to-" "GREAT! Ill see you tomarrow then!" idol said as he walked away content of his plans falling into place. Great…. Wilde thought as he walked away.
(Next day)
Adiou walked into the room at 3pm which is earlyl for vamps, and unrolled a piece of poster paper infront of wilde. "Okay the plan is you will act all creepy towards her then ill come in and stop you and make me look like the hero!" he said as he chuckled. Wilde stared in disapproval. How was he going to break the news to his cousin that he was not going to embarres himself for him to whoo a human girl. "adiou I don't think-" "GREAT! Lets start now!" he said as he dragged wilde away without a second thought.
The court yard.
There was the brown haired beauty that he had dreamed about for 1year already
Man she looks amazing! Very delious! Adiou said as he licked his lips with he wanted her so bad but was just to nervous to ask this godess out!"ok in 2 minutes with or without yuki cross there you go in"wilde frowned"what do I say?" "simple you say some creep pickup lines scare her alittle then let me swope in and tell you to leave her alone and then you shrug and walk away. Wilde didn't care anymore. He would kill someone just for adiou to leave him alone for awhile. Plus having a girlfriend might help that happen more often. Because of his cousins crudeness he doesn't have many friends or followers as far as them acually knowing what hes likes past that hot was a loner vamp, while the other vampires were out having what life they did have, idol stood at the night member housing and lounged around bothering his ever so wanting the oppisite cousin. In short idol REALLY needed a girlfrieind! "READY?" Idol almost yelled as wilde was taken from his trance like state. "yeah I guess…" wilde said as he stepped out of the brush they were hiding in. he sighed as the late afternoon sun was harsh on his porealean studetnts tried to gather around him but he brushed them off as he walked towards his living bribe to his dumb cousin. Sayori looked up as the very tall vampire towered over her own self. "m-may I help you?" sheasked with hesitation awaiting this handome mans awnser. She never did like the night class. They scared her. Wilde sighed and said "I cant believe im about to do this but….is there a miror in your pants because I can see myself In them" sayori blushed beyond belief as aidou in the bursh laughed his ass off. His fangirls scoffed and with angry looks looked towards the poor confused girl. "e-e-e-e-excuse me?" was all she could spit out as wilde was to ashamed to look her in the eye. " n-nice legs, when do they open?" He spat out and his cracked alittle. How long was he going to have to endure of this touture til idol came out?yori stood still shocked at the first comment. Tried to open her mouth to speak but the only thing that came out was jiberish. "if your going to regret this in the morining we can sleep til the afternoon" adiou laughed so hard some of the fangirls heard him. Wilde has enough! He went over dragged idol out of the brush. "What are you doing put me down! YOU SON OF A $##%$!^#$%# YOU! I %$#^HATE YOU!idol screamed as he was dragged by his collar over to yori, his feet barely touching the ground as they reached the blushing girl. "listen fuck him date him kill him, do whatever you girls do to guys just tell him the next time he wants to ask a girl out. He BETTER leave me out of his scheme. He then proceeded to drop idol on the hard concrete on his bum. His cute pouty face and teary eyed look that he used to get out of trouble was being used to its extent as he looked up at heavily. He would kill wilde later now he had bigger problems. Yori still just as crazy shocked as the fangirls looked down at him with mouth wide open, eyes twiching alittle and a confused look on her face. Idol picked himself from the floor and dusted himself off. He then propceeded to ruffle his hair alittle put on his intelectual look and say "soooooooo what do you say?"
Lolzzzzzz thank you google for the funniest eva dirty pickup lines in the world!anyways ill update soon. Maybe in a few days also since your SOOOO NICE and becuase you love ? You should PUSH THAT REVIEW BUTTON, EH? OK bai!