My first fiction. I would like to say that I hate it. Mainly because this is an OC story and I hate all OC stories. Usually it is something like "Oh, I'm the chosen one," or, "Oh, I have four keyblades because I have a tail and I hold the fourth in my mouth. Every organization member is afraid of me, Xemnas quivers in fear at the mention of my name, Zexion is in love with me, no, Axel is in love with me. I am Riku's brother/sister. You see my rage.


Heartless Wretch

"Xaldin! I said I was sorry!" Demyx wailed as he ran from the lance holding wind wielder.

"Demyx, this is the last time you ruin my cooking!" Xaldin stopped for a moment to weep over his loss. "My beautiful cake! So well prepared."

Demyx had run off while she – he, I said he – was crying. When he noticed this, the lancer let out a sigh and opened a portal to the place in the castle only Demyx would be dumb enough to hide in.

As Xaldin stepped out of the portal to the third floor closet he saw the pitiful sitarist frantically trying to throw open the locked door. At the sound of the portal closing, Demyx turned and gave a high pitched scream at the sight of Xaldin, who promptly grabbed him by the throat and started shaking him. It was at this time that number XVI ambled around the corner and took on a confused expression when he saw the scene before him.

He was a large brute, broad shouldered and only slightly smaller than Lexeaus with no pupils in his eyes. At the time he had been looking at his reflection in a large knife he had been holding, trying to see if he had something in his teeth. His name was Exlin.

Exlin opened his mouth to speak, but decided against it thinking that he would not want to get involved. With this in mind, he turned around and made his way back around the corner.

Farther down was the new and improved gray area with a newly installed kitchen fit for a five star restaurant. Needless to say, Xaldin kissed the superior's feet for letting him have it.

In one of the couches sat Lexeaus eating Rocky road Ice cream from a glass. He straightened up when he heard the whine of the intercom. "Great, What now?"

So far he had done a decent job of avoiding the other members these last couple of days since Vexen took half of an inch off the top of his hair for who knows what. He was sure this was going to be a meeting of little importance.

"All members report to Where Nothing Gathers for a meeting of little importance!" Xemnas' voice boomed over the intercom.

"Of course." Lexeaus thought up about twenty swear words before teleporting to the meeting.

"Xigbar, who was in the middle of 'Let's Playing' a game of upside down Mega man, said, "Hmm. Seems like things are about to get a little more interesting around here." Speaking to a camera being held by a moogle floating in front of the TV, he said, "Ninja instinct you know." He then Ninja poofed to the throne room.

Xaldin, who currently still had his hands on Demyx's neck, looked down and said, "Looks like we have to cut this short. Same time tomorrow, Demyx?"

Demyx dusted himself off after he was released. "Sure thing."

With that, they both teleported to their respective seats with Exlin behind them.

Vexen was in his lab with a human sized version of the Twilight Thorn currently working on a new replica of Lexeaus. "I wonder if this is…"

"Vexen, I have a question."

"What?"

"Why is it that all of the replicas you made except of yourself are female? I mean, it makes it look like you're some sort of per-" STAB! A giant syringe needle was sticking through his chest. He looked down and thought for a second. "Never mind," he said as Vexen slid into a portal.

Zexion was in his room reading his new addition to his Bookshelf That Never Was. He marked the page he was on and said,"Mortal instruments is dead, my ass." He then enveloped himself in a cloud of black as he dropped a smoke bomb and disappeared.

Saix was in the library looking over the latest addition to his subscription. He looked up. "He really couldn't have waited until tomorrow." She chuckled before opening a corridor. "I guess it could not be avoided."

Axel was in his room playing the avatar video game. "YEAH! EAT THAT ZUKO!" before pausing at the cut-scene and teleporting away.

Luxord was on the phone talking to someone in an urgent voice. "You said what happened? After the drowning in girls part please. Where are you? What does it look like? Okay, I'll send someone for you. Yes, they will hurry. Yes, because you're the greatest. Bye." He clicked off. "I hate him," he muttered as he allowed himself to be enveloped by the shadows.

Marluxia was in his green room investigating a giant rose bush. He snapped his fingers with glee. "DAMN, I'm good." He was then pushed over from behind and dragged roughly by his boots. He turned his head to see that a sorcerer was floating in place while a dark corridor opened up beneath them both.

Larxene was in her room stabbing her teddy bear collection. She looked at the intercom, grumbled and lept into a corridor that she opened in the wall shouting, "STAB, MAIM, KILL, DETESTICLEISE!"

Roxas and Xion were in Lexeaus' room playing a round of DDR while he was out. With perfect timing, they both stepped off of the pad and began to walk into a corridor when Roxas' theme music came on with no provocation. Said boy immediately turned emo and hung his head. Xion put on a sympathetic smile and said, "Don't be upset Roxas, it will pass. It always does." Roxas only nodded sadly as he let Xion drag him through the portal.


Hope you guys enjoyed the terrible first chapter that has almost nothing to do with the rest of the plot. If you think it was good, tell me. If you think it sucked, tell me. Honestly, I will accept any opinion you throw at me, as it is the only way the work will improve (Ignoring the fact that I have four waiting chapters already.) Although I am sure that all of you will not call me on this I am aware that there are only thirteen chairs in where nothing gathers and that the twilight thorn only comes in one size. Also all of you demyx fans will probably hate me come chapter three. Well, anyway, Review, yada yada. Supreme King is out!