Hi I'm Neo Larkens but the people at my school know mw as Nathen Larkens and the folks on the internets know me as noober I'm eight years old today and I'm excited! Jus to let you know I write for my entertainment and for the people who find entertainment entertaining. Also I don't own any of the stuff I write about.
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Once yugi motto was on an airplane eating peanuts and watching the movie airport '72 on his movie glasses that he ordered from sky mall. "Ugly oaf!" he said "why don't these people know that you have to play the king of games games in order to solve there problems." (By the way for those who don't know Yugioh actually means king of games) so then an evil guy with crazy hair unbuckles his seatbelt and pointed at yugi " I'm going to steal your mil. Puzzle you bitch." And yami ygi stood up and said " not if I can get away with it, NEO"S BROTHER!!!" my brother gasped "how could you have possibly seen threw my hair?" "because yogurts a chickgaytarded fattupid mongrel of the sun." said yami yugi. "oooooOOOOp lets duel and d d d d dddduel some more, if you know what I mean!" yugi winced and made a face of utter digestion. "Yugi, yugi, yugi…. You wana go? FAT BOI!!! Crack some acorns? Billy boy… I'm goanna STOMP all over your banjo! You share a friendship with any particular lady that just so happens to be named Dorothy? Tell me… have you joined any… clubs scence you bordered on this plane? Know what I mean jelly bean?"
Yami Yugi's forehead was a portal into pure anger and frustration. "This is the worst card game I have ever played" said yugi. Suddenly out of nowhere without any sort of warning, Neo Larkens busted threw the ceiling of the airplane and began approaching his brother I stared at his pathetic face and punched his so hard he flew away and got cut into little peaces by the plane's engine and ruined the wing of the airplane. William Shatner was concerned about this.
After the plane landed ygi smiled at neo and said "thanks bro, you really helped me ouGDFGZDRTPHUNYGFNFNYIYNNNPunuZNPN9UPNU9VDXNIVXCDL BUHLNBGDFRNHNIGDZ UH H DZFPI GR ZDFI ZGDRP9 FXGO ZIIIIU 7IGUFXKJ DFHN X HTGY GDFD0TG-P000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000UHFJRIKDYSGfvCDDDDDDDDDDDDXSZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZgreetings welcome to hell. It was expected by us that you would come to us sooner or later. I bet this is a surprise to you, inset it. Well, we got you when you least expected it, didn't we? You're a silly fool. Your downfall, if you must know is simply not taking good care of yourself. Now that you are dead, and in hell, you will find that the afterlife will be filled with pain and dismay for eternity, and no god will be able to save you. Good bye.
