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How do I possibly explain my distress? I am nearing my eighteenth birthday and am still a virgin, and I really don't want to be one. I would have gotten rid of that so called "flower" or "gift" at sixteen. But that isn't a decision that I am allowed to make. Oh no, that is for my dearest brother, cousin, and their best friend to decide. Assholes!

My dilemma isn't from my ugliness, for I am a very pretty girl. It isn't because I haven't tried, or found that special someone, really I just want to get rid of the stupid curse. It's because my family (those three special idiots) who claim that I have to be a virgin when I die. So to protect my 'honor' they make my life a living hell. They scare off any male before I can get a offer for a date. And the ones who have enough balls to ask, end up leaving twenty minutes into the date. Awful, I know.

As for the three idiots, they do not feel the necessity for staying pure. No they can screw whoever they please. Hypocrites. What's worse is we live in this tiny town of barely two thousand people, and all the teenagers get a laugh out of my situation. Since I am the ONLY virgin in Forks High, I have been nicknamed Mary. As in the Virgin Mary. As in the pure, untainted, loving, pissed off, eternally horny female that I will probably forever be.

My name is Isabella Marie Swan, and one day I will kill those three bastards that started this virgin pact for me.

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I was sitting in the living room with my cousin Jacob and our friend Jasper. Jacob and Jasper were currently wrestling over the game controller. Apparently one of them was cheating and the other was upset. They acted like such children. They were two of the three people I was allowed to associate with in this god-forsaken town.

My twin brother Emmett barged in the front door, glazed eyes and a cocky smirk his current expression. Of course, Bastard 1 just got laid, again.

"So who was it this time in your game of hump-and-dump?" I asked sarcastically. I mean seriously, what brain-dead slut would want my brother? Okay, that might be mean, but I am allowed my sarcasm and bitchiness, maybe if I was laid I wouldn't act this way!

"Please, baby sister, you shouldn't talk like that, you are supposed to be a virgin. I wish you would act more like one. But it was that hottie Tanya." Cue his really happy smirk. Asshole.

"Yeah and I wish you three would quit using girls like Kleenex, but that isn't gonna happen huh?" This is probably the seventh time this week we have had this conversation.

"We don't know what you mean little Bells." Came Jacob's voice from the floor.

"Of course you don't. It's not like you don't blow your load in said skank, then throw her away like yesterday's trash." I love how sarcastic I can be.

"Please Bellie, don't talk like that. It's unbecoming for a young woman such as yourself." Same thing Jasper said yesterday.

"No, I am tired of your shit! This is ridiculous! I am tired of being Mary, I am tired of never finishing a date, nor getting a second date! I AM TIRED OF BEING A DAMN VIRGIN!" I shouted before I stomped upstairs. Really I can't stand being around those three anymore.

I used to love hanging out with my brother, cousin and friend but since I grew boobs, said triplet group has been awful. Jacob, Emmett and I used to hang out in diapers, went through the potty-training fiasco together, and added Jasper to our little group the day he moved in next door when were five years old. We were the musketeers, we stuck together and even though I was the only girl, they always included me. We always had classes together, learned how to drive together. But the summer before ninth grade changed everything.

I had finally gotten a girls body. I had a 'C' cup, small waist, plump lips, and slim hips and thighs. I had finally looked like a girl was supposed to. But while I filled out so did my three best friends. Emmett grew to a huge bear with muscles, dimples, and totally cute blue eyes. Jacob was the same, huge with muscles, pretty dark brown eyes, tan skin from his Native American ancestors, and a pearly white smile. Jasper, who still had his native Texan accent, had shaggy dirty blonde hair, dark gray eyes, and a slim build. All three had sprouted a good number of inches that summer and had finally passed the six foot mark.

Every girl from Forks to Port Angeles fell in love with them, they were suddenly popular and could get any girl that they wanted. But it went the other way too, suddenly I was getting the male admirers, dates, and innuendoes thrown at me wherever we went. Jacob, Emmett and Jasper didn't like that at all, I was their little sister, their best friend, and suddenly they couldn't stand to have me subjected to the male psyche and horniness. From then on my fun went out the window.

Those three destroyed any chance of me having a relationship with any boy. They basically destroyed my possibility of having friends of any kind. Girls hated me because of my relationship with the boys, and how I was always first in their books, no matter that they were either related to me or thought of me as their sister. I was competition and I was unwanted by other girls. Then the boys were either scared shitless for their lives, or were so embarrassed for even attempting to date me, that I was unwanted there too.

All three of them thought they were doing me favors, keeping me untainted, unbroken, unwanted. They tore apart everything a girl wants to experience. I wasn't allowed a date unless they approved, then they would tag along, and destroy said date. Or they would threaten any red-blooded male in a hundred mile radius. I was miserable for three years. I would count this, senior, year too, but as it hasn't happened yet, I am remaining optimistic.

As seniors, I am hoping they have matured a little, an seeing as they have so many responsibilities, I hope they forget to be over-protective of me.

Jasper is captain of the baseball team and teaches guitar lessons to little kids. Jacob is co-captain of the football team and has to take care of his dad, my uncle Billy. Emmett is captain of the football team, and of course, has all of those conquests of his to worry about. So I am hoping starting tomorrow he will be out of my hair.

Since school starts tomorrow, I occupy my time cleaning my room, pack my school supplies into my really cute Ogio bag, and pick out an outfit for tomorrow. As I finish shoving books under my bed, the three dip-shits barge into my room and flop onto my bed.

"Have you heard the news, Bellie?" Jasper drawls as only the true southerners can.

"No, I can't leave this damn house without one of you morons. So how am I supposed to hear any news?" I demand, not even bothering to be patient with them.

"Be nice baby sister, we just wanted to tell you a new family is moving in up the lane. Three girls and a boy" Emmett says all nice. I perk up at the mention of a new boy...oh the possibilities of a boy who hasn't met the family.

"A boy you say?" I whisper excitedly.

"Don't get any ideas Bells. We'll be having a talk with him." Jacob says threateningly. Of course, can't let me have any fun.

"Why don't you guys trust me to make my own decisions on guys? Why can't I have the chance to talk to a guy without having him worried about losing his balls?" I plead, pouting rather nicely I might add.

"You know we are only looking out for you Bellie. We want what's best for you. You deserve better than the idiots that live here. They are very ghastly." Jasper says all-knowingly.

"You aren't my parents so please back off, or I'll tell the chief who really pushed Newton's truck over the cliff." I threaten.

"You wouldn't do that, little one. Because then we would have to tell dad you were there as well. He'll ground you then." Emmett says back. As if, I was only there because he's the shit that painted 'Mary' on my truck.

"You know dad wouldn't do that, he knows that would depress his baby girl. He likes it when I'm happy." I reply in a mocking tone. Dad would never upset me like that, I cook his dinner.

"Whatever you say Bells, but be forewarned we will retaliate if you so much as ruin any of our plans this year." Emmett sneers at me.

"What plans? Screwing sluts in your car? Oh yeah, that is so goddamned important." I sneer back. "Now get out of my room, I'm tired and need some sleep."

They trudged out, leaving me to fall asleep, dreaming of the possibility of finding someone not afraid of my asshole family.