I do not own Bleach and never will. PS I'm only up to season 8 part 1, not watched part 2 and above.
Kitty (my OC): Hello! welcome to the ToD studio! (uses magic and the bleach cast appear)
Ichigo: The heck?
Uryu: Not another...
Kitty: Ok, Bleaches, you know the drill. Since this is the intro, no one's reviewed.
Bleach cast: Phew.
Kitty: But me and my co-hosts will make up dares!
Gin: I don't see a co-host.
Kitty: (Looks) Oh, Sorry. (Walks to the door) YUMA! YUUKI! GET YOUR BUTTS HERE!
A boy walks in, followed by a girl.
Yuma: Sorry about that, little sis here was complaining about her laptop breaking down.
Yuuki: Not my fault Crimson (An OC that won't appear) spilt coke on it!
Kitty: Stop arguing. Yuuki, Gin's here.
Yuuki: (sees Gin) SQUEEEE! (glomps him)
Gin: (confused) what just happened?
Kitty: Sorry about that, Yuuki's a fangirl.
Bleach boys: Damn fangirls.
Kitty: Grimmkitty, i dare you to sing 'I kissed a girl' by Katy Perry!
Grimmkitty: Grimmkitty?... Oi! Why'd you change my name?!
Kitty: Sorry, Grimmy, now sing.
Grimmjow: (sings BADLY)
Ichigo: That sucked.
Kitty: oww, my ears.
Ulquiorra: (holding hands to ears) my ******* ears are ******* bleeding... hm? where did the censors come from?
Kitty: (glomps Ulqui) Ulqui! you're so cute out of character!
Everyone but Kitty: (sweatdrop)
Kitty: Anyway, any swearing, apart from hell and damn, is censored.
Ulquiorra: Ok...please can you get off me now?
Kitty: Sorry, Ulqui-bat.
Espada: Ulqui-WHAT?
Yuma: Meh, Ichigo, kiss Rukia, Renji and Orehime.
Ichigo: Da hell? But i'm not gay!
Renji: Neither am i!
Yuuki: have to do it.
Ichigo: (kisses Rukia, then Orehime then stage kisses Renji) done.
Kitty: (didn't see stage-kiss) Ok then! Ulqui, Grimmkitty, graffiiti Aizen's room. (gives them cans of paint)
Ulqui and Grimmkitty: Ok? (walk off)
Yuma: While they do that... Gin, don't grin for the rest of the chapter.
Gin: Damn. Should of saw that happening.
Yuuki: Hm... Orihime, jump off a bridge.
Orihime: Why?
Yuuki: (glares) Because i said so.
Orihime: (dead)
Everyone: O.O
Ulqui and Grimmkitty come back. Aizen yelps and runs to his room.
When he comes back he starts strangling Grimmkitty.
Kitty: Don't!(hits Aizen on the head with a flying pan)
Ichigo: Holy...
Rukia: S**t...
Yuuki: Oh! One last thing! *gives Byakuya a kimono and ribbon* Byakuya, wear this kimono and tie your hair with the ribbon.
Byakuya: ... Scatter, Senbonzakura...
Kitty: Eek! I-In fact, no you don't have to wear them! Y-You look perfect without! P-Please review, readers before I get sliced to pieces by Byaki-Chan!