This is a fanfiction about Ed, Edd, n' Eddy (duh) and takes a dark and mysterious take on the otherwise funny and cheerful show. I'm sorry the first chapter is so short; the other ones are much longer however, rest assured!


"Do you know what's wrong with him?"

"I do not. This is very strange, I've never seen anything like this before."

"Will he ever wake up?"

"Maybe. The diagnostics say that everything's in perfect order yet he won't wake up by any means."

"I guess we'll just have to wait."

"Oh, my head...." Eddy said as he woke up groggily. He had one heck of a night last night, but he couldn't remember what happened. He reached over to shut off his alarm, but it wasn't there.
"Wait a second, where am I?" He said to himself. He knew his eyes were open yet all he could see was blackness. He held out his hand and was able to see it clearly.

"What is this place? ...Oh, my head hurts. Wait, it really hurts.........guh........AAAHHH!!!!!" Eddy screamed as he realized his head was in tremendous pain. He tried to find some help but he couldn't move; he was in the air, being held up by something. To Eddy's horror, he found that there was a slim, black, spear-like pole holding him up. It was pierced right through his head, and the pain was enormous.

Eddy quickly grabbed the pole and slid himself off of it painfully. He plopped to what was supposedly the ground and felt his head. There was no hole or wound at all.
"That's weird. Shouldn't I be dead if something goes through my brain?" Eddy started thinking about everything he could remember to make sure his brain was functioning correctly. Well, as correctly as Eddy's brain could function anyway.

When his head finally stopped hurting, he got up and started looking around. There was nothing but blackness, save for a dim red line indicating the horizon around him.
"This is not good." Eddy said as he picked a random direction and started running.