disclaimer: it's not mine :(
Hannah Montana – Jo Bromance
Miley enters the kitchen, arms in the air and yawning.
"What day is it?" she says, as her dad puts fried eggs on her plate.
"Monday, first day back at school," says Robby Ray, cheerfully.
"Great!" replies Miley sarcastically, reaching for the orange juice.
Jackson walks in on his hands, with his feet in the air, to his seat. He kicks a piece of toast off the plate onto the floor, and picks it up with his teeth. Then he makes his way out. On his way out he knocks into the door frame and falls, before hurrying out.
Miley and Robby watch him, half-amused, half-mortified.
"My strange boy," Robby exclaims, staring after him. "My strange, strange boy."
"You got that right," Miley undertones, as she starts eating her eggs.
"Hannah Montana titles – 'Best of Both Worlds'"
Miley and Lily are walking down the hall, past all the lockers, to there classroom. Lily is telling Miley about her dad's back, from over the weekend.
"…he had to lie on the table, and we had to eat around him – chips went everywhere!" finishes Lily.
"Ew," is all Miley can reply. "Oh, there are three new guys in our class today," Miley remembers, her face lifting. "I hope they're cute."
"Yeah, me to," Lily agrees. "We can have one each and the other…I'll have"
"Girl with flying chip daddy says what?" Miley exclaims. "We'll share him."
"Agreed," Lily says as they turn the corner into their classroom. The three new guys were standing at the front. They just happen to be the Jonas Brothers! All the girls were giggling and waving.
"Oh, no," Miley says with a look of shock on her face, whilst Lily was grinning like a Cheshire cat. "Lily it's going to be the whole Jake episode thing again."
"Only there are three of them," adds Lily. "Oh, I call dibs on Nick, he is so cute!"
Miley and Lily walked to there seats, Miley felt nauseous. She made a silent vow that she will not talk to them or allow them to know she existed; she didn't want to live through the Jake thing again.
Jackson was at 'Rico's' bar, leaning up against the counter. He was day dreaming, when Rico confronts him.
"How much do I pay you?" Rico demands him.
"Minimum wage," Jackson replies, confused. "Why?"
"You've been slacking off lately, I would dock your wages, but I can't, so…" Rico enquires.
"So…?" Jackson asks, worriedly.
"You're fired!" Rico shouts; then laughs his demonic laugh, and runs off.
"No! Wait! But I…" Jackson stutters, but it was no use.
"The other side, the other side, the other side of me," Miley sings, whilst playing the piano – over the racket of the TV.
"Jackson, can you please turn the TV down, I'm practising this song for tonight, and I need to hear myself, to practise," Miley asks Jackson nicely, although really she was very annoyed.
"No, I need the volume to, to, ur…to hear the background," Jackson lamely says.
"What? Look Jackson, I need to practise," Miley presses on.
"Yeah, and I need to watch the TV," backchats Jackson.
"No you don't, anyway, shouldn't you be at work?" Miley asks suspiciously.
"No I lost it," Jackson said in a matter of fact tone.
"Oh, way to go Jerkson," Miley snarls. "What did you do this time?"
"Just lay off me will you," Jackson said painfully.
"God," Miley said, exasperated, "I only asked you to turn the TV down." Miley storms off, past Robby, who had just appeared on the scene.
"Miley?" Robby calls out to her. "What's up with your sister, Jackson?"
"I don't know, why are you asking me?" Jackson shouts and walks off.
Robby sets his pizza down on the counter and says, "A good daddy will go find out what's up with them, but a smart daddy will let them sort it out for themselves." Robby opens his pizza box and takes a whiff of the hot pizza. "I'm a smart daddy," he says tucking into his pizza. When he takes a mouthful, he chokes on it because it's too hot.
TBC...