The Twelve Friday the 13ths
By MaceEcam
By the fourth Friday the thirteenth
The director gave to me
A headless killer mom!
By the second Friday the thirteenth
The director gave to me
A hillbilly killer
And a headless killer mom!
By the third Friday the thirteenth
The director gave to me
A hockey mask
A hillbilly killer
And a headless killer mom!
By the fourth Friday the thirteenth
The director gave to me
A stabbing through the head
A hockey mask
A hillbilly killer
And a headless killer mom!
By the fifth Friday the thirteenth
The director gave to me
A fake killer!
A stabbing through the head
A hockey mask
A hillbilly killer
And a headless killer mom!
By the sixth Friday the thirteenth
The director gave to me
Frankenjason time
A fake killer!
A stabbing through the head
A hockey mask
A hillbilly killer
And a headless killer mom!
By the seventh Friday the thirteenth
The director gave to me
Showdown with a psychic
Frankenjason time
A fake killer!
A stabbing through the head
A hockey mask
A hillbilly killer
And a headless killer mom!
By the eighth Friday the thirteenth
The director gave to me
A film that really sucked
Showdown with a psychic
Frankenjason time
A fake killer!
A stabbing through the head
A hockey mask
A hillbilly killer
And a headless killer mom!
By the ninth Friday the thirteenth
The director gave to me
Jason gone to hell
A film that really sucked
Showdown with a psychic
Frankenjason time
A fake killer!
A stabbing through the head
A hockey mask
A hillbilly killer
And a headless killer mom!
By the tenth Friday the thirteenth
The director gave to me
Jason as a cyborg
Jason gone to hell
A film that really sucked
Showdown with a psychic
Frankenjason time
A fake killer!
A stabbing through the head
A hockey mask
A hillbilly killer
And a headless killer mom!
By the eleventh Friday the thirteenth
The director gave to me
Freddy fighting Jason
Jason as a cyborg
Jason gone to hell
A film that really sucked
Showdown with a psychic
Frankenjason time
A fake killer!
A stabbing through the head
A hockey mask
A hillbilly killer
And a headless killer mom!
By the twelfth Friday the thirteenth
The director gave to me
A remake of the first four
Freddy fighting Jason
Jason as a cyborg
Jason gone to hell
A film that really sucked
Showdown with a psychic
Frankenjason time
A fake killer!
A stabbing through the head
A hockey mask
A hillbilly killer
And a headless killer mom!
A/N: Written at the request of my brother, NaylorFan90.