Summary: Hermione and Ron, married 2years after war.
Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter, if I did I probobly would be writing the book instead of fanfics and Ro and Hermione would have hooked up in the 3rd year! And got married in the 6th!
Hermione awoke to her loud muggle alarm clock next to her husban Ron.
Ron instantly wrapped his arm around her waist and pulled her back into bed.
" Where you going butter-cup?" What the Hell?? Hermione thought!
" Oh now it's on...ginger snaps" said Hermione.
" Angel dove"
" Tootsy Cootsy popcicle1"
" candy cane!" Said Ron.
" What the hell?" asked Hermione.
" It's christmas themed, you know you likie it...puddin pop!"
"Big Red!"
"Strawberry short cake"
Now it was ON!
" Cherry baby"
"honey bun"
" bubbles"
" Funny Bunny Wonny!"
" Pwetty Kitty"
"Fluffy cakes"
" Great in bed!"
" That is better" said Hermione with a suggestive grin.
" Naughty, naughty!" Ron said smiling.
Ron straddled her and kissed her furtivly.
"Hmmmm..."
"MMMMHHHH"
" Oh Ron.."
" Oh 'Mione.."
It wasn't long till they were under the covers...well you know what married couples do so all I am saying is Ron was ontop in the beggining and then Hermione was on top and then Ron again. Just info I won't go in details.