A/N: Unanswered questions! The answers to questions that people often can ponder, and wth the help of the Akatsuki!

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Question: If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?

Answer:

As a child, Itachi never spoke very much. In fact, his words were often limited to three a day.

"Morning", "thanks", and "'night".

His mother often worried about him. What she didn't know was, that her son often said more than those to his little brother, Sasuke. Itachi, for example, would be sitting in his room, reading a book. Sasuke would walk in.

"Itachi?" the young raven-haired boy would ask.

The older boy slammed his book down onto his desk, turned to his little brother, leapt to his feet, and proceeded to jab his little brother in the forehead with his middle finger, and say, "Not right now, Sasuke. Maybe some other time."

After a few years of this, Sasuke was sick of this unworthy treatment. He approached his mother one afternoon, and told her to follow him.

He approached his brother's room at a quick, business-like stride. Once he was at the door, he turned the knob. Opening it quickly, he saw a very typical Itachi evning. The lights on dim, Itachi sprawled out on his bed, a book in his gracefully shaped hands.

"Itachi?" Sasuke pronounced his brother's name with more ice than usual.

The older Uchiha, as usual, stood u p, slammed his book down on his pillow, faced Sasuke, leapt up, and proceeded to jam his middle finger into the younger boy's forehead, while saying, "Not right now, Sasuke. Maybe some other time."

Their mother, who stood shocked in the doorway, took the few steps it took to reach her eldest son. Grabbing Itachi by the shoulders, she lead him to the washroom. Thrusting his hands violently underneat the tap, she poured soap onto the one middle finger that he used to assault his brother's forehead.

A/N: There's your answer! Stay tuned for our next chapter, coming up soon!