/HOMESTUCK: OMEGA/
By RVS
Chapter 1: Initiation, follow the message.
"Hello, what's your name?" is what everybody was expecting, right? Well, no, but we do actually are in front of somebody right now, what should we do? He seems a little bit off though. Why to bother? Why even try? Shut up and do it for him, this need to go as written. Jeez, fine, but just for your information we're confusing everybody here. Ok then shut up and go on.
We find this… guy? Who the hell is he? Hey! That's not in the script. Stop bossing me around girl, like if you were my mom anyway. We are somehow related you brat, go on you're taking too long.
Ok so we found the guy, what's his name? (Sprinkle my fucking butt what a loser). Hey! Behave, I heard that, and probably he did too. Who? Mr. Special here can't hear shit! Told you this wasn't going to work out. He has headphones on you bovine lummox. Oh.
Hey Mr. Special is noticing us! "What? Hello?"- Quick!
What will the name of this young man be?
How shall we call him? Wait, I know.
Obnoxious Bootlicker
"Uhm. No?"
Stop it you! Geez! You just won't grow up! Hey it's not my fault you're such a nerd. This is not a game you cool-wannabe-cod! Now STFU and let me do stuff right.
TRY AGAIN.
What will the name of this young man be?
R-R̴̴̢̧̢̧̧̳͍͎̗᷊̣̞̙̹̪̳̫̣̰͉͕̳᷊̹᷊͉̱̱͇̙͇̪͙̞͔͙᷊̭̜ͭͭͭ̊̾ͬ͛̂̅̍͒ͮ̉̂͐͗̀͊ͯ᷉̈́̓̒̑̂ͫ̈ͮ᷇ͩ͋̉ͦ̾᷁̆͗ͯ͊ͨ᷃̎ͬͥ̚̚̕͟͢͢͞͡͏̷̸̶̶̴̷̷̸̡̡̢̢̧̡̛̛᷂̰̲̻̹̝̗̦͈͉̳̼̭̟͕̥̫̰̫̹᷂̗̺̰̜̫̫᷊̬͓̉̏᷄ͤ̓ͣ̒͛ͫ͒ͨ̉᷄ͧͭ͑̀͌̍᷁ͦͭ͐̀̋᷾́͒̓᷀̆̈́ͦͩͤ̊᷄ͣ͛ͧ̊᷈ͩͯ̎ͭͮ̈͘̕͘̕̚͟͜͢͠ͅͅ͏̶̡̢̳͇̗̰̙̜̼͇̣͉͕͍̳͓̪̝͖̙ͮ̇᷉ͬͪ̀͗̊̔̾̈ͮ̔᷄͂̐̿ͧ̇᷃ͥ᷀᷅̇̉ͤ̀̔͘̚̚͜͟ͅą͍᷂͈̱᷿̜̲̙̰͇̤̻͇̺̰̜͑᷇͆͊ͥͨ͒ͬͥ̍ͨ̈́᷾̆̀͒ͤ̔̚͜͏̧᷂̲̭͍᷿̭̰̪̱̟̬ͥ᷅᷾͂᷇᷉͐̔̍ͬ̔ͮͤ̃͛ͤ͘͘͝͏᷊̰̟̜̖̱̖̣̙̳͙̦̜̰̼̠᷂̤͙͚̘͎̠̔̐ͣͤ̔᷀̐᷅ͣ̌ͫ͑̋͌ͫ̃᷀͟͏̻̪̜̈́̋̑ͫ͏̶̶̵̶̨̨̨̧̮̥̹͕̮᷊̦͖͍᷿̬͍͇̤̯̲̟̦͉̰̞̱̦̖͉͓͙͙̥̪͎̪̳̜̥̞͗̐᷇᷃̐̐̂᷄̆᷉̃᷉̐̀̇̋̉̐ͬ̇̌̏᷇ͩͦ̈́ͮ͛ͨ͂ͦͣ᷉͘̚̚͜͠͏̡̺͚̤͖̄̀ͣ́͗ͮͦ̇͐̆͝͏̍͏̤̰̲̖̟̖᷂̝̮͔̥̱̜ͨ͒͑̍̇ͯ̄̏̈ͮ͛͛ͣ̈́͐̑͘͘͢͡m̴̴̴̶̵̷̶̶̶̵̶̵̶̨̧̨̨̡̧̨̢̛̮͎̰᷿̠᷊͕̯͎̼̩̖̰̮̯͎̪̮͉͉̺͉͔̤̖̗͎̮̟̝̱̲͓͍̟̟͔̰̰̤̯̬̤̹̦᷿̜̜͓̘᷿͕̜᷊̞̪̱̲̻̼̫͖̰͇̬͈̩͙̞͇̯̣̪̠͔͉͕͓͍᷂̜̳͈̗̻͉̘̖̰͖᷂̘̮̘̲̟̟͇̫̉̑ͮ᷄ͪ᷉͋͊̓ͭͦ᷄͊ͧ͋᷀̉᷾̒̃̀́͊͑ͬ᷀̆͛᷇̊ͬ̃᷄͑ͦ͑̓̀͒ͮ͗̽ͩ̐̍̈ͯ̎̀͒᷀ͩͤͮ̀ͯ᷁̆̔̍ͣ̉̓᷉ͨ̃᷈̒̃᷉ͯ᷈ͪ᷅ͭ᷉᷃᷃ͧ͌̓̅͂ͫͨͧͧͪ͊̾ͤ̂᷁᷉̈́̌͋͆̿ͧ̓᷅̓᷀ͤ᷁͒᷀᷇̓̓̏̃̚͘͟͜͟͜͢͜͟͝͡͠͡͞͠͡͞͡ͅͅs̷̵̷̴̸̨̧̹͍̻̻̳͍͈͇̦̹͚̤͔̪̰͈̯᷂̭ͨ̍͛ͤ᷁̉́̂̓̑̾̈́̿͊᷅ͪ͂̇̕͢͜͏͏̴̶̵̸̸̸̴̴̶̸̵̵̷̸̵̡̧̢̢̨̡̢̧̧̨̡̛̞̰͚͉̣̟̠͖̙̫̠̙̦̰̟̣̼̝̲̼͉̻̖͕̞̝͓̥̤͎̰͙͎̘̲͉͔͕͍̪̞̰̺̲̘͎͉̰̭̺̰̹̗͎᷉ͩ᷇̎̌̌̆̃᷈᷄᷾̅̋ͨ́᷅̏ͦ̿̉͌͋̆̊᷅̃ͤ᷇͐̌ͪ̏ͦͥ̔͒ͦ̓̆͗͐̍ͪ̐́̄͆̅̎᷀̃᷀̆͑ͯ͐ͧ͒᷅͛̃ͤ̇͗̊᷄̏͂ͥ̃ͯ᷇͑͋ͬ̒̇ͣ̽̎ͮ͗̊͛̿̾͂̉͐͒̄ͥ̕̚͢͜͜͟͜͜͡͞͝͞͡͝͏̼᷿̟̠͖̦͇͒ͤ̐̀ͨ͛̀ͤ̓̀͡ȅ̵̸̵̵̡̨̧̡̧̛̛͓᷂͖̦̹̲̭̯᷊̪͍̞̙̰̙᷊͎̗̫̪̬̠̻̻᷊̘͓̗̱̙͕̦̰̮͚͚͚᷊̖̥᷂̳̝̖̙̖͇᷂̱̗͕͕̲̯ͤ̓̎᷅̎͐᷈̓᷃̐̂̒͂̔᷁ͤ́̋͂͆͋ͪͭ᷾̍̏̒̆ͭͩ̇᷈ͪ̐᷀ͣ̅̈́᷈̎̋ͮ᷉̏͐ͬ̒᷃᷈̄᷁̏̈́᷅᷇ͬ͗̉͘̕̕̚͜͟͠͡͝ͅ͏͓͏᷊᷈̑᷄̑͏̽͏̸̴̷̶̢̧̧̛̛̥͕̲̣͎̮̗̰̰̥̪̗͎̦̗̥̜̘̗̬̳᷊̥͍̞̙͈̫̰̰̝̪̯͔͚̖̳͚̥͙̥̼̟̥̮̤̿᷀᷈ͨ͆̍̈͂̔͋̆͑̿̓᷈͗͆ͦ̊ͮ͊ͦ̊̓͐͌᷀ͥͨ̓̋ͬͩͮ̍᷾̆͌̀᷃ͫ̈͆ͪͣ̎͘̕͜͜͜͝͡͝͝s͏̷̢̢̧̢̧̛͖̬͓̺͉͓̙̰̝̰̝̺̟̺͇͉̥̟͍͖̪͉ͨ̆̀ͫͧ᷅͗̔ͨͤ᷾ͨ̈́̾᷁͋͒̏ͩ̿͂͗̾᷇͂̌̑ͨͪ̊ͯ᷃̐᷈̋ͣ͟͏̴̵̶̴̴̶̵̧̢̢̧̧̡̧̢̛̛̟̮̥̲̻̻̫̗̤̝᷿̰̰͎̩̯̭̜᷿͓̹̻͓̠̫͖̘͕̻͇̥̫̙̼̱̖̜̪͈̰̰̻͓̝̤͚͉͍̰̦͖̩̼̱̯̤̥᷂͈̺͙̯̙̘̰͇͖͔̝̺̝̯̜᷿̖᷁̑͛͋̓ͣ͂̊ͣ̈ͫ͐ͪ̒᷈̐ͩ̈́͆̀᷾᷈̿ͭ̃̅̇̍᷀ͣ᷄̿͗ͨ̎᷃͊̂̂͊᷉̀̔ͫ᷀͌᷈̂᷀᷅̈́̓̑̄̒͑᷄ͭ͆᷈̓̌͌̃ͦ᷉ͧͮͥͭͤͭ̇̈́͐͂͘͘̕̚͘̚͟͜͜͟͟͡͝͝͠͝͝͞͞ ̴̷̶̶̵̶̴̸̴̶̨̡̧̧̢̡̨̡̧̧̛̘͖͖̘̰̟͍̝͚̰̺̜͍̫̝̦̗̫͓̩̱̲̫̳͇̙̻̮͚̲̹͎̤̱̖̰͓͖͈̬̟̳͇͓͎͕̺̪͉̥͚̜̜̫̰̰̱̖̳͚᷂̣͔̬͕͚̩͉͎̬̮͎̗᷊̰͚̥̭̬̜᷂̻̇͋͋᷾͐᷀̈́ͣ᷾͛ͩ̑̓ͫ͗͗̿͊̑͋̅́͋ͯ̽͆̈ͫ̔᷀ͩ͗̇́̈̋᷀̐ͧ͑̽̍̆ͪͩ͒͌̾ͪ͗̾̂͗̍̃̽̊͑ͭ̏ͤ̉́᷆ͬ̃̅͆̽ͧͧ᷾ͭ̏᷆̒̊́͌̂̿᷇̍̔᷀͗ͦͩ᷄̔̔̔̔̅̾̈́̈᷈̈̇͆᷈̃᷅͌͆ͯ̃̋́̑̽̈ͦ̍̄̍᷉̄͒ͬ᷅ͮ̄̉̄᷆ͫ͛͐͆͘̚̚͘̕͜͟͢͜͜͢͟͜͢͡͞͡͞͡͝ͅV͏̢᷂̳͇̦͚̼̖̜̺᷿͖̰̭͑ͧ᷁̎̃ͥͭ᷃ͪ̈́̊ͩ̿̐ͧ́̕͢͝͏̶̴̸̸̨̧̢̢̭͕̬̻̟̠̹̺̹̦̥̘̺̙̯̘͈̠̺͇̞̥̰͈̟̹̺̙᷂̩̗᷿͕̰̩᷀ͫ᷃̅᷈ͥ͌ͣ᷅͊̀͊͗̿̃᷆᷆̍̽́̈̆᷃̏ͤ᷇̉͑̇ͪ̃ͧ͋̍̑ͥ᷅̄̇ͭ̑᷉ͨͭ͑̋̐᷉̀͜͟͢͠͡͝͡͏̴̷̵̨̧̡̡̛̛᷂̯̰̳̙̜̞̰̝᷿̙̬͕̻᷂̹̥̗̱̤̱͎̙͎̱̭̠̠̯͓̰͎̼̹̼̲͎̤͎͎̪͕̩͉̮̇̅̓ͪ᷾͒̒̐̏᷀᷆̿᷇ͫ̾᷁̓̉̅ͭ̌ͨ̒͆̍̑͆̂ͤͧͪ᷅͐͋᷇̈̓ͫ̌́̿̉̓ͥ̌ͦ̏᷅̀᷅̌ͭͥ̓͘̕͢͢͜͟͡͝͠͠͡͞a̴̸̸̵̸̸̶̧̡̢̢̧̧̛̰̦̫͇̜̲̥̰᷂͙̻̰͔᷿̤̞̖͎̞̼̤̥͖͚᷊̰̩̗̣̲̪̟̺̣᷅̅͋ͭ̐̒̔̎͑̇͐̆̽̊᷃̎͗᷅̈́᷾͒̑᷉᷃͌ͬ͆̾͛̿͑͋ͮ̃̅᷉̑̋͂͑̈́̌ͣ͐ͥ̃᷉᷆́̒᷈̒ͦ̎̂ͣ̆̃᷄᷆͋͘͟͟͜͞͠͝͏̵̷̰̝̼̣͕̍͒́́ͨ᷃̈́̐ͧ͂᷈̿ͥ̾͝͏̵̸̷̧̡̧̛̝͓͉̥̰͔̰᷂̯͈̟̳̝̲̬̭͚̳᷿͖̩̯̻̘̯̰̦̩̘̩᷊᷿̭͈̦̭̱̜̘͂̍᷇̇̎̆̓ͪͤͯͫ᷄͛ͭ᷄᷃ͣͨ᷃̓̆̓᷉ͫ͊̓̈̄̏͒͒̎᷇ͦ̓ͯ̀᷀̇̀ͦ᷀᷃̿͗ͩ́ͪ̓᷃ͮ̈ͪ̋̃̈́ͦ̑͘͘͟͞͝͝͡͝͝͠ͅl̵̨̮̥̝͍̞̖̪͍᷂͙͙̣̞̪̰̝̫̻͉͇͚͈͋᷾͋ͦ̄͊́̈́ͯͭ̂̍̃̾̂ͤ͗̂̏᷁͘̕͘͢͝͏͠͏̶̶̵̡̧̧̨̧̢̛̛̛͎̱̳̣͍͎͇̺̗᷂̻̙͍͚̭̰᷊̥̗̜̜̜͇̜͇̜̪͕̬͙͕̱̤̙͖̺᷊͇̰̠͍̻᷊͚̻̭̬̥͙̹͚͔̪̝̩̪᷿̯̲̰᷊̐᷇ͫ̀̋̍̂̂̆ͮ̋ͭ͗ͯͨ̇᷅̏̎̿͒̈́̉ͩͤͩ᷾̌̀̇ͯ̑͆ͭ᷇͛̉͑̀̌ͩ᷈ͬ̌᷀̃̂̐ͭ͊͊ͩ̈̔ͤͫ᷾̇̇͌̈́̾ͪ̈ͬͧ͌͊᷃ͣͥ̌ͨ̔ͩ̍͊̆̓̓̚͘̚̕̚̕̕͜͟͜͟͝͠͡͡͝ͅ͏̧̨̰̱̦͙͙͓͓̯̪̬̥̙͚᷁᷅̍ͤͣ᷆᷄͗᷈̆̍̓́ͭ́͡͠d̶̵̸̴̵̸̶̨̧̡̧̧̧̨̛̦͚̜̯͓̲͉᷊̰̹͎̙̙͎̼̪̼͉͕̮̝̱᷂̲̲̮̹̠̦͖̪̰͚̜̩̣̦͙̱̱̻͕͚͕͕̩᷁̾᷾̎̀̌̍ͣ̏͐̏ͩ᷉̌ͦ͋̆᷾̅᷾͗̽̃̉̉᷈̈ͪ᷉ͥ᷅ͨͭ͆͒᷃̀̏ͮ᷃͗ͣ᷇͐́͗ͭ᷀͒̃͂ͣ̓᷅̏̔̈́̍͗̆̌̕̚͜͢͠͠͝͡͡͏̴̵̷̶̴̶̷̧̨̡̛̛̘̠͕͕᷊͓̲̞̯̤̰᷿̰᷂̙̥̗͖͙͓̤᷿̜͙̘̘͍᷊̟̲͙̦̬̰̝͖᷂̩͔͚͕͍̩̳ͩ̑᷉̋̌̌̾͊ͦ́̎᷾᷀̆̋᷃͑͒᷆͑ͣ͌᷆͂᷈̂̋̉̆̑̊̈̌̔᷁̍͗᷾̓ͩ᷃͗̿᷈̂͊͋̄ͤ̑ͨ᷾ͦ̒͛͌᷉̔̐͢͢͟͠͡͞͝ͅȅ̸̷̡̡̨͍̥̮̦̱̰̻͎̘̫̳̱̫̰͕̺͊͊ͧ͌̔̈ͯ͊̋̾̿̀͆̿͋̋᷄ͪ̕͟͠͏̵̷̵̴̶̴̴̧̧̡̩̠̙̺̲͕̬̫̩᷂̲̖̙͇̪̩᷂̘͕̫͇͈̭͈̞̰͔̲̻̭͙͓̜͕͉̳̗̘͕̗͚̐᷅̐᷇̆ͤ̀ͣ̈́᷾̓̎͋᷅́ͨ̄͐͛̽̉̂́̅᷄̍̈ͥͪͯ᷃ͤ͒̈͘͟͠ͅ͏̵̶̶̶̡̧̡̡͉᷂̞̝͔͈̼͇̣̰̯᷂̹̘͎̙͙͚̠̫͉̥̥͍͕͕̟̤͇᷊͕̰̱͓̜̲̖̹͙᷂̲̳ͩ͋̇̓̍̈᷆ͥ̓̈́̿ͪ᷉̐͂͆ͤ᷃͗͗ͯ̋ͯ͆᷈ͬͨͥ᷈ͤ̈́᷀̾̋̆̈͆̍̐̄ͩͧͦ̐ͨͣͦ̿͛̋̅́᷇̿᷃͂͆᷀̅᷃̚̕͜͜͟͢͠͞͞͝ͅz̴̵̷̴̢̧̨̰͙̻̹̩͎̜͍̰̗̗̱̞̭͕͙̞̗̝̱̘̩̜̣̭̞͍̼̹̙̙͚̰̓ͤͫ᷈̽̑᷉̿̓̿̿͑͗᷃̿ͮͬ̋ͬͭͤ̔ͮ̈᷃̅ͣ͐ͫͮ̎̓᷃ͩ͒͆ͩ᷅ͩͣ̑᷆͊̽͘̕̕͘͜͜͢͜͢͠͞͠͏̷̨̨͎̟̩͚̙̗̻͕͎̝̝͓̩̝̖̦̞͙̠͖͕̰᷿ͨ̐̐᷆͒ͯ͆͛̽᷃̃̃᷁̑͊̂́᷾̄̾̔̄ͮͤ́̽͌͌᷀̄ͨ͋͘͢͡͠͠͠͏̵̸̧̧̨̧̰᷿̠͎᷊̣̗᷂̭͙̗̰͇̯͓̟̬̩̫̹͚̮̼͉̰̜͕̜̗̥͔̝̥͇ͧ̅ͣ͐͂̇̿́̔̓̓̒͒͌̓̊͋᷁̎̏ͨ̈́͊᷈̓ͬ̔̿̇̂̅̐̿ͣͯͨͬ̿̓᷾̎̌̀ͣ͘̕͘͟͢͞͡͡͞
What? It reached us already! Fuck! And we tough it was going to be a good plan, what should we do? He isn't around and I don't know what to do. I'll have to change this; you'll guide him through ok? Fine, just don't die on me…
/Online/
-violentIncarnation is online-
(7:30)
VI: Dear, today is a very special day, the solar eclipse will be on top of us and I haven't decided what to do this day, I'm still waiting on that beta key from the game I told you remember? Anyway, send me a message when you read this please.
VI: Or whatever I've been feeling you weird you know? It's just I feel like I don't understand you sometimes and it makes me mad.
VI: Ugh, See ya.
-psychoticArtist is online-
PA: Ram, you there?
VI: Yes
PA: Hey sorry I was just doing some stuff
VI: You were sleeping right?
PA: Maybe
VI: sigh, w/e girl I'm trying my best to hold on but you still won't give a shit
PA: HEY DON'T BE SO SELFISH YOU ASSHOLE
VI: I'm not being selfish it's just I'm tired you know? I know I can't change you but at least fucking try to act as a girlfriend
VI: You know what? Let's just stop ok? I just wanted to have a talk with ya
PA: Pff whatever
VI: The last page of the web comic was published yesterday
PA: Oh shit I need to check it, but I don't have my laptop on me
VI: Damn, want some spoilers?
PA: you know what spit it out I'm probably not even going to see my laptop in sometime, I'm at grandma's so yeah
VI: Fuck GG, Don't worry ill write it to ya
(7:58)
VI: So there's a dialogue and it says uhm, wait it's a gif
PA: what does it say?
VI: Woe is me, wait
PA: what
VI: FUCK MY LIFE
PA: ok
I hope he notices. God if he knew what's on his hands right now.
"What the fuck is this?"-
You did well, every decision you take will affect you and others in enormous proportions, but I've chosen you because I know you're ready for this.
Good Luck, remember to follow that voice.
-A.H .
/HSOMEGA DATA DOWNLOADING/
C:profiles/R/Downloads/
Downloading…
"WAIT HOLY SHIT THIS IS THE BETA,OH MY GOD!"
*Pop up screen*
WARNING
This file may harm your computer if you proceed to execute and maybe cause the end of the world
Do you wish to proceed?
*Brutally clicks on yes*
Who would've thought that this loser would follow the steps, if he only knew what we will become, I just hope he does right.
(I have a shit ton of stuff while this shit downloads, fuck I can't wait, huh what to do?)
PA: YO RAM I GOT THIS FUCKED UP COMPUTER FROM THE NEOCLASSIC ERA BUT IT WORKS YOU THERE?
-VI is idle-
-VI is online-
VI: Yo, here let me send you the file
PA: What file?
VI: The beta dumb dumb
PA: Dude I want to know what happened with the comic
VI: It sends me the file
PA: a web comic sends you a beta key for a game?
VI: fer listen I don't know why just download it ok ill keep trying to figure out what's wrong with the page
PA: fuck this has Internet Explorer and a operative system from 95'
VI: Girl just use your USB and get it on it can you do it? You'll get your lap later
PA: k, whatever
VI: brb
PA SENDS A FILE, ACCEPT?
"Well I hope this is interesting"-
IT
Į̛̤̜̠̜͕̮̲̜͇̩̠̤̞̬̜̰̲̯̜͍̠̹͇̪̜̱̭͕̼̜͇᷂̠̜͈̜̞͓͗̎̿̏᷾̾᷇᷅᷆ͯ̊̎͆̈́̊̒̽̉͂̉͗̎́͆᷉̌̎͘͝͠͏̷̵̷̢̨̨̠̩̯̜͓͕̫̜̥̫̠᷿̜᷊᷂̜͕̠͔̣̫̜̮͕͖͉̜̲̠̻̜̗͕͙̜̻̟̠̜̱͕͓̜̠͍̜͋ͥ̽̆͋ͪ̎̏͆̿᷃͆͂̋ͪ᷅ͤ᷄̾ͥ᷃̃ͭͫ̍̄ͩ᷃ͦͨ͌̐ͬ̊̈̓̚̚͝͏̵̧̜̟̠̗̪̜̲͕̲̜̼̠̜͈̈́͐̍͊̅᷇̎͗͑᷀͘͜t̸̵̶̸̡̡̡͎̜̠̪̜̗᷿̞͕̼̜̱̠̲̺̜᷂͚̜̠̜͉͕̖̣̜̼̠̭̜̟͔̜̠̻̜᷂͕̜̰̜͔̖̠̩̲̜̼̜̳̠̜͕͉̜͕̠̪͓̜᷀͊᷅ͩ̂ͫ̾᷃͂᷉ͬͨ̈́͗᷀᷁᷈͑᷇͐̔͐̋̄͒̊᷇ͫ᷉᷇̊̔̈̌̌̽᷀͗͋̾͋̏̌̃᷄ͣ͊ͭ̔̓͗ͥ͆̕̕̕͜͟͜͝ ̴̴̦᷊̜᷿̠̙̜̮͕̜̥̈́ͣ̓̓́͆̉᷃̏͏̨̧̡̠̫̜͖͈̜̠̱̟̪̜̹͕̮̜̹̠̹̜̤͎̪᷁͑̉ͣ̊̒̌͒᷃̔ͣ̅ͬ͆͘w̸̢̧̡̳͙̜̪̠̫̜̜͕͙̜̠̜̜̮̜͙͖᷊̠͖̘̜̲͕᷊̜͉͈̠͉̜̬ͣ᷅̿̾ͨ͗ͪ̾ͨ̇̏͆̑͗̓ͫͬͨ̓ͬ̀̚̕͞͡ͅi̷̛̜̻̠̜̜̬̘͕̜̦̘̠̮̜̤̞̼̜̠̰̼̜͔͕͚ͩ̾᷁᷉͌̇͌͐ͬͭ̅᷅᷀̔͛᷆ͬ̕͟͟͠͞͏͏̷̶̷̶̷̷̵̷̢̨̡̧̨̧̛̜̥̣̠᷂̜᷊̜̤̠̠̘̜͕͎̜̘̠̜̹̭᷊̜͇̠͕̥̜̤͕̜͉̠̜̖̥̳̻̜̼̦̠̺̜̗͕̻͇̜͚͕̠͍̜̥̜͎̠͙̜͕̯̜̠̜̻̠͉̜̹̠̻᷿͕̜͇͕͙̜̥̣̠̜͖̩̯̜̠ͣ̀᷆̾͒̒̈́᷅̎͊̿ͧ᷇ͪ̊᷇᷆̽ͪ͌͌͛᷃ͮ́͆̄̉͋ͬͭ̎̎̈ͤ͋ͧ᷾̓᷈̑̾᷈͛́̒ͪ͐̋́͛̋ͦͥ͑ͥ᷅᷇̈᷀͗̎̇̋͂̚͘͘͘͢͝͡͡͡͝͡͞ͅ͏̷̨̨̢̯̜̗͕̪̜̠̜̦ͤ̄͒᷅̌̈́̈̓͡l̸̴̵̵̸̸̛̜̠̜͕̘̬͉̜̙̥̠̙̜͚̹̜͎̙̠᷂̱̜̮͕̜̮̠͉̜̯̱̜̠̜̰͕͇̜̠᷊̜̺͙̿ͪͬ͆̆̂ͫͧ͌᷇᷆᷃ͤ᷀̃̽ͭ̋᷉͗̓̃᷈̽ͤ͆̒̑̿̈᷉᷀᷃ͬ̓͘̕̚͜͜͟͜͢͢͜͠͏̷̸̜͙̠̝̩̜̰͕̬̙̜͍̠̜̺̉̇̇͑̋̽̌͒̈́̕͢͡ͅl̵̶̸̷̡̨̢̧̢̜᷿̠͉̜͕̜̭̠̜̣̟̜̖̠̜̰͕̜͚᷂̠̜̺̂᷾ͤ̉͗̂̎͗̆᷈᷇͆᷃᷈̄ͯ̂̓͋ͦ̄͘͘̕͜͟͡͝͞ͅWILL IT
Į̛̤̜̠̜͕̮̲̜͇̩̠̤̞̬̜̰̲̯̜͍̠̹͇̪̜̱̭͕̼̜͇᷂̠̜͈̜̞͓͗̎̿̏᷾̾᷇᷅᷆ͯ̊̎͆̈́̊̒̽̉͂̉͗̎́͆᷉̌̎͘͝͠͏̷̵̷̢̨̨̠̩̯̜͓͕̫̜̥̫̠᷿̜᷊᷂̜͕̠͔̣̫̜̮͕͖͉̜̲̠̻̜̗͕͙̜̻̟̠̜̱͕͓̜̠͍̜͋ͥ̽̆͋ͪ̎̏͆̿᷃͆͂̋ͪ᷅ͤ᷄̾ͥ᷃̃ͭͫ̍̄ͩ᷃ͦͨ͌̐ͬ̊̈̓̚̚͝͏̵̧̜̟̠̗̪̜̲͕̲̜̼̠̜͈̈́͐̍͊̅᷇̎͗͑᷀͘͜t̸̵̶̸̡̡̡͎̜̠̪̜̗᷿̞͕̼̜̱̠̲̺̜᷂͚̜̠̜͉͕̖̣̜̼̠̭̜̟͔̜̠̻̜᷂͕̜̰̜͔̖̠̩̲̜̼̜̳̠̜͕͉̜͕̠̪͓̜᷀͊᷅ͩ̂ͫ̾᷃͂᷉ͬͨ̈́͗᷀᷁᷈͑᷇͐̔͐̋̄͒̊᷇ͫ᷉᷇̊̔̈̌̌̽᷀͗͋̾͋̏̌̃᷄ͣ͊ͭ̔̓͗ͥ͆̕̕̕͜͟͜͝ ̴̴̦᷊̜᷿̠̙̜̮͕̜̥̈́ͣ̓̓́͆̉᷃̏͏̨̧̡̠̫̜͖͈̜̠̱̟̪̜̹͕̮̜̹̠̹̜̤͎̪᷁͑̉ͣ̊̒̌͒᷃̔ͣ̅ͬ͆͘w̸̢̧̡̳͙̜̪̠̫̜̜͕͙̜̠̜̜̮̜͙͖᷊̠͖̘̜̲͕᷊̜͉͈̠͉̜̬ͣ᷅̿̾ͨ͗ͪ̾ͨ̇̏͆̑͗̓ͫͬͨ̓ͬ̀̚̕͞͡ͅi̷̛̜̻̠̜̜̬̘͕̜̦̘̠̮̜̤̞̼̜̠̰̼̜͔͕͚ͩ̾᷁᷉͌̇͌͐ͬͭ̅᷅᷀̔͛᷆ͬ̕͟͟͠͞͏͏̷̶̷̶̷̷̵̷̢̨̡̧̨̧̛̜̥̣̠᷂̜᷊̜̤̠̠̘̜͕͎̜̘̠̜̹̭᷊̜͇̠͕̥̜̤͕̜͉̠̜̖̥̳̻̜̼̦̠̺̜̗͕̻͇̜͚͕̠͍̜̥̜͎̠͙̜͕̯̜̠̜̻̠͉̜̹̠̻᷿͕̜͇͕͙̜̥̣̠̜͖̩̯̜̠ͣ̀᷆̾͒̒̈́᷅̎͊̿ͧ᷇ͪ̊᷇᷆̽ͪ͌͌͛᷃ͮ́͆̄̉͋ͬͭ̎̎̈ͤ͋ͧ᷾̓᷈̑̾᷈͛́̒ͪ͐̋́͛̋ͦͥ͑ͥ᷅᷇̈᷀͗̎̇̋͂̚͘͘͘͢͝͡͡͡͝͡͞ͅ͏̷̨̨̢̯̜̗͕̪̜̠̜̦ͤ̄͒᷅̌̈́̈̓͡l̸̴̵̵̸̸̛̜̠̜͕̘̬͉̜̙̥̠̙̜͚̹̜͎̙̠᷂̱̜̮͕̜̮̠͉̜̯̱̜̠̜̰͕͇̜̠᷊̜̺͙̿ͪͬ͆̆̂ͫͧ͌᷇᷆᷃ͤ᷀̃̽ͭ̋᷉͗̓̃᷈̽ͤ͆̒̑̿̈᷉᷀᷃ͬ̓͘̕̚͜͜͟͜͢͢͜͠͏̷̸̜͙̠̝̩̜̰͕̬̙̜͍̠̜̺̉̇̇͑̋̽̌͒̈́̕͢͡ͅl̵̶̸̷̡̨̢̧̢̜᷿̠͉̜͕̜̭̠̜̣̟̜̖̠̜̰͕̜͚᷂̠̜̺̂᷾ͤ̉͗̂̎͗̆᷈᷇͆᷃᷈̄ͯ̂̓͋ͦ̄͘͘̕͜͟͡͝͞ͅWILL IT WILL IT WILL IT WILL IT WILL
I͕͕͈͕͕͙͕͕͆͆̈t͕᷂͕͕͕᷇᷀ ͕͕̊w͕͕͗i͕̼͕͕͕̳͕͕͕̩͕̾ͪͧͦl͕͕͕͕᷀ͤ͜l͕̣͕
Į̛̤̜̠̜͕̮̲̜͇̩̠̤̞̬̜̰̲̯̜͍̠̹͇̪̜̱̭͕̼̜͇᷂̠̜͈̜̞͓͗̎̿̏᷾̾᷇᷅᷆ͯ̊̎͆̈́̊̒̽̉͂̉͗̎́͆᷉̌̎͘͝͠͏̷̵̷̢̨̨̠̩̯̜͓͕̫̜̥̫̠᷿̜᷊᷂̜͕̠͔̣̫̜̮͕͖͉̜̲̠̻̜̗͕͙̜̻̟̠̜̱͕͓̜̠͍̜͋ͥ̽̆͋ͪ̎̏͆̿᷃͆͂̋ͪ᷅ͤ᷄̾ͥ᷃̃ͭͫ̍̄ͩ᷃ͦͨ͌̐ͬ̊̈̓̚̚͝͏̵̧̜̟̠̗̪̜̲͕̲̜̼̠̜͈̈́͐̍͊̅᷇̎͗͑᷀͘͜t̸̵̶̸̡̡̡͎̜̠̪̜̗᷿̞͕̼̜̱̠̲̺̜᷂͚̜̠̜͉͕̖̣̜̼̠̭̜̟͔̜̠̻̜᷂͕̜̰̜͔̖̠̩̲̜̼̜̳̠̜͕͉̜͕̠̪͓̜᷀͊᷅ͩ̂ͫ̾᷃͂᷉ͬͨ̈́͗᷀᷁᷈͑᷇͐̔͐̋̄͒̊᷇ͫ᷉᷇̊̔̈̌̌̽᷀͗͋̾͋̏̌̃᷄ͣ͊ͭ̔̓͗ͥ͆̕̕̕͜͟͜͝ ̴̴̦᷊̜᷿̠̙̜̮͕̜̥̈́ͣ̓̓́͆̉᷃̏͏̨̧̡̠̫̜͖͈̜̠̱̟̪̜̹͕̮̜̹̠̹̜̤͎̪᷁͑̉ͣ̊̒̌͒᷃̔ͣ̅ͬ͆͘w̸̢̧̡̳͙̜̪̠̫̜̜͕͙̜̠̜̜̮̜͙͖᷊̠͖̘̜̲͕᷊̜͉͈̠͉̜̬ͣ᷅̿̾ͨ͗ͪ̾ͨ̇̏͆̑͗̓ͫͬͨ̓ͬ̀̚̕͞͡ͅi̷̛̜̻̠̜̜̬̘͕̜̦̘̠̮̜̤̞̼̜̠̰̼̜͔͕͚ͩ̾᷁᷉͌̇͌͐ͬͭ̅᷅᷀̔͛᷆ͬ̕͟͟͠͞͏͏̷̶̷̶̷̷̵̷̢̨̡̧̨̧̛̜̥̣̠᷂̜᷊̜̤̠̠̘̜͕͎̜̘̠̜̹̭᷊̜͇̠͕̥̜̤͕̜͉̠̜̖̥̳̻̜̼̦̠̺̜̗͕̻͇̜͚͕̠͍̜̥̜͎̠͙̜͕̯̜̠̜̻̠͉̜̹̠̻᷿͕̜͇͕͙̜̥̣̠̜͖̩̯̜̠ͣ̀᷆̾͒̒̈́᷅̎͊̿ͧ᷇ͪ̊᷇᷆̽ͪ͌͌͛᷃ͮ́͆̄̉͋ͬͭ̎̎̈ͤ͋ͧ᷾̓᷈̑̾᷈͛́̒ͪ͐̋́͛̋ͦͥ͑ͥ᷅᷇̈᷀͗̎̇̋͂̚͘͘͘͢͝͡͡͡͝͡͞ͅ͏̷̨̨̢̯̜̗͕̪̜̠̜̦ͤ̄͒᷅̌̈́̈̓͡l̸̴̵̵̸̸̛̜̠̜͕̘̬͉̜̙̥̠̙̜͚̹̜͎̙̠᷂̱̜̮͕̜̮̠͉̜̯̱̜̠̜̰͕͇̜̠᷊̜̺͙̿ͪͬ͆̆̂ͫͧ͌᷇᷆᷃ͤ᷀̃̽ͭ̋᷉͗̓̃᷈̽ͤ͆̒̑̿̈᷉᷀᷃ͬ̓͘̕̚͜͜͟͜͢͢͜͠͏̷̸̜͙̠̝̩̜̰͕̬̙̜͍̠̜̺̉̇̇͑̋̽̌͒̈́̕͢͡ͅl̵̶̸̷̡̨̢̧̢̜᷿̠͉̜͕̜̭̠̜̣̟̜̖̠̜̰͕̜͚᷂̠̜̺̂᷾ͤ̉͗̂̎͗̆᷈᷇͆᷃᷈̄ͯ̂̓͋ͦ̄͘͘̕͜͟͡͝͞ͅ
Į̛̤̜̠̜͕̮̲̜͇̩̠̤̞̬̜̰̲̯̜͍̠̹͇̪̜̱̭͕̼̜͇᷂̠̜͈̜̞͓͗̎̿̏᷾̾᷇᷅᷆ͯ̊̎͆̈́̊̒̽̉͂̉͗̎́͆᷉̌̎͘͝͠͏̷̵̷̢̨̨̠̩̯̜͓͕̫̜̥̫̠᷿̜᷊᷂̜͕̠͔̣̫̜̮͕͖͉̜̲̠̻̜̗͕͙̜̻̟̠̜̱͕͓̜̠͍̜͋ͥ̽̆͋ͪ̎̏͆̿᷃͆͂̋ͪ᷅ͤ᷄̾ͥ᷃̃ͭͫ̍̄ͩ᷃ͦͨ͌̐ͬ̊̈̓̚̚͝͏̵̧̜̟̠̗̪̜̲͕̲̜̼̠̜͈̈́͐̍͊̅᷇̎͗͑᷀͘͜t̸̵̶̸̡̡̡͎̜̠̪̜̗᷿̞͕̼̜̱̠̲̺̜᷂͚̜̠̜͉͕̖̣̜̼̠̭̜̟͔̜̠̻̜᷂͕̜̰̜͔̖̠̩̲̜̼̜̳̠̜͕͉̜͕̠̪͓̜᷀͊᷅ͩ̂ͫ̾᷃͂᷉ͬͨ̈́͗᷀᷁᷈͑᷇͐̔͐̋̄͒̊᷇ͫ᷉᷇̊̔̈̌̌̽᷀͗͋̾͋̏̌̃᷄ͣ͊ͭ̔̓͗ͥ͆̕̕̕͜͟͜͝ ̴̴̦᷊̜᷿̠̙̜̮͕̜̥̈́ͣ̓̓́͆̉᷃̏͏̨̧̡̠̫̜͖͈̜̠̱̟̪̜̹͕̮̜̹̠̹̜̤͎̪᷁͑̉ͣ̊̒̌͒᷃̔ͣ̅ͬ͆͘w̸̢̧̡̳͙̜̪̠̫̜̜͕͙̜̠̜̜̮̜͙͖᷊̠͖̘̜̲͕᷊̜͉͈̠͉̜̬ͣ᷅̿̾ͨ͗ͪ̾ͨ̇̏͆̑͗̓ͫͬͨ̓ͬ̀̚̕͞͡ͅi̷̛̜̻̠̜̜̬̘͕̜̦̘̠̮̜̤̞̼̜̠̰̼̜͔͕͚ͩ̾᷁᷉͌̇͌͐ͬͭ̅᷅᷀̔͛᷆ͬ̕͟͟͠͞͏͏̷̶̷̶̷̷̵̷̢̨̡̧̨̧̛̜̥̣̠᷂̜᷊̜̤̠̠̘̜͕͎̜̘̠̜̹̭᷊̜͇̠͕̥̜̤͕̜͉̠̜̖̥̳̻̜̼̦̠̺̜̗͕̻͇̜͚͕̠͍̜̥̜͎̠͙̜͕̯̜̠̜̻̠͉̜̹̠̻᷿͕̜͇͕͙̜̥̣̠̜͖̩̯̜̠ͣ̀᷆̾͒̒̈́᷅̎͊̿ͧ᷇ͪ̊᷇᷆̽ͪ͌͌͛᷃ͮ́͆̄̉͋ͬͭ̎̎̈ͤ͋ͧ᷾̓᷈̑̾᷈͛́̒ͪ͐̋́͛̋ͦͥ͑ͥ᷅᷇̈᷀͗̎̇̋͂̚͘͘͘͢͝͡͡͡͝͡͞ͅ͏̷̨̨̢̯̜̗͕̪̜̠̜̦ͤ̄͒᷅̌̈́̈̓͡l̸̴̵̵̸̸̛̜̠̜͕̘̬͉̜̙̥̠̙̜͚̹̜͎̙̠᷂̱̜̮͕̜̮̠͉̜̯̱̜̠̜̰͕͇̜̠᷊̜̺͙̿ͪͬ͆̆̂ͫͧ͌᷇᷆᷃ͤ᷀̃̽ͭ̋᷉͗̓̃᷈̽ͤ͆̒̑̿̈᷉᷀᷃ͬ̓͘̕̚͜͜͟͜͢͢͜͠͏̷̸̜͙̠̝̩̜̰͕̬̙̜͍̠̜̺̉̇̇͑̋̽̌͒̈́̕͢͡ͅl̵̶̸̷̡̨̢̧̢̜᷿̠͉̜͕̜̭̠̜̣̟̜̖̠̜̰͕̜͚᷂̠̜̺̂᷾ͤ̉͗̂̎͗̆᷈᷇͆᷃᷈̄ͯ̂̓͋ͦ̄͘͘̕͜͟͡͝͞ͅ
Į̛̤̜̠̜͕̮̲̜͇̩̠̤̞̬̜̰̲̯̜͍̠̹͇̪̜̱̭͕̼̜͇᷂̠̜͈̜̞͓͗̎̿̏᷾̾᷇᷅᷆ͯ̊̎͆̈́̊̒̽̉͂̉͗̎́͆᷉̌̎͘͝͠͏̷̵̷̢̨̨̠̩̯̜͓͕̫̜̥̫̠᷿̜᷊᷂̜͕̠͔̣̫̜̮͕͖͉̜̲̠̻̜̗͕͙̜̻̟̠̜̱͕͓̜̠͍̜͋ͥ̽̆͋ͪ̎̏͆̿᷃͆͂̋ͪ᷅ͤ᷄̾ͥ᷃̃ͭͫ̍̄ͩ᷃ͦͨ͌̐ͬ̊̈̓̚̚͝͏̵̧̜̟̠̗̪̜̲͕̲̜̼̠̜͈̈́͐̍͊̅᷇̎͗͑᷀͘͜t̸̵̶̸̡̡̡͎̜̠̪̜̗᷿̞͕̼̜̱̠̲̺̜᷂͚̜̠̜͉͕̖̣̜̼̠̭̜̟͔̜̠̻̜᷂͕̜̰̜͔̖̠̩̲̜̼̜̳̠̜͕͉̜͕̠̪͓̜᷀͊᷅ͩ̂ͫ̾᷃͂᷉ͬͨ̈́͗᷀᷁᷈͑᷇͐̔͐̋̄͒̊᷇ͫ᷉᷇̊̔̈̌̌̽᷀͗͋̾͋̏̌̃᷄ͣ͊ͭ̔̓͗ͥ͆̕̕̕͜͟͜͝ ̴̴̦᷊̜᷿̠̙̜̮͕̜̥̈́ͣ̓̓́͆̉᷃̏͏̨̧̡̠̫̜͖͈̜̠̱̟̪̜̹͕̮̜̹̠̹̜̤͎̪᷁͑̉ͣ̊̒̌͒᷃̔ͣ̅ͬ͆͘w̸̢̧̡̳͙̜̪̠̫̜̜͕͙̜̠̜̜̮̜͙͖᷊̠͖̘̜̲͕᷊̜͉͈̠͉̜̬ͣ᷅̿̾ͨ͗ͪ̾ͨ̇̏͆̑͗̓ͫͬͨ̓ͬ̀̚̕͞͡ͅi̷̛̜̻̠̜̜̬̘͕̜̦̘̠̮̜̤̞̼̜̠̰̼̜͔͕͚ͩ̾᷁᷉͌̇͌͐ͬͭ̅᷅᷀̔͛᷆ͬ̕͟͟͠͞͏͏̷̶̷̶̷̷̵̷̢̨̡̧̨̧̛̜̥̣̠᷂̜᷊̜̤̠̠̘̜͕͎̜̘̠̜̹̭᷊̜͇̠͕̥̜̤͕̜͉̠̜̖̥̳̻̜̼̦̠̺̜̗͕̻͇̜͚͕̠͍̜̥̜͎̠͙̜͕̯̜̠̜̻̠͉̜̹̠̻᷿͕̜͇͕͙̜̥̣̠̜͖̩̯̜̠ͣ̀᷆̾͒̒̈́᷅̎͊̿ͧ᷇ͪ̊᷇᷆̽ͪ͌͌͛᷃ͮ́͆̄̉͋ͬͭ̎̎̈ͤ͋ͧ᷾̓᷈̑̾᷈͛́̒ͪ͐̋́͛̋ͦͥ͑ͥ᷅᷇̈᷀͗̎̇̋͂̚͘͘͘͢͝͡͡͡͝͡͞ͅ͏̷̨̨̢̯̜̗͕̪̜̠̜̦ͤ̄͒᷅̌̈́̈̓͡l̸̴̵̵̸̸̛̜̠̜͕̘̬͉̜̙̥̠̙̜͚̹̜͎̙̠᷂̱̜̮͕̜̮̠͉̜̯̱̜̠̜̰͕͇̜̠᷊̜̺͙̿ͪͬ͆̆̂ͫͧ͌᷇᷆᷃ͤ᷀̃̽ͭ̋᷉͗̓̃᷈̽ͤ͆̒̑̿̈᷉᷀᷃ͬ̓͘̕̚͜͜͟͜͢͢͜͠͏̷̸̜͙̠̝̩̜̰͕̬̙̜͍̠̜̺̉̇̇͑̋̽̌͒̈́̕͢͡ͅl̵̶̸̷̡̨̢̧̢̜᷿̠͉̜͕̜̭̠̜̣̟̜̖̠̜̰͕̜͚᷂̠̜̺̂᷾ͤ̉͗̂̎͗̆᷈᷇͆᷃᷈̄ͯ̂̓͋ͦ̄͘͘̕͜͟͡͝͞ͅ
"What the-"
-neuroticSurgeon is online-
NS: Yo ram sup
NS: 3
NS: ma boi
NS: Dude answeeeeeeeer im booooored
NS: you fucking little kiddo answer up
VI: IM NOT A LITTLE KID YOU FAG
NS: always works Marty McFLy
VI: I hate those movies and you know it
NS: w/e hey you're my favorite flavor of ice cream
VI: Don't
NS: Cause
VI: Dude shut up I'll give you a videogame
NS: oh my oh my which one? You still owe me like 12 bucks from when I bought you one for you remember?
VI: yes, here accept it
PA SENDS A FILE, ACCEPT?
NS: Oh it's that beta you've been talking about
VI: Yes play it with me
NS: what if it's bad?
VI: Just install the god damn game Alex
NS: :bbb
You stare at the screen anxiously, but somehow you know you have to do something else, let's start by looking around. What do you see? It looks like your likings are quite peculiar and interesting, let's see.
Your name is Ram, but people just calls you Ram or she calls you Ram Ram. Your room is the graphic description of a normal boyish teenager room, although with some, oddities, for example. Hum…
-For Satan's arse I have to clean this mess, before she arrives
You notice there's a fuck ton of items all over the place, such as paper, pencils, bullets and Arizona Tea. What a freak. But we also notice your posters; they're quite big and are next to your musical instruments, such as guitars and a bass. They're labeled with the name "PESTILENCE" and "IVORY".
[Lousy Death Metal]
-Clean up, clean up, everybody clean up
You feel productive and responsible by cleaning up your room, although you know you don't mind the mess, it's just a routine now.
After finishing you head out your house to have some fresh air, splendid, colorful and somehow nostalgic aura in the wind threw down a chill down your spine, memories come back and somehow everything freezes for a second, as if the world stopped just for you to think an remember how before decisions were so unimportant and life was happier.
As you walk further into the street, and remember that today is the solar eclipse, you mumble a little –Yeah… because you know this will be the day that you'll enjoy the most of them all.
Somehow, you got the feeling this is going to be a long day…