Sirius always had a great interest in muggle things. Motorcycles, for instance, were his favorites. Almost like the speed and freedom of flying on a broomstick, but it wasn't as small and easy to fall off of. But of course, they hurt much more when they fell on top of you, or when you wrecked, he learned that the hard way. But there were some muggle things he wasn't quite as fond of. Toasters, in example, scared the hell out of him. The very first time he'd used one, Remus had showed him how.

"Put the bread into this slot here, " he instructed. He put in the bread, and lowered the little lever, all the while Remus holding back a laugh, like there was some secret joke behind it. He got the 'joke' soon enough though,and simultaneously damn near pissed himself and hit Remus on the arm when the toast popped out and hit him right in the face. But the one muggle thing he hated even more than the toaster, or even the damned ceiling fan, which always made him dizzy and left him cross-eyed, he hated the vacuum.

He first saw it when Remus got it out of the closet, saying,"It's something that cleans the floor. Lift up your feet." After Remus plugged a long cord from the vacuum to the wall, and Sirius was sitting cross-legged on the couch, the horror began. Remus moved another lever with his foot and it started screaming back at him, Sirius yelped. "What the bloody hell?!?!?" Remus just laughed and steered the screaming 'monster' towards him, it stopped at the foot of the couch. He screamed and climbed onto the back of the couch, "Shut it off!!!!!!SHUT IT OFF!SHUT!IT!OFF!!!!!" He yelled, but Remus only laughed, and continued 'torturing' him. Finally, Sirius, more annoyed than scared, took off his shoe and chucked at Remus's head. "....Ow..." he said, looking at Sirius with all too innocent honey eyes. After shutting off the vacuum, he continued, "What was that for?" Sirius scoffed, "Oh gee, I don't know, scaring the hell out of me??" Remus laughed and sat down, "Sorry love, couldn't resist. Most dogs are scared of these things." Sirius lowered himself from the back of the couch, and narrowed his eyes. "What's that supposed to mean?." Remus thought. "Well I mean, it's just that you can turn into a dog.." Sirius pouted and crossed his arms.

"Bite me." Remus chuckled and leaned over, nibbling Sirius on the neck. Sirius blushed, and looked at him questioningly.

"You did say bite me."

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Hope u liked it! Now that I look back on this i see it's SUPER FREAKIN SHORT. And i apologize. NE way, Padfoot, (wingedwiccan) this is 4 u! In thanks for the digital cookie u sent me LOL