The problem with Apples
Disclaimer: I do not own inuyasha
A one shot bout inuyasha and kagome o god this is pure crazy lol
Summery: kagome just came back to her era after being insulted by them for her not so perfect cooking skills they actually refused her to cook dinner and when she asked why they told her she isn't the best cook so she came home so she my be comforted by her family …well sort of
Kagome walks into the higurashi shrine slamming the door behind her
Kagome: "mom I'm home"
Ms. Higurashi: "oh hi honey your home early aren't you"
Kagome: "yah you wouldn't believe it I say I'll cook everyone a wonderful home made dinner and they all yell no can you believe it and when I ask why that stupid monk says it's just that I'm not the best chef and shippo actually agreed how could he and worst of all sango said it's true and told me not to take it to heart how could they do that how an to top it al of that stupid mutt inuyasha actually said that I got better in archery controlling my powers an everything but I still couldn't cook to save my life that arg and I walked all the way back an we were really far from the village and well so I didn't even eat an I walked all the way here and it was freezing how could they do that and I really think if I didn't get to the well any faster I would be demon chow"
Ms. Higurashi: "that's nice dear"
Kagome: "nice!!! NICE??? How is that nice?"
Ms. Higurashi: "oh now what did I say now just relax and have an apple"
Kagome: "why the hell would I want an apple?"
Ms. Higurashi: "well you said you had bad cooking and didn't eat so here have an apple" and she hands kagome an apple
Kagome: (anime sweat drop) "your not even listening to me!!!!!!!!" she grabs the apple "I'm going to sleep"
Ms. Higurashi: "I wonder what I said"
(In kagome's room)
Kagome: "god what a strange day" bites into apple "ackk this is one bad apple" she throws the apple in the trash "well I might as well try to get some sleep tonight" and she fell into a dream nope more like a nightmare
(Kagome's nightmare)
Kagome: "where am I" she stood up straitening her clothes
??: "grrrrrrrrr"
Kagome: "what the hell was that"
??: "you bitch who are you to question my taste and throw me out lets se how you feel about it"
Kagome: turns around to see a huge red demon apple type of thing it was a giant apple twice her size its mouth took up half it's face it had huge fangs and it had a bit mark as if something took a bite out of it she took 1 good look at it and screamed "ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"
Demon apple: "where do you think your going supper"
Kagome: "I'm not your supper"
Demon apple: "well were going to see about that"
Kagome: "try" runs in circles demon chases they end up running in circles
(After like an hour)
Demon apple: "caught you" he picks up kagome by the legs and put her head up to his mouth
Kagome: "ahhhhhhhhhh"
Demon apple: "Is that the last thing you want to say dinner"
(End of dream)
Kagome: "ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh"
Ms. Higurashi: runs into room "deer are you ok"
Kagome: "gasp, gasp yah I'm fine I gasp just a nightmare"
Ms. Higurashi: sits next to her daughter "it's ok dear what was it about"
Kagome: "demon apples"
Ms. Higurashi: "oh"
The end!!!!!!!!!!!
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