Okay, so hi

Okay, so hi. I'm working off of someone else's idea. But I changed the person. So, here are 12 things Bella would never say.

I love the rain. The cold is so wonderful.

Jacob, will you marry me?

Ugh! I wish I could be a werewolf!

Charlie, can I please eat you?

Sorry, Edward, but my heart belongs to Mike.

Alice, let's go shopping!

Emmett, let's play football! (while she's still human)

Lauren, let's be friends1

Mommy, I'm coming home!

Edward, could you please sign this divorce paper?

I want to wear a dress.

Edward, I want another car. This Ferrari just isn't enough.