Cousin Nero

Disclaimers: I do not own Devil May Cry or any of it's characters.


"Dammit Dante!" He heard someone yell from the living room. "Get your ass out here now!"

"V, it's way too early." He whined.

"Didn't I tell you to go grab food yesterday?" The voice boomed from the living room again.

"I did, the pizza's in the fridge." He answered, sitting up the from the bed the white blanket dropped around his waist.

"Dante, that's not food." Vergil argued storming into the room.

"Yes it is, and why are you complaining about pizza being food? It never bothered you before." Dante asked arching an eyebrow at his twins annoyed look.

"I told you Nero would be here today, we can't feed him pizza the whole time he's here." Vergil said his left eye twitching.

"Nero? Who the hell is Nero?" Dante asked confused.

"I told you last week that our cousin Nero was coming to stay with us." Vergil informed annoyed.

"What?!" the yell thundered through the apartment. "Why? You've got to be kidding me."

"Stop complaining Dante, he's family." A calm voice answered.

"Family? Since when? We haven't even heard from these people in years. All of a sudden cause they need us to watch this brat, we're family." Dante ranted again.

"Never the less, he is blood." He turned to look at his brother. "And speaking of brats, you should be happy. Now you'll have someone to play with you."

"Verge." Dante whined. "I'm not a brat."

"Yes, you are." Vergil stated.

"How old is this kid anyway?" Dante asked, pout clearly in place.

"17." Vergil answered.

Dante drooped onto the bed with a large sigh. "When exactly is this kid suppose to be here?"

"I have to go pick him up now, can I count on you to at least clean up a little before he gets here?" Vergil glanced at the annoyed Dante.

"Fine, fine." Dante sighed again. "But this kid better not get on my nerves."

Vergil just let out a sigh at his brother's comment.

"Verge, I'm hungry." Dante complained.

"I'll bring you something from that coffee shop you like, o.k.?" Vergil asked.

"Verge." Dante called.

Vergil glanced over at his twin who had a smirk on his lips.

"Yes Dante."

Dante walked over to his brother clutching the blanket to his nude body and wrapped his arms around his brother's neck. "Thank you for always taking care of me." The younger twin mumbled, his face tucked into the side of his brother's neck.

"I'll always take care of you Dante." Vergil said wrapping his arms around his brother's waist.

"You better, or I'll kick your ass." Dante said before placing a kiss on the pale neck.

"Please, if it wasn't for me always making sure your fed and well taken care of, you would be so malnutritioned that you wouldn't have the strength to kick my ass." Vergil said pulling back to look into his younger twins eyes.

"You make it seem like I can't take care of myself." Dante snorted. Vergil just looked doubtfully at his younger twin. "I can take care of myself." Dante argued. "I just prefer it when you take care of me." Dante added softly.

"Well I prefer taking care of you too." He leaned in and placed a small kiss on his brother's lips. "But I have to go, I don't want to be late to pick up Nero."

Dante was about to protest again, but he was silenced by another small kiss before his brother turned, grabbed the keys and left.


"Fucking parentals." He growled lowly to himself. He shoved his hands into his faded jeans before cranking up the music on his Ipod. "Can't believe they sent me off to live with some total strangers, this is complete Bullsh…"

He felt when the large headphones were pulled away from his ears.

"Hey, your Nero right?" A deep voice spoke from behind.

Nero turned around ready to cuss the guy out for touching him, but when he turned to give the guy a piece of his mind his voice froze in his throat.

The man who had disturbed him was gorgeous. Tall, lithe perfect body, blue eyes and snow white hair that fell into his eyes. The guy wore tight denim jeans, a light blue polo that clung tightly to the perfect chess, and a dark blue leather jacket.

"How'd you know…" Nero tried swallowing.

"I'm your cousin Vergil." Vergil quickly informed looking at the kid. He knew it was his cousin the minute he saw the kid, the white hair had gave it away.

"I'm Nero." Nero said absentmindedly.

"I know." The white haired God laughed.

Nero blushed at his stupidity and looked away.

"He's cute." Vergil thought studying his cousin. The kid wore faded blue jeans with a burgundy hoodie, with a dark almost purple leather jacket. "I see the love of leather runs in the family."

"So where's your things." Vergil asked looking around.

"Um. Just my bag." Nero answered back.

"Ok, come on."

The older man turned and began to walk out of the train station, while his younger cousin followed behind him. They came to a stop in front of a dark blue and silver motorcycle.

"Here." Vergil handed him a helmet before climbing on to the bike.

"She's beautiful." Nero stared in awe of the bike and it's gorgeous rider. "Shit, I need to stop thinking those things about my cousin."

Vergil smirked, "Get on, Oh and be careful with that paper bag, Dante will kill you if you squish his breakfast."

Nero nodded absentmindedly and climbed I behind him.

"You know your going to have to hold on." Vergil looked over his shoulder with a smirk.

Nodding again, Nero put on the helmet before leaning forward and wrapping his arms around Vergil's waist. Feeling his passenger secure, Vergil also put on his helmet and took off.


"Verge!" Dante called as he heard the front door opened. He made his way out of his room and into the living room. His brother had just walked in with what he had assumed was his breakfast, and the other person was obviously cousin Nero.

"Nero, this is my brother Dante, Dante cousin Nero." Vergil introduced.

"Your twins." Nero stated.

"I see who got the brains in the family." Dante smirked. "Is that breakfast Verge?"

"Yes Dante, it's your breakfast." Dante quickly bounced over to his brother before snatching the bag and looking in, smile quickly spreading.

"Wait." Vergil reached into the bag and pulled out 2 fresh soft bagels.

"Hey, where are you going with my food?" Dante asked.

"There one left in there for you." He walked over to the other younger male and pressed a bagel in his hand.

"Um, thanks." Nero mumbled.

Dante let out a large sigh before he pulled out his a bagel and a small tub of cream cheese and began to devour it.

Vergil smiled at his brother before walking over and taking a seat on the couch.

"You can sit, you know." Vergil informed as he noticed the kid still standing by the door. Nero nodded before he walked over to the single seat sofa and sat.

A few seconds later Vergil felt another body press into his side.

"Yes Dante?" Vergil said with a smirk, still looking at their new housemate.

"V." Dante groaned. "I'm still hungry."

With a sigh he held up his bagel which Dante quickly snatched and began to eat.

"Here." Vergil glanced up and noticed Nero holding out half of his bagel to him.

"Thank you Nero, at least some of us know how to share." Vergil said grabbing it out of the kids hand.

"No problem." Nero mumbled.

"Verge, you know better than anyone that I'm a growing boy." Vergil felt his brother press closer to him.

"Yeah Dante, I know." Vergil smirked.

Nero sat a little surprised how close the brothers seemed to be.

"V." Dante called again making his brother look over.

"Yes?"

"Thank you." Dante moved close and placed a small kiss on his brother's lips.

"Your welcome, baby brother." Vergil smiled before glancing over at there cousin, and seeing the shock look on his face.

"Oh, we're gay." Dante informed as if that was the only shocking part.

"I think what my little brother meant to say is that we're lovers." Vergil added.


I know short but don't worry next chapter the drama starts…