Disclaimer: I do not own either of these intellectual properties. Harry Potter belongs to J.K Rowling and Borderlands 2 belongs to Gearbox Software.
The Wizard and the Mechromancer
Chapter 1: Welcome to Pandora Kiddos
So you want to hear another story, eh? One where the very fate of Pandora hangs in the balance? If not too bad I'm telling you anyway.
Our story begins with a young man named Harry Potter.
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If there was one word to describe how Harry was currently feeling it would probably be pissed. His recent discussion with Dumbledore regarding the events at the ministry had exposed a large amount of the Headmaster's manipulations, and had angered harry to such a degree that he trashed his office.
And why shouldn't he be angry. His Godfather Sirius was dead because the meddling old codger had decided not to provide any information for him this year, including the contents of a certain prophecy about him and Riddle. Not to mention the years of suffering at the hands of his relatives, courtesy of being left on their doorstep by the Headmaster.
He didn't think that he could face his friends yet. It was because of his reckless decisions that they were now hurt. Calming down, he realized that he needed some time to think things through. He needed to find a room in Hogwarts where he wouldn't be found so that he could be alone with his thoughts.
Looking around he realised he had somehow ended up on the seventh floor. The tapestry on the wall depicted Barnabas the Barmy attempting to teach trolls ballet. It was then that he came up with an idea. Walking back and forth three times he thought to himself
"I need a place to hide"
Suddenly a door started to form on the wall opposite the tapestry. This was the Room of Requirement. This room changed depending on the needs of the user. Harry had found out about it from Dobby and has used it during the year to train the DA.
Upon opening the door Harry's jaw dropped in amazement. This room was huge and filled to the brim with magical items. Looking around he noticed a peculiar looking trinket. It seemed to be made of some purple crystalline material and was shaped like an upside down V inside a circle.
He picked it up to take a closer look, but upon doing so it started to glow. As the glow started to get brighter Harry panicked at attempted to put it back where he had found it. But before he could an enormous purple flash emitted from the artefact and temporarily blinded him.
It was then he noticed the movement under his feet and the sound of wheels on a track.
"Am I on the Hogwarts Express" He thought.
It was at that precise moment his vision returned to him and he realised that no, he was not on the Hogwarts Express. The train he was currently aboard was a more modern style than the steam train he was used to. Looking out the window, he noticed that they seem to be crossing an Icy wasteland.
"Where am I" He exclaimed.
Suddenly the sounds of a commotion started to erupt from a carriage further down the train. Harry could hear what sounded like tiny explosions and small metal objects impacting the metal walls of the train.
Just as he was about to move to investigate, the noises abruptly stopped. Then a voice came on over the loudspeaker of the train.
"It's cute you'll think you're the heroes of this little adventure, but you're not"
"Welcome to Pandora kiddos"
And then Harry's world was filled with flames before descending into darkness.