Fallout 4: The Death and Birth of a New World
Chapter One: The Soal Survior
Gerneal Jack 'Star Ranger' Russel was a cool miltary guy (and named after me) and war hero he had fort in the war against the chinese communism as well as Russians, Veitnams and Vikings. He new how to fly a plane and he fort very bravely in Aslaka even as it was very cold. He wished that it was hawai in stead where he would of had the beach instead of penquins. Jack 'Star Ranger' Russel was a joker and oftern made his soglers lughth with his pranks. The head genreal hated it though like there was a time when he put a crab down the pants of one of the other troops and wrote his name on the side of the building. The Head Gerneal kicked down the door of his offace with a read face shouting "GENRAL Jack 'Star Ranger' Russel". IT kep the troops happy though. He was the most populist and hotest guy in the army and he got to sleep with many sexy ladies. That was until he got marryed all the girls he new cryed why he got marryed as the coolest most hansome guy was now taken.
Then Jack 'Star Ranger' Russel was recalled back home whem the enemy had been defeated and he had some time off before he the battle was over and saw his hot wife Nora Russel who was a lawer and got her pregant. Jack 'Star Ranger' Ranger thinked that her name was very boring but she was one of the hottets women he had ever seen big boobs and long hair and slim boady. He chose here above all the over women cause she was so hot.
When Jack 'Star Ranger' Russel retunred from teh war she gave birth to their son shuan and several months later is where this story begeins.
Jack 'Star Ranger' Russel was board he was a warrior and he didn't like suborb life he finshed cleaning up infornt of the mirror and said "war never changes" Jack 'Star Ranger' Russel said in deep and filhsosfical way. This was the title for his knew book as he was also a famous arthur as well as a cool miltary dude. "Your going to drop them dead at the vetrans meeting" his hot wife Nora Russel sayed. "You Know I will" Jack 'Star Ranger' Russel smiled back. He was going to read parts from his amzing new book "War Never Changes" his last book was a smah hit and was very popular and sold over a billion copies.
Jack 'Star Ranger' Russel went to have breafast and was given coffe by the robot codsworth "here it sir brewed to perfection" "thanks codsworth" Jack SR Russel said back. He stared having his meal of caviar and expensive coffe as he was rich and sucsefful and cold afford it.
Authros Nots: I will be just calling Codsworth the Robot from now on as it is easier to write and codsworth sound to much like codpeice
Than there was a scream from the next door and Jack 'Star Ranger' Russel he looked out to sea Mrs Johnson fainting. Jack 'Star Ranger' Russel luthed. Last night Jack 'Star Ranger' Russel had pulled a prank on his boaring neiborrs the Johnsons he stunk into their driveway and pulled down his pants and took a massive dump. Now the Johnsons where covering it up like a dead body and Mrs Johnson was crying. Jack 'Star Ranger' Russel luthed out loud. Than Nora Russel came up to him "dear what's so funny" and before he cold say the bay stated crying. he robot went to sea to him.
"I had my doudts but the robot is realy god with Shuan" Nora saided. Jack 'Star Ranger' Russel talked with his wife Nora Russel as he watched TV but there was nothing on so he watched the new avengers film part 100 which hadn't even been realised yet but as he was rich and power and sucssefull he got an erly copy of it.
It was realy cool the hulk was smahing stuff and thor was using his goldy might and Iorn mad was using his robot powers and Black Widow was doing cool and sexy things and over cool stuff was happen. Jack 'Star Ranger' Russel was realy getting into it as the plot it was realy gripping. But Than then there was a ring ding at the door from a man. Jack 'Star Ranger' Russel ignored it and kept watiching but the ring kept going so Jack 'Star Ranger' Russel answered.
So Jack 'Star Ranger' Russel He answered and it was a salesman of the vault company. "Good day sir. Vault Teck Calling". THan the vault tech guy saw who he was talking to and was so exicted. "The Real Jack 'Star Ranger' Russel can I have your auortgrathed?" The Vault Guy axsed "Certanly" Jack 'Star Ranger' Russel said and gave it to him.
Which loked liek this
Jack S.R Russel
"Are you hear for only for my auotograth?" Jack 'Star Ranger' Russel asked "No I am also to tell you that you have bean acepted into the vault program for when the nucealr war comes and I think that it will come" the vault guy saided. "What do I need to do" asked Jack 'Star Ranger' Russel. "Just fill in your details hear" the vault guy sayed and pased him a form.
Jack 'Star Ranger' Russel filled out his stats and his name Jack 'Star Ranger' Russel I put them down below I think I balced it very well using a mod caused they limit you a lot
Jack 'Star Ranger' Russel
Strength 10
Perception 10
Endurance 10
Charisma 10
Intelligence 10
Agility 10
Luck 10
Authors notes: My stopid Borther tells me that my character is overpowered and a mary sue and also cheating. But he is wrong cause Jack Star Ranger Russel name is not Mary Sue and he is meant to be an awsome milltary guy and very powerfull and famous. He lots of expreance from being a kickass action hero and he should be very skilled.
P.S I am also going to write Jack 'Star Ranger' Russels name as Jack S.R Russel or Jack SR Russel from now on as it is less long and esier to write. Also it is more mystrious and cool. I gave him the nickname Star Ranger cause this is a altativie reality verison of Captain Jack Russel if he was in teh Fallout Universe.
"You mad the rite coice citizen" the Vault guy sayed and tiped his fedora and left.
Than Jack S.R Russel went back to watching the 100th avengers movie and it was really exicting there was epic action and explostions and the gang had to stop Lokis new plan. But than the Robot came in and said "Shuan Will not stop crying he needs his fathered" so Jack S.R Russel weant to see shuan and used his fatherly presents to calm him.
Jack SR Russel and his wife Nora Russel talked about the Vault Guy "IT just incase a nuclaer wars is decalred then we will have someware to go and lucktry acomidation too dosnt sound too bad" Nora Russel sayed. Than on teh news a newcaster guy said "A nuclear war has be decleared!11" This is bad news.
"We have to run to the vault" Jack SR Russel said with insight so they all ran his Wife Nora Russel carring Shaun. All the Pepole were running to vault aprat from that the one fat guy who was sat in his lounge watching anime p0rn with headphones on.
"Sick Bastard" Nora Russel said and shacked her head.
They got to the vault and were let in by the miltary dudes who were honored to be in Jack SR Russels Presence. But the Vault Guy was not allowed in Jack S.R Russel try to get them to let him in but they said "sorry we can't not even for you".
So they got to the vault platform and it stated to lower but just than there was nulcear BOOM it was realy cool and Jack S.R Russel was thinking about a new book he cold rite about this.
The Paltform was lowered and they were lead to the main vault arena. There there was were cryo pods. "You will be frozen until the nulcear fallout is over" said a vault overseaer. "THat is a realy cool idea like in futurerama". "Yes it is sea you in the future".
Jack S.R Russel said good bye to his hot wife Nora Russel and got in the cryo chember.
Later Jack S.R Russel woke up and saw somthing BAD his baby Shuan was being nicked by evil pepole and than they killed wife Nora Russel by shot in head. Which is realy f*cking stupid I made my guy a realy hot wife cause he is lucky and sexy enough but than the game killers her at the start. That is realy stupid :(.
Teh pod reforse Jack SR Russel and another time wheant by and Jack Russel woke up and got out of the Pod. He loked and saw his hot wife frozen and ded. A single tear rolled down the Checks of Jack S.R Russel. He sware whe would find ho did this.
But than it hit him "I'm single again! YES!"
Jack S.R Russel new that there would be many hot women who had survied the apoglipise as he had read books about this kind of thing. So Jack SR Russel left to go and esplore the wasteland. He found to exit to the vault and took a pipboy off a dead guy to open the door. The pitboys number was 31337 showing that it was the meant for Jack S.R Russel.
Jack S.R Russel Went On The vault platform to enter the waste lands it took him out and up and he see the sun for the first in long time. Jack Star Ranger Russel locked out at the vaste distants knowing that he had a new wrold to explore and conqure. But would he be up for the task?
To Be Countued...