-Disclaimer-
Dothacker16: I really don't see the point with disclaimers.
Yugi: You just need them…unless you want to get sued.
Dothacker16: T.T I know. Hey where's Seto-sama?
Yami: I think he's hiding from you.
Dothacker16: TT I'M SO UNLOVED!!
Yugi and Yami: ...
Tea: Comes in Hello.
Dothacker16: oO AHHH IT'S THE FRIENDSHIT BITCH!! DIE!!Starts beating Tea up
Tea:
Yugi and Yami: Oo
Dothacker16: Stops beating up Tea and glomps Yami Do disclaimer.
Yami: Out cold
Dothacker16: Blinks and looks at Yugi Yugi disclaimer please?
Yugi: Dothacker16 doesn't own yu-gi-oh.
Dothacker16: Glomps Yugi R & R please and thank you.
-Yami goes first-
Dot: Hello people and welcome to my talk show.
Seto: Excuse me?
Dot: Oh I mean OUR talk show I'm the host Dothacker16.
Seto: Co host.
Dot: Let's bring in our first guest the oh-so-hot Egyptian pharaoh YAMI!!
Seto: Yami? WHY YAMI!?
Dot: Because he's hot, AM I RIGHT LADIES!?
Yami fan girls (YFG): WE LOVE YOU YAMI!!
Dot: See?
Seto: ...
Yami: Walks on stage and sits in chair
Crowd: Clapping
Fan girls: Screaming like there's no tomorrow
Dot: Hello Yami-san how are you?
Yami: Good.
Dot: Ok that's nice question time Seto.
Seto: No I'm not asking.
Dot: Sighs Fine so Yami how is it you win every duel?
Yami: I believe in the heart of the cards.
Dot: ... -- You've been sleeping with Tea again haven't you?
Yami: Nooo.
Seto: He cheats that's what.
Yami: Not my fault you're a sore loser Kaiba.
Seto: GO TO HELL MOTHER FKER!!
Dot: Oo Gasp Seto
Yami: Let's face it Kaiba, you'll never beat me in a million years.
Seto: Tries to attack Yami but dot holds him back
Dot: NO FIGHTING...Struggles with Seto ON MY SHOW...DAMN IT!!
Crowd: FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT!!
Dot: THIS IS NOT, I REPEAT NOT THE DAMN JERRY SPRINGER SHOW!!
Crowd: JERRY, JERRY, JERRY!!
Dot: Grabs mallet/staff SILENCE MORTALS!!
Crowd: ...Becomes quiet
Dot: Thank you!
Dot: Sooo Yami is it true you sleep with a teddy bear?
Yami: Pulls out stuffed bear and hugs it Mr. Fuzzy is my best friend.
Seto and Dot: oO Ok.
Dot: Well I think that's all for today see ya'll next time JA ne
Seto: JA ne
-Dothacker16's ranting corner-
Dothacker16: Hugging Seto I love you.
Seto: Get off me baka onna.
Dothacker16: Now you're acting like Hiei.
Seto: Who?
Dothacker16: Never mind.
Yami: Takes pictures Blackmail mwahaha.
Seto: Death glares Yami
Dothacker16: So what did you think?
Seto: No comment.
Yami: It was good.
Dothacker16: Thank you Yami! Hugs and kisses Yami
Yami: - Sticks tongue out at Seto
Seto: Humph.
Dothacker16: r & r JA ne.