What a time to be alive. I want proper grammar since I thought of Master Chief. WE
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WITRMHHH MAKSTER CHCEF AND SYURI
Once upon a time ther was a sora and a master chief. They were in loev "ashCHESKIEGuh" sneezed sora
Master chief put hand on chin. Say to sora: "sora, i love your hot keyblad"
"and master cheif i like your helmet"
A hot tiffknee broke through the window and she is hot
"holy fick" sora whisper
Then her father cried "fuck your father fuck your father"
"oh no" sora said "not the crab" master chief said "do not worry abby,. Io iveiwelll will handle this"
"WIRTH my aweoasme 8pack"
"thank you" cried tiffknee
Then a photographyraptor came in and slapped all of them
Its name was tiffknee
"tiffknee again" cried the crab
He was also the crab. M. then professor oaks came. And said,,,, "yummy krabby" and also said "i need that pokemon"
Then he forgot his grandson's name
Again
Thank god
And then he said "wow" and he was like wow
Then suddenly the krabby evolved into kingler
Sora cry he is a sop
Master chioef look at sora with his eyes
"sop"
Sora cry more "refer to me as sop from now on or i swear to god i'll trinity limit your ass into kingdom hearts"
Master chief says "nods. I would like that"
Riku would be calling him a fucking whore right now
Then sora says "touch me in the butt with your sword"
Master chief did not have a sword, so he took sora sword
And threw it out the window
Good
Then artbiter came in and said "ARBALARGHARBALARGH"
Which translates roughly to: "fuck me in the butt and call me willy"
With a sword
He stuck sword up master chioef's butthole
Sora got super jealous
"only i can shove shit up this fuk's gfuck hole"
Then arbiter cries "wait i have 2 swords" and he was sad
It's 11 oh oh oh oh ohhhhhhh
Sora weep more
And thenr icky came in and said "im never gonna let you go"
"and im never gonna give you up"
But sora says "it's his bedtime"
Then master chief said "not yet, little boy *proverbial wink"
"one of a few reasons why im gonna go to hell"
"yeah"
Cortana showed up and said "MASTER don't LEAVE me you're my DADDY"
Master chief said "cortana, "deeped, grarly vocuiee e "i found a new hoe bb"
EEND of hcapter 1