Verse 1:
I joined the dark side just the other day, killed the former apprentice in the usual way,
Was going to end the war and save Padme, I didn't care what Obi-Wan might say.
I didn't know what I was doing and as I burned I said "Obi-Wan I hate you, I really truly do."
Refrain:
And now I'm a monster cause I killed my wife, Master Windu, and all the Jedi,
When I'm coming home, Luke, I don't know when,
But we'll be together then, yeah, you know we'll have a good time then.
Verse 2:
I woke up more machine than man, I didn't have my feet and I didn't have my hands,
Sidious told me something I couldn't stand, that I had killed my wife and then,
I threw things around and realized, I'm not worthy of the Jedi, I belong with the Sith.
(Refrain)
Verse 3:
Sidious told me just the other day, that I had a son and I said OK,
I'll turn him to the Dark Side, but then I realized I must be blind.
You've got to be the best Jedi that you can be, and don't end up like me, don't end up like me.
(Refrain)
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