Dear Fangirls,
Sasuke has a note for his fangirls to read.
An: This idea kinda came to me randomly, and I'm not sure whether to add 'Dear Fangirls—Naruto Style' and same with more characters, but it depends on the amount of reviews and support I get for this fic… or I might just get into it… depends.
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Yes, let's face the facts, Sasuke is gay, or using polite terms, homosexual. Furthermore, the young Uchiha is taken, and Naruto Uzumaki owns his heart. Sasuke's first note would be that the 'unexpected' kiss he shared with Naruto at the Genin Orientation was not an accident. Being the ninja they are, it would have been quite an easy thing to block, however, the boys did not seem to be blocking each other.
Number two, Sasuke has never hooked up with Gaara or Neji, sure the latter is quite sexy and handsome, Gaara is just plane freaky and Sasuke would not downgrade himself in that way. For any wonderer, Sasuke is just Naru-sexual, meaning he only has feelings for the blonde kitsune. And in case you were wondering, Naruto is the only person Sasuke has gone past 'first place' with.
Every day in the Land of Sound, Sasuke thought of Naruto. And no, Sasuke did not run away because he loved Orochimaru, he ran because he was too shy to confess his love to Naruto ((shocker, that one)). The training was just an added bonus.
Sasuke would also like to say that sexual relationships between anyone and his brother are very disgusting and he would not like to have those visuals. Furthermore, relationships with Itachi and himself, Sasuke, are even worse for Sasuke to picture, and he does not want to go around thinking about it. Besides, ItaSasu is indeed incest and is frowned upon in most societies.
Sasuke has read the bible, and no, that does not make him Christian, it actually makes him pissed. He does not enjoy the rude comments written about homosexuals and he would like to say that he is an atheist and wants everyone to 'fuck the bible' in that non-literal way.
Hold on now, are you asking about his sex life with who? Naruto?
Sasuke would prefer to keep this so called 'sex life' privet, only to say that despite the 'uke' in his name ((and despite Naruto's boasting)), Sasuke is indeed the seme of the relationship, and yes, Sasuke is of course on top. He would also like to say that he particularly enjoys when Naruto moans in that sexy way, and Sasuke also enjoys being the reason why Naruto has that oh-so-wonderful tightness in his pants down there…
Another frequently asked question: Why does Sasuke call Naruto 'Dobe'? Good question. Ask Sasuke himself and he'll say it's because he enjoys the pout on Naruto's face and the over all joy of pissing the boy off; but everyone else knows that 'Dobe' is just a pet name.
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An: That was actually a lot easier that I expected, and I know it's short, but I couldn't think of anything else.
Remember, if anyone wants me to do a 'Dear Fangirls—Naruto Style' or any other male, then review with ideas, thanks!!