KYON POV

I felt... Odd.

That's one way to put it.

Maybe it was the unavoidable thought that school was coming in three short weeks...

Maybe it was the unexpected silence from Haruhi...

As I moved my legs underneath my blanket in thought, they happened to rub against eachother.

Why... Did my legs fell unbelievably soft?

"Wh-"

Why did I sound like a girl?!

"Hello... HELLO... Hello~... He~ll~o..."

I SOUND LIKE A GIRL.

Sitting up in bed, I scratched my head.

I found two problems.

That sentence rhymed.

HOW MUCH HAIR DO I HAVE?!

Okay... I got out of bed, just to realize that I wasn't in my room anymore...

WHERE THE HELL AM I?!

I noticed a mirror in the corner of the room, and looked into it.

… I was... Haruhi..?

I screamed... Like a girl.

Ring... Ring... Ring...

Caller ID: Mikuru-chan

I picked it up, and heard a familiar voice.

"S-Suzumiya-san?"

"Asahina-san? It's me, Kyon!"

"Kyon-kun? R-Really?"

"Yes, Asahina-san...I don't know what's going on! Wh-"

"Can y-you meet us in the usual s-spot?"

"Okay!" I shut 'my' phone, and ran over to the drawers. Opening one of them, it hit me.

Am I supposed to put on a BRA?!

I arrived there, wearing jeans and a random t-shirt. I found Haruhi's hair band and found a way to put it on.

Koizumi, Asahina-san and ME?!

"Hello..." Asahina-san smiled, that heavenly smile...

"H-Hi..." Koizumi stuttered. Wait, stuttered?!

"..." Me... Me... Kyon... Me... It made me feel sick.

Anyway.

"Guys... What the hell happened? Why am I Suzumiya?!"

"I currently don't know..." Asahina sighed, and I stared at her. She realized something, and smiled again. "I'm Koizumi."

No... Way... Why'd he get the good one~?

"I-I'm Mikuru..." 'Koizumi' stuttered again.

"Yuki..." 'I' whispered.

"Wh..."

I screamed again, but 'Asahina-san' covered my mouth.

"We're in public, Kyon. Please refrain from screaming..." 'She' winked at me, and I felt a little sick.

Suddenly, three weeks didn't seem so short anymore.

It felt like an eternity.

+++++++++++++++AUTHORS NOTE, PLEASE READ+++++++++++++++

2nd August, 4:01am

So, whaddya think? Should I continue?

This idea came to me randomly, and I need something to get my mind off things.

I will FINISH 'Fight Fire With Fire', I'm just going through a rough stage. I swear, I will get back to writing soon.

I hope you will continue to support me.

Also, if you readers like this, then I have a question:

How the hell am I supposed to refer to the characters?

If Mikuru is Koizumi, then should I refer to them as Koizumi, or Mikuru?

I just can't figure this out.

Anyway, I hope you like this, and you should know that it won't really have a pairing, unless I cange my mind.

So, review and if you want, you can suggest some ideas for the upcoming chapters.

Until next time, see ya!

Ran