Hawkpath: Hello, and welcome to-
Sunni: FULLMETAL ALCHEMIST TRUTH OR DARE!
Hawkpath: You do that evertime! FOR ONCE! ID LIKE TO SAY IT!
Sunni: Too bad...
Hawkpath: Anyway, this is Hawkpath, your host!
Sunni: And Im Sunni! The Co-host! Over there is our Co-Co Puff host, Talon!
Talon: I TOLD YOU NOT TO CALL ME A COCO PUFF HOST IN FRONT OF NEW PEOPLE!
Sunni: Whatever..
Hawkpath: Let me explain quickly. We are in a box. And the box has nothing but what we poof inside it and that closet over there! *Points to The Closet*
Hawkpath: We are well known for our other Truth or Dare series, Generator Rex Truth or Dare. Because I now crave to torture the FMA cast, that's what we'll be doing.
Sunni: So to kick this entire thing off-
Hawkpath: And to get you to like us-
Sunni: Were doing the first dare, which we made up.
Talon: I'll read! Ahem... Edward must be thrown into the Pit of Doom.
Hawkpath: You see, the Pit of Doom is full of screaming fangirls...
Sunni: Soo...poofing time! *Types on a magical keyboard, poofing Edward Elric into the room*
Ed: WTF! WHERE THE HELL AM I? Are those Fangirls I hear...?
Fangirl1: WE LUV YOU EDDIE!
Fangirl2: PLEASE MARRY ME!
Ed: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! NOT FANGIRLS! ANYTHING BUT FANGIRLS!
Hawkpath: Hi there!
Ed:...Who the hell are you?
Hawkpath: Im Chuck Norris, WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM?
Ed: Chuck Norris?
Hawkpath: *Pulls out Fluffy the Flamethrower* Dont get sarcastic with me, Fullmetal Alchemist...
Ed: Yes sir!
Hawkpath: IM A WOMAN!
Ed: YES MAAM! Wait, what the hell am I doing...?
Sunni: Your influenced by the power of Fluffy.
Ed: So...? The flamethrower doesnt look too scary...its not like she'll kill me...right?
Talon: Dont put it past Hawky. Have you ever met Rex?
Ed: Yeah, we met at that convention...he called me short and I punched him in the balls. He punched me back with a much bigger fist...
Sunni: Well, Hawk has put Rex through worse hell than seeing The Truth...
Talon: There are somethings theropy just cant scrub away, Edward...
Sunni: Like being forced into that closet with god knows who...
Talon: And trust me, God doesnt even wanna know!
Ed: OMG...Now Ive heard of her! She puts fictional charaters thro hell and beyond, and then somehow, through the power of dare, ends up kissing the main charater! *wink wink*
Sunni: And your the main charater, Eddie...
Ed: YOUR RIGHT! GASP! I HAVE TO RUN!
Hawkpath: STOP RIGHT THERE. Look you two, this is how you ruined Secret Saturdays for me, so shut up.
Sunni: Wha? Alright...
Hawkpath: So, get in the pit Ed.
Ed: And what if I dont want-
Hawkpath: GET IN THE PIT!
Ed: OK! * Jumps into the pit*
Fangirl1: IM GOING TO STEAL HIS JACKET!
Fangirl2: NOT BEFORE I STEAL HIS SOCKS!
Fangirl3: TO HELL WITH YOU TWO, IM STEALING HIS ARM!
Fangirl4: WELL IM STEALING HIS IDENTITY!
Chuck Norris: Im stealing his soul...
Ed: Chuck Norris?
Mr.T: SHUDDUP, FOOL!
Ed: Mr. T?
Richard Simons: IM GOING TO STEAL HIS VIRGINITY!
Ed: RICHARD SIMONS! WHAT IS THIS WORLD!
Hawkpath: The world made completely by the author, Hawkpath13, who has the godly powers to kill and bring anyone back to life on her computer with a couple types of a keyboard and a few sips of coffee. *Takes a sip of coffee, the drink made by God*
Talon and Sunni: FORTH WALL! FORTH WALL!
Hawkpath: The forth wall is now smashed to little pieces, bitches. Get over it. Its been smashed, as you well know from GR Truth or Dare.
Talon: Yeah, but, its fun to scream forth wall...
Hawkpath: Hmmm, let me try. FORTH WALL! Oh yeah, that is fun!
Hawky Talon and Sunni: FORTH WALL! FORTH WALL!
Ed: Can someone get me out of here!
Hawkpath: No, silly, the show is over now.
Ed: WHAT?
Hawky Talon and Sunni: BYE!
Hawkpath: Sooo...I'll be getting Ed out then?
Sunni: Yep.
Talon: You saved Rex from it. Save Ed.
Hawkpath: But those were GR Fangirls! I don't think I can fight off FMA Fangirls!
Sunni: HAWKY!
Hawkpath: WHAT!
Sunni: YOU CAN DO THIS!
Hawkpath: OK!
Sunni: WHY ARE WE YELLING?
Hawkpath: ITS THE STERIODS. THEY MAKE ME VERY ANGRY.
Sunni: ...
Hawkpath: ...
Sunni: Really?
Hawkpath: Hehe, no. I just took that line from Fullmetal Lol. CHECK IT OUT OR DIE! TEHE! (Authors Note- I do not own Fullmetal Lol or Fullmetal Alchemist to begin with. If I owned ethier, I would be very happy...but I do not, so too bad.)
Talon: Yeah...I think Ed is getting his arm torn off...and not the automail one...
Hawkpath: Fine, Im going! *Jumps into the pit with Fluffy* STAND BACK! I HAVE A FLAMETHROWER! BACK! BACK YOU DEMONS! BACK!
Fangirls: EEEEEE! WERE TOO GIRLY AND FREAKISHLY STUPID TO UNDERSTAND SHIT!
Hawkpath: Damn straight, you are! *Drags Edward out of the Pit of Doom*
Fangirl1: I JUST WANT HIS ARM!
Edward: Is something on my leg...?
Hawkpath: That would be a Fangirl, eating your foot. *Blows up the Fangirl with Fluffy*
Ed: Oh...k then...
Hawkpath: So...your coming back next time right?
Ed: Can I torture Mustang on this show?
Hawkpath: You might be able to, and you might just watch him be tortured, or you might *cough* will *cough* be tortured yourself.
Ed: ILL TAKE THOSE CHANCES!
Hawkpath: Great! *Pulls out a waver* Now sign here, here and intial there.