This is a Harry Potter oneshot that wasn't even an idea. I was just bored.

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The Gryffindor who wished to be a Slytherin

One day, a young girl named Meera Bleema was enrolled in Hogwarts. She was a wizard child, and though all her family had been Gryffindors, she wanted to be a Slytherin.

Finally, her turn at the sorting hat came and she was thinking, fiercely, NOT Gryffindor, NOT Gryffindor…

Not Slytherin, eh? Said the hat in her ear. Ah, well. You're just a kid. What do you know? "GRYFFINDOR!

She had awanted to be Slytherin. But the sorting hat sorted her into Gryffindor, so she sulked all night.

That morning, she told her concerns to a fellow Gryffindor – that she wanted to be Slytherin, not Gryffindor! The girl, instead of sympathizing, yelled

"Hey! This girl wants to be a Slytherin!"

She was immediately surrounded by a horde of threatening Gryffindor students. They beat her up, and she had bruises for days after.

This continued. Everyone beat her up but the Slytherins, because she wanted to be in their House. But, being Slytherins, they weren't very nice, so their kindness was limited to NOT beating her up.

Eventually, she was so sick of being beaten up that she quit school, became a beggar and banged her head on a rock until she forgot who she was so she would never have to remember the shame of being a Gryffindor.

The End