Strife News At Seven: The sequel no one bothered to name
Vincent: Hello, last time on Strife News at seven....ah screw it. Read it for your self.
Now back to our original programing plan.
(rushes to the opposite set and sits down with enough time to eat a bagel and pat the fuzz turk
on the head)
Vincent: Our leading story tonite is the new world wide fad, Nomekop. With over two, yes you
heard right, over two different monsters to collect!
(from offscreen, a paper is handed to Vincent)
Vincent(with a big smile):This just in. The nomekop main HQ, Odnetnin was just destroyed. There
were many bits of evidence, including a night stick, a zeidrich armlet, and a minerva band.
Vincent: Now, weather with Cid Highwind.
Cid: The weathers #!@$in' fine! Lemme alone!
Vincent: Okay, well, now it's stock reports with Reeve. Over to you Reeve. Oh, and no jumping
out the window.
Reeve:!@$#. Well, Odnetnin is down 40,Sutit is holding it's position at -600, and Soft Square is
up several thousand!
Vincent:Yes! I'm glad I listened to the pixies now! Er...um....@$!#!(jumps out window...see a
pattern here folks?)
Aeris: In light of the recent death of the host-
(from the street below)
Vincent: I'm not quite dead!
Aeris:Ergh...*ahem*... In light of the hosts mortal wounds-
Vincent: I'm felling better!
(pushes the desk toward the window, and slides the five 20 pound paperweights out the window)
Vincent:Owies...
Director: Sorry Aeris, but since your...well...dead, you can't be the host.
Aeris: Aww...
(Aeris jumps out the window just for the heck of it)
Director: Well... our next host(under his breath)or potential suicide canidate(normaly)
The knights who-No! It can't be!
(from off screen, several voices are shouting)
Guys off screen: Nee!Nee!Nee!
Director(in the fetal position): Noooo!! The dreaded knights who say(dramatic pause) Nee!
AAAUUUUUGGGGGHHHHHHH!(Jumps out the- ahh, forget it.)
-End Transmission-
(AN: I hope you liked this. I made sure it was longer. I also had just rented Monty Python And
The Holy Grail:-).)
Vincent: Hello, last time on Strife News at seven....ah screw it. Read it for your self.
Now back to our original programing plan.
(rushes to the opposite set and sits down with enough time to eat a bagel and pat the fuzz turk
on the head)
Vincent: Our leading story tonite is the new world wide fad, Nomekop. With over two, yes you
heard right, over two different monsters to collect!
(from offscreen, a paper is handed to Vincent)
Vincent(with a big smile):This just in. The nomekop main HQ, Odnetnin was just destroyed. There
were many bits of evidence, including a night stick, a zeidrich armlet, and a minerva band.
Vincent: Now, weather with Cid Highwind.
Cid: The weathers #!@$in' fine! Lemme alone!
Vincent: Okay, well, now it's stock reports with Reeve. Over to you Reeve. Oh, and no jumping
out the window.
Reeve:!@$#. Well, Odnetnin is down 40,Sutit is holding it's position at -600, and Soft Square is
up several thousand!
Vincent:Yes! I'm glad I listened to the pixies now! Er...um....@$!#!(jumps out window...see a
pattern here folks?)
Aeris: In light of the recent death of the host-
(from the street below)
Vincent: I'm not quite dead!
Aeris:Ergh...*ahem*... In light of the hosts mortal wounds-
Vincent: I'm felling better!
(pushes the desk toward the window, and slides the five 20 pound paperweights out the window)
Vincent:Owies...
Director: Sorry Aeris, but since your...well...dead, you can't be the host.
Aeris: Aww...
(Aeris jumps out the window just for the heck of it)
Director: Well... our next host(under his breath)or potential suicide canidate(normaly)
The knights who-No! It can't be!
(from off screen, several voices are shouting)
Guys off screen: Nee!Nee!Nee!
Director(in the fetal position): Noooo!! The dreaded knights who say(dramatic pause) Nee!
AAAUUUUUGGGGGHHHHHHH!(Jumps out the- ahh, forget it.)
-End Transmission-
(AN: I hope you liked this. I made sure it was longer. I also had just rented Monty Python And
The Holy Grail:-).)