Title: A Day In The Life Of Germany
Character(s) or Paring(s): Germany, Italy, Japan, mentions of Greece & England, and a slight hint of Germany/Italy.
Rating: T
Warnings: Mentions of nekkid-ness, an innuendo, perverted Japan & confused Germany
Summary: Watch, my children, and observe as a certain German named Ludwig writes about his day-to-day life.
Note: I'll be using the human names of the nations so...

Germany - Ludwig
Italy - Feliciano
Greece - Heracles
Japan – Kiku
England - Arthur

Disclaimer: I do not own Hetalia. If I did, Germany and Italy would be married already. The real person who owns it is Hidekaz Himaruya, so go praise him and his awesome-ness.


Journal Entry 1

Day 1

6 a.m.

I woke up with Feliciano beside me again.

I still find it rather odd how he is comfortable with sleeping naked.

7 a.m.

While I was showering, he –for some unknown reason- tried sneaking inside my bathroom.

8 a.m.

As compensation for bothering me so early in the morning, he cooked me breakfast.

It consisted of pasta and –thankfully enough- wurst.

9 a.m.

Once again, a random bucket fell on Feliciano, and once again, the task of taking care of him was left to me.

10 a.m.

For some reason, he tried to chase a cat he saw by the lawn of someone's house.

He found out some time later that it was Heracles' house, after being attacked by a horde of cats.

11 a.m.

Feliciano suggested we go to a restaurant by his place, and I reluctantly agreed to going with him.

I think I'll be going to that restaurant again tomorrow.

12 p.m.

We went back home after eating, with Feliciano singing some ridiculous song about 'pasta' and 'clouds that look like macaroni.'

1 p.m.

He mass produces white flags, while I read a book titled, 'The Beggar woman of Locarno' by Heinrich von Kleist.

2:30 p.m.

I still do not understand how he manages to fall in the pit hole created by Arthur for so many times.

3 p.m.

Why is it that it's always me that cleans up the mess of clothing he makes when it's time for his siesta?

4 p.m.

A cat somehow manages to get his food while he was sleeping, and –though I hate to admit it- I find it rather amusing to watch.

5 p.m.

Kiku visits, then proceeds in making with Feliciano what he called as 'onigiri'.

I'll have to ask him how to make them sometime.

6 p.m.

Feliciano announces that he was going to 'sleep with me'. For some reason, Kiku blushes and excuses himself as he leaves.

I must admit that I was confused at what he was so embarrassed about.


A/N: Alright, I've decided to post something that's actually more than 10 words long. Anyway, if some of you have noticed, some parts of Germany's journal is the same as from the Italy Observation Diary strip. It should be obvious that it was the latter that inspired me to do this.

Anyway, please review! If you do, you'll get some cookies made by France-niichan as a reward!

And we all know that no one can resist his cooking...