ULTIMATE CROSSOVER CRACKFIC OF DOOM!
Crossover of Kingdom Hearts, D. Gray-Man, Left 4 Dead, Nabari no ou, Death Note, Harry Potter, Star Ocean 3, random crack, a few inside jokes, and some teachers and such from my school. All this, plus any other random anime/manga/books/etc that I forgot to mention! This crackfic is the result of me and my anime-obsessed friend having a random conversation during gym. Not surprisingly, I got hit in the head with the ball several times that day...
Part I: Invasion of Hogwarts
Sora held his shotgun, ready to fire. "Ready, L?"
"Let's give these wizards what they deserve!" L kicked down the door. "Molotov!"
The students in the Great Hall panicked. Two random people with shotguns just kicked down the door, and now half the students were on fire. Professor Umbrige fainted from the mess. Harry would've laughed at her if he wasn't panicking.
"Muahahahaha! I don't have to know your name to kill you now, L!"
"Light! You are Kira! I always knew it!" L shouted. He was then killed with a grenade launcher before randomly reviving. "Now that that's taken care of, Light, we can invade this school together!"
"Yeah!"
"Pipe bomb!" Sora shouted, then threw one into the middle of the crowd.
"TANK!" Roxas ran by, screaming, while a giant horde of zombies chased him. Five of them were tanks.
"Avada Kedavra!" Voldemort tried to kill Harry Potter. He missed, and hit a tank. It died.
"Nice shot!" Sora then killed him with dual pistols.
"ZOMBIES!" Fayt screamed, blasting everyone within range with a machine gun. The remaining four tanks turned on him.
"TANK!" Roxas shouted again. Light killed one with his grenade launcher.
"SHUT UP! I HEAR A WITCH!" Sora screamed.
"Sora has startled the witch." The narrator announced calmly. The witch killed a tank and then died of spontaneous combustion.
"Two tanks left!" Both spontaneously combusted.
"HI AXEL!" Sora shouted.
"Yo, Sora! Catch you at a bad time?"
"Nah, perfect timing. Done killing Vexen yet?"
"Nope. I could only bring one chakram, though. The other's still launching itself at him repeatedly."
"Whatever. Let's kill some-"
"ZOMBIES!" Fayt shouted, yet again. All the Hogwarts students were dead by now.
And the rest of the day went on like that, until Watari showed up and sniped the last of them from a helicopter. Then everybody went home and acted like nothing happened. Well, unless you count the fact that L arrested Light for being Kira. But that's expected.