One, no, two, band members stood before Paula, more like she stood between them. Murdoc had money in is pocket, but he got it from 2D's singing, all his charm was based strictly on alcohol. And yet, he was still so addicting. 2D meant well, really, he did. He was sweet, and treated the guitarist well and with respecct, but come on, who wants that?
'This is so wrong!' Paula thought as she crept to the door of Murdoc's love-shack-on-wheels, 'I'm dating 2D!' She stood before the door, her hand was inches away from it. The door swung open,nd Murdoc stood in the d
"Need something, sweet-thing?"
He was so apauling, so retchid, and yet, so addicting. Paula couldn't think of what it was, maybe the way he was so mysterious, or the way he just didn't care, but something about him was just unbelivebly sexy.
"Do me!" Paula blurted out suddenly. Murdoc's eyes widened.
"But you're with Faceache..." he commented.
"I don't care!" Paula shouted.
"Hmm, a cheater...I like that."
Murdoc Niccals was, by deffinition, perfect. Shagging with him was amazing, he made you feel so good and special, though it was obvious you weren't the only one he made feel that way. They were in a fucking toilet for crying out loud! And yet, Paula was still over the moon about him. She knew the man was a deadbeat, had no family he could count on, and really nothing to fall back on
"You sure you want this?" The bassist asked one more time.
"Yes, baby, please." Paula whined, as the bassist bit her neck once again.
"Not in here." Murdoc growled lightly, before grabbing Paula's wrist and dragging her out of the Winnebago.
"Why not?" She asked.
"Facheache's room is right next to the Winnebago, twit!" Murdoc scoffed before throwing the door to the bathroom open, and pushing Paula into the nearest stall. The two were so wrapped up in the horrible crime they were committing that they didn't notice a certain drummer approaching the bathroom.
One, two princes knelt before Paula. One had diamonds in his pocket, that's some bread now, the other wanted to buy her rockets, he really wasn't in this head then. Both men adored her, but not for the same reasons. Poor 2D, little did he know, his 'faithful' girlfriend was off shagging his 'best mate'.
"Oh baby!"
Just go ahead now
"Oh!"
Just just go ahead now
"Oh, your majesty!"
Just go ahead now
"Come on forget the King who... marry me!"
Just go ahead now
"Come on, come on, come on!"
Just go ahead now
"Go ahead now!"
Just go ahead now
"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TWO DOING!?"
"Russ!"
"LARDS! GET THE FUCK OUT!"
"YOU BASTARDS!" Russel slammed his fist right into Murdoc's nose.
"Russ, calm down!" Paula shouted.
"YOU DAMN SLUT, YOU'RE DATING 2D!"
"I know..."
"GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE, GET OUT!"
Said one, two princes knelt before Paula, That what I said now. Princes, princes who adored her, she just went ahead now, the one had diamonds in his pockets had some bread, now. The other said he wanted to buy her rockets. Wasn't in his head then.
Disclaimers: I own nothing.
Song: Two Princes by Spin Doctors.