Break up with books.
"Dear books,
Look… it's really hard to do this. I'm sorry but, we can't do this anymore! I never get anytime to myself anymore! I- i know we had something special, but we're not good for each other. Everytime i have to do something, your always calling out to me- read me! Pick me up! Take me with you! Never let go! I'm sorry, but this isn't the titanic! Look, i tried to be nice, but i'm just going to be blunt. GET OUT OF MY LIFE! I can't even eat without you calling me asking all these questions! I'm sorry i can't read you in the dark! I'm not a dog! Do you know how many times you hurt me? All the paper cuts? All the dizziness? Do you know all the times i've gotten sick in the car when i was with you? So go and take all your sequels too. And you can finally get with that magazine i've been seeing you flip to!
With all my loathing,
Percy Jackson."
Zoe looked up from the paper to see her boyfriends shinning face. He looked so proud of it too! His baggy eyes spoke of how tired he was, but that didn't diminish the light in them. His hair was all over the place and fell over his sea green eyes. All that did was make her want to brush it away.
"Well, my star? What do you think?" She melted at the nickname. He gave it to her after he had almost died trying to save her during the quest to save Artemis. She didn't want to say it, truly, she didn't, but...
"Percy, dear, can you even read?" he gasped and stumbled backwards, summoning a water knife out of the water to come stab him in the back.
With a dramatic flop on his bed, he dragged her down with him and layed on top of her, knocking the wind out of her with his weight.
"Oh my gods, Percy! Get off, you're too heavy to be doing this!" She manages through her giggles. Percy scowls at her, but his eyes sparkle mischievously.
"Did you just call me fat?" Zoe tries to push him off, but fails.
"YES! Now get off, waterboy!"
"Alas, I can't! You have stabbed me in the back and now!" He pauses for dramatic flair, "You must deal with my dead weight, that has absolutely nothing to do with my blue food!" He sets his face on her shoulder blades getting comfortable. Zoe groans, but starts raking her fingers through his silky soft hair.
"What can I do to get you off me?" He looks up and smirks.
"Kiss me better?" She shares his mischievous look.
"You didn't even have to ask."
And they kiss, and its like a million stars came down from the heavens to witness true love at its finest.
oh my gods... i'm so ridiculous! I have to say, this is one of my favorite ships! I actually didn't intend for all that fluff, but hey! The fluff fluffs when it wants to fluff. Oh well, I like it!