I don't own DBZ, The song or
any of the Characters! This is my first story. So be nice with the reviews,
I'll accept ideas and some add-ons for my next story. Basically this is a
parody of the video lady marmalade by Christina A, mya, pink and lil Kim this
story is mostly about how bulma and the rest of the ladies in DBZ show off
their singing skills at bulmas's' big party singing to the song "lady
marmalade" which in my story It was written by bulma. The boys get a big
surprise in store for them in the near end of the song when at Christina A.
part comes on. They see bulma dressed in that small red corset and…well you'll
have to read the story to find out!
OH! Before I forget! Some of
the later and before characters have been added on because of a shortage of
women characters and also this story is more detailed to leave it to the
imagination, so no flames please!
-Bulmasb@yahoo.com
The day started out well for
bulma, She had gotten a new cute outfit, to celebrate her new life (without
yancha) she finally caught the bastard red handed when she spotted him at the
mall making out with some Blond! The nerve of him! She finally decided not to
blow up at him and humiliate him in front of everyone. No she had done that
before only to be in the same situation she's in now. She decided to break up
with him over the phone then have the party of the century to celebrate the
defeat of freeza for good. Too bad that mysterious boy wasn't here or she would
have invited him as the guest of honor, since he did defeat king cold and
freeza. Anyways at the party she would show yancha just what he lost and flaunt
it to him and all the z warriors. But to do this she would need some help,
preferably from chichi, lunch, android18 and herself. While she was making a
list of things she need for the "big surprise" a very cranky vegeta walked in
making his presence known by slamming the refrigerator door loudly making bulma
spill her coffee all over herself.
"You Baka! Look what you made
me do!" she screamed.
Vegeta just ignored her and
kept on walking away from her,"damn woman!" he screamed in his head." Screaming
at me with her loud mouth, At least her body makes up for it…
Vegeta then stopped in his
tracks" what am I thinking! Wanting to mate with that human…Oh great, now I'm
thinking about mating with her! Get a hold of yourself vegeta! She's only a
weak human anyways" and with that vegeta finally reassured himself that he had
no feelings whatsoever for that bulma, not knowing of the unexpected turn of
events that were to be unfolded later on…
The next few weeks were
strange for vegeta. First all that Baka woman was running all over the house
making phone calls and
Shopping for items all day,
then making his meals without him yelling at her to do it, and finally not
giving him enough time to taste it then insult her about it because she would
be out the door when she would put his plate down. "It's not like I care!" he
told himself. Though deep inside he missed their usual verbal sparring
sessions. I can't believe I'm saying this but I…I. Think I miss that Baka!
There he finally admitted it to himself. But suddenly angered by this sudden
act of emotions he gave himself a mental scolding. He wondered why bulma was so
intriguing to him. She was just a human! But just as he finished saying that to
himself he had bumped into bulma. He was shocked at first only gazing at her
then he quickly snapped out of it and suddenly said "stupid Baka! Watch where
you're going!" he expected to have a little argument come out of it but all he
got from bulma was "u-huh sorry about that Vegeta!" " While she ran to her car.
Just as he was preparing to leave he then heard her yell "OH! And vegeta,
There's a party going on tonight so be here outside in the backyard tonight or
no gravity chamber!" vegeta was angered by this and just as he was about to say
something to her she vanished from his sight leaving only a trail of smoke behind.
Bulma was in no mood to fight
with vegeta right now, she had almost everything done for her party. She even
had the perfect song to go with it! She had made it up a while back and used to
do the choreography in front of her mirror she had a great voice but was too
pre-occupied with her inventions to keep her dream alive so as years past her
voice grew… let's just say tarnished. Though now that she was practicing again
it came back as soulful and as beautiful as before. Now let's see… she had the
decorations, the food I think that was the hardest part seeing as all the
z-warriors were to be there she had to order practically a ton of food, She had
a stage set up with a band and everything! She wanted it to come a shock to all
of the men so she insisted on holding the rehearsals for the songs dancing in a
sound proof arena she built when she was younger. She had built it to read and
to do experiments with her inventions without having to wake up everyone, and
just to make the party have a dreamy look she had Christmas lights hanging all
over her vine walls, She also used the extra lights to make a big tent design
around the backyard, all she needed now were the costumes she had a lady design
from her sketches. But the only problem was chi chi… she explained to us that
her outfit had to be covered up more than the rest of us so after a lot of
talking, begging and sketching bulma finally managed to convince chi chi to put
on a covered but slightly more revealing outfit she had designed, it was a
corset that covered her belly and The bottom part was a very small silk pair of
shorts that showed only a little bit of her behind. While the other girls had
more revealing outfits, Take android 18 for example, she decided on wearing a
white outfit with a corset top also and the bottom part was a pair of shorts a
little longer than chi chi's, The difference between her outfit and all the
other ones was that hers had a long white trail that flowed onto the floor,
Lunches outfit was also similar to android 18's the only difference between the
two was that lunches outfit was black and also the outfit had a top hat to go
with it, We all thought it looked silly but lunch insisted that I would make her a top hat with the letter
"L" made with glitter. And finally my outfit was made differently than all the
others mostly to get yancha's attention maybe vegeta's…what are you thinking
bulma! Vegeta wouldn't get turned on if all the women on earth were naked! He
only thinks about training, honestly! You think a guy would think about
something other than training. Then a thought came to bulma,"maybe I should
play with vegeta a little and make him notice me! It's no use denying it bulma
you've fallen for the stubborn sayain anyways! Why not make him drool with your
outfit!"Anyways back to the outfit, she had made a corset like all the others
except hers was red and had small dangling pieces of string on the bottom, her
top part was made to push her chest up making them look huge "now If these
don't get the attention of vegeta then he's obviously not human" she said to
herself. Also to add with her outfit she was the only one who had a small pair
of black, side-stringed panties instead of shorts like all the other girls,
also her butt was showing the most even she thought it was a bit too revealing,
So she decided on covering it a little by adding a puffy backside only to cover
part of her butt leaving a little peek at her booty. They all had knee-high
stockings on and spike-heeled shoes to match. Their make-up was also a little
darker because all of them had a little bit of black eye shadow on with some
glitter and rhinestones around their eyes. They also had on some lip-gloss and
only bulma got to wear a small crown on top of her head
Since she was the mastermind
around this scheme. All their hair (except for bulmas') was tied back with two
curls in the front but bulma had her hair pulled up and had curls everywhere
and with the crown they all noticed that she did look like a princess. "Wait
until vegeta gets a load of me!" bulma thought.
When rehearsal was over they
all went home and were given orders to dress formally and to make their dates
dress formally too, she also told them to meet at party at 8:00pm and that
their "show" would start at 12:00 sharp! As they all left to go home and change
for the party bulma was getting ready for the party and almost forgot that
vegeta didn't have a tux. She then went over to the gravity chamber after
getting him the tux and knocked on the door she then heard the power turning
off and then saw vegeta opening the door and yelling," what is it woman!" bulma
flinched slightly and looked at him straight in the eye and said "vegeta I need
you to try on this tux for the party." Vegeta gave her a puzzled looked and
then replied "I'm not wearing that ridiculous outfit" he then backed up when he
saw bulma heading toward him until vegeta touched the wall" Please vegeta! She
then said in a seductive voice do it…for me?" totally caught off guard bulma
seized the opportunity to give him the tux and a peck on his cheek. Before
running from him saying" thank you vegeta you're the best!" and with that
vegeta finally decided that going to the party might entertain him, and also
because of the fact that he had nothing better to do so he tried on the suit
and got ready for the party.
Bulma was checking herself
out in the mirror in her room admiring the out fit she picked, it gave her that
"innocent" look it was a dress she saw at the store that matched perfectly with
her body tracing every last curve, but it looked loose and also the color was
light pink The dress had spaghetti straps with a little piece of cloth hanging
from it and the dress came down below her ankles and with her matching diamond
studded shoes and the flower in her hair she had to admit she did look
beautiful.
After all the guests showed
up even yancha, who was practically drooling from the sight of her kept trying
to flirt with her. Everyone sat down and started eating and talking to each
other everyone had on a tux even piccolo though it took a lot of begging and
finally she decided to make a tux that weighed exactly like his usual clothes.
While everyone was talking she decided to find vegeta and then when she was
looking for him she found him in the back corner away from the celebration.
When she walked up to him she noticed how he was looking at her so she decided
to add a sway to her hips just to excite him. The reaction she got from him was
totally unexpected. He blushed, she made the arrogant, stubborn, conceded
prince blush! As she walked up to him she suddenly saw him compose himself and
put on his usual scowl and look away from her, this is going to be interesting
she thought.
Vegeta was in no mood tonight
to attend that bakas stupid party. He was already worn out from today's workout
and also frustrated because he didn't turn ss again! To make matters worse he
had to attend this stupid party and had to be around these idiots! Especially
kakkarot. But before he had time to think of other things that were annoying
him he was suddenly short of breath. Right in front of him stood bulma looking
more beautiful than any women he ever laid eyes on. Anyone could have mistaken
her for an angel. Her look of beauty
mixed with innocence took his breath away. And to make matters worse he felt a
sudden tightness growing in his pants from looking at her body and her swaying
hips. He then felt heat rise in his cheeks from looking at her and realized he
was blushing, ashamed from this he looked away from her and growled at his
stupid actions but he suddenly froze at the sudden feeling of her hand on his
chin she pulled his chin to face her and he looked straight into her eyes those
eyes of her hypnotized him leaving him weak from her touch realizing she was
touching his chin he pulled away from her grasp sharply "don't touch me again
woman" he said. She just gave him a sly smile and said " mellow out vegeta!"
geeze; you think you'd calm down after a while. Just enjoy yourself! Besides I
think you'll love the entertainment I hired tonight, lets just say you'll get a
hard reaction to the performance. Vegeta tried to think of what she was trying
to say but before he could bulma pulled him onto the dance floor and he
realized it they started to dance a slow song he was going to pull away from
her but then she pulled his hands and made him hold her hips "this feels good"
he thought as he let bulma lead to a classical song being played by the band
onstage. Everyone was looking at them in awe even piccolo had an eyebrow arched
"bulma and vegeta? No it can't be possible! I think I drank to much liquor".
When the music stopped he then realized everyone was staring at them he then
let her go and sat alone on the table in the corner. Bulma was almost at the verge
of tears "that felt so nice, I've never been held like that. It felt as if I
was his, and his only. " She whispered as she let a tear slide down her cheek
not knowing that vegeta heard her and saw the tear he felt pressure around his
heart at the sight of her. "If only bulma, if only" he whispered. At 12:00
bulma gathered up the girls and explained to the boys that they needed to
powder their noses. They went back into the house and got ready for the
performance. The stage was set up with a big curtain and the words "Moulin
Rouge " In lights " I wonder what that's for?" goku asked. "Probably the
entertainment bulma was talking about" krillin said. And just as he said that
music started to play…
[Android 18:]
Where's all my soul sisters,
lemme hear ya'll flow sisters
[All:]
Hey
sister, go sister, soul sister, flow sister
Hey sister, go sister,
soul sister, flow sister
Suddenly lunch, android 18,
and chichi came out from the curtain and then chi chi started singing while
goku drooled over his wife & gohan covered his eyes.
[Chi
chi:]
He met
marmalade down in old Moulin rouge
Struttin' her stuff on the street
She said, "hello,
hey Jo, you wanna give it a go?" Oh! Uh huh
[Chorus:]
Giuchie,
Giuchie, ya ya dada (Hey hey hey)
Giuchie, Giuchie, ya ya here (here)
Mocha
Chocalata ya ya (oh yea)
Creole lady Marmalade
Voulez
vous coucher avec moi ce soir
Voulez vous coucher avec moi
And
after chi chi sang her part lunch stepped up and started singing her part while
vegeta who was still in the same spot he sat at was looking at the idiots
drooling over the women's performance. "The only thing that would get my
attention is bulma in one of those outfits the girls are wearing. Speaking of
that woman where is she?"
[Lunch:]
He sat
in her boudoir while she freshened up
Boy drank all that magnolia wine
On her black
satin sheets is where he started to freak
Yeah
[Chorus:]
Giuchie, Giuchie, ya ya dada (da-da-da)
Giuchie,
Giuchie, ya ya here (here ohooh yea yeah)
Mocha choca lata ya ya (yea)
Creole lady Marmalade
Voulez vous coucher avec moi ce soir (ce soir, what
what what)
Voulez vous coucher avec moi
By the time android 18 came out almost all of the men
(except vegeta) were yelling and whistling with excitement
But vegeta was silently laughing because instead on singing
she could only speak the words." I guess androids cant sing."
[Android 18:]
He comes through with the
money and the garter bags
I let him know we bout that
cake straight up the gate uh
We independent women, some
mistake us for whores
I'm sayin, why spend mine
when I can spend yours
Disagree? Well that's you and
I'm sorry
Imma keep playing these cats
out like Atari
Wear ideal shoes get love
from the dudes
4 badass chicks from the Moulin
Rouge
Hey sisters, soul sisters,
better get that dough sisters
We drink wine with diamonds
in the glass
Bottle case the meaning of
expensive taste
If you wanna Giuchie, Giuchie
ya ya
Mocha Chocalata-a what?
Real lady marmalade
One more time C'mon now
Marmalllaaaaaaaddddeeeeeee
Lady marmalllaaaaadddddddeeee
Marmalllaaaaaaaddddeeeeeee
Then suddenly they heard an
angelic voice and saw the big curtain in the back lift up revealing bulma, in a
small lingerie outfit but instead of the guys whistling and chanting they all turned
beet red and tried to cover the front part of there pants, even vegeta though
as hard as he tried couldn't hold back the tightness any longer. He couldn't breath
at all I mean she looked so sexy! Did I just say that? He thought. For some
reason he was drawn closer to the stage just by her legs, chest and voice "she
the most beautiful thing I've ever seen, I have to make her mine there no use
denying it anymore to yourself vegeta you've fallen in love with that woman."
He then watched in awe as she started singing pulling him into a trace.
[Bulma:]
Hey Hey hey!
Touch of her skin feeling
silky smooth (oh)
Color of café au lait all
right babe
She had already walked towards vegeta and sat on his lap making
her thighs circle around his waist noticing the big bulge when she sat down
And as she said the next
lines she pulled vegeta closer until her breasts where touching his face.
Made the savage beast roar
until he cried,
More-more-more
[Lunch:]
Now he's back home doin' 9 to
5
[Chi chi:]
Sleepin' the gray flannel
life
[Bulma:]
But when he turns of to sleep
memories creep
More-more-more
As bulma said the last line
she gave vegeta a deep kiss plunging her tongue into his mouth and made him
grab her breasts before getting of him to join the girls
[Chorus:]
Giuchie, Giuchie, ya ya dada
(da daeaea yea)
Giuchie, Giuchie ya ya here
(ooh)
Mocha choca lata ya ya (yea)
Creole lady Marmalade
Voulez vous coucher avec moi
ce soir (ce soir)
Voulez vous coucher avec moi
(all my sistas yeah!)
Voulez vous coucher avec moi Ce
soir (Ce soir
Voulez vous coucher avec moi
(C'Mon1 uh)
Then bulma finally let out a
long note of the song to end it.
[Bulma:]
Creole lady
mmmmmmaaaaarrrrrrmmmmmaaaaalliiddddeeee! Oh a oooooohhhhhhhhh
yyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeesssssssssss ah!
And as they finished with a pose they were all quite. It
was bulma who spoke up " ahhhm!" she said" boys I think your pants are a little
too small now don't JA think?" the boys all looked sheepish even vegeta who was
now the most obvious one. she then walked up to yancha pretending to hug him but
just as he was going to put his arms around her she gave him a left- hook and
totally knocked him out but managed to crack her fist while doing it. She quickly
ran inside the house to her room not noticing that all the guests were leaving
with their wives in the same lingerie they performed with. As she was trying to
stop the bleeding a rough but gentle hand closed around her wound making her
flinch with pain "now hold still" vegeta said " this will hurt but you have to
stay still" .He then made bulma sit on her bed while he moved her bones back
into place. She cried out with every movement he made until she screamed in
agony, after it was over she cried on his neck sobbing uncontrollably until she
stopped and looked into his eyes He couldn't resist himself he had to kiss her
so he lowered his head and giving her the most passionate kiss he could give
her.
In the morning vegeta looked at his brand-new mate and smiled to
himself.
"I love you bulma," he said
silently before drifting off to sleep.
Well what do you think! Thank
you for taking the time to read it. I hope you liked it and please review
thanks! -Bulma sb
