NO PRUCAN! ONE DAY PRUSSIA AND CANADA DECIDED TO DATE AND THEY KEPT IT A SECRET FOR A WHILE UNTIL AMERICA CAME AND HE WAS ALL LIKE WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF WHY IS PRUSSIA HERE? THEN CANADA WAS ALL LIKE WERE DATING YOOOO! THEN PRUSSIA WAS LIKE BECAUSE I AM AWESOME! THEN AMERICA WAS LIKE YOU TWO CAN NOT DATE BECAUSE…. 1: YOUR BABYS WOULD LOOK LIKE ABSOULTE CRAP. 2: YOU GUYS ARE A UGLY COUPLE. 3: ME AND ARTHUR LOOK WAYYYY BETTER THAN YOU TWO. 4: WHO WOULD SHIP YOU TWO DUDE IT'S UGLY. 5: I'D NEVER CALL YOU MY BROTHER AGAIN. AND MANY MORE. THEN CANADA WAS LIKE YOU DON'T KNOW ME ALFRED! I CAN LOVE WHOEVER I LOVE! YOU LITERALLY ARE IN LOVE WITH THE MAN WHO RAISED YOU SO STOP! THEN A WILD PRUCAN SHIPPER CAME AND KICKED AMERICA OUT….. AND PRUCAN LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER… THE END! THIS CRACKFIC IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY A PERSON WHO HATES PRUCAN YOUR WELCOME! MADE IN NORWAY PRODUCT OF SEALAND. SPONSERED BY EREN JAEGERS BUTT.