Everyone was celebrating the victory when Loke decided to set down his beer, turn to Natsu, awkwardly clear his throat and declare, "We need to talk about your relationship with my Lucy."

Natsu dropped his sandwich on floor from shock and didn't even care, which is also shocking because if there's one thing he truly loves in this world besides his friends and fighting, it's food.

"What?" he asked. "Since when do Lucy and I have a relationship?"

"Don't act like you don't know what I'm talking about," Loke growled with narrowed eyes. He took out a scroll from his pocket and opened it. "Listen carefully."

"What the fu—"

"First, my Lucy is a really well-mannered young lady. You, on the other hand, have completely no manners, with all kinds of foul words oozing from your mouth, and not to mention you lack complete respect for her. You insult her by calling her weird and fat, which she isn't," Loke read from the scroll.

"Dude? Do you have a fever?"

"Second, my angel is really intelligent unlike you."

"Hey! Are you insulting me?"

"Third, you teach her all kind of weird things."

"What? I'm a role model."

"Fourth, you climb through her window and enter her apartment without her permission. But not only that, you have the nerve to eat her food, use her bathroom and try to read her novel."

"Seriously?! You make me sound like a criminal."

"Fifth, you make her worry for you all the time because of your recklessness."

"Bastard! Shut up! I have to inform you that I'm very mature."

"Sixth, you are stubborn and arrogant, and have no care for laws, rules, guidelines or girls' feelings."

"Says the playboy who broke millions of hearts."

"Seventh, you are dangerous and when she's with you, her life is constantly in danger because you have many enemies and some of them might try to hurt her as revenge."

"Tch. I'll protect her."

"That's everything I had to say, Natsu," Loke muttered darkly. "You have to know that I will never approve your relationship with Lucy. She's a princess and deserves a Prince Charming," with that he disappeared.

. . .

Loke was sitting smugly in the Spirit Realm, ignoring the strange looks he was receiving from the other spirits.

"CURSE YOU, LOKE! WE DON'T HAVE A RELATIONSHIP! DID YOU SAY THAT SOME STUPID PRINCE IS BETTER THAN A DRAGON!? ANNOYING BASTARD!"

"Er…Leo-sama…?" Aries asked hesitantly.

"Leave him be."

Oh my God! This was stupid! ;pp But I wanted to write it. :)